Review: Alyssa

General Details

I stumbled upon Alyssa's ad on a local site, and she hit all the right buttons - she's Irish, redhead, and has a big butt. When I say she has a big butt and thick hips, I'm not kidding, it's her most prominent feature - she is the very model of Hartman Hips. (Look it up if you don't know.) If you like skinny girls, Alyssa is not the girl for you. If you're a tit man, Alyssa is not the girl for you. However, if you like a nice, thick, and pale ass and worshiping that ass for a woman who is vocal about it, then this is the provider for you.

I contacted her through text messaging for a HHR appointment, and she was quick to respond and (more importantly) understanding of real life snags when it comes to scheduling. She communicates clearly and quickly, and she will not flake on you. In addition, she is punctual: no waiting outside when you're on time for the appointment, no getting ready time, when you are there, she's is ready. I didn't make any requests, so she was dressed in normal attire when I came to her location.

She's legit: she's a total sweetheart, friendly, lucid, and more than able to perform. The photos on her site and in her ads are very recent, and it's her: there is no bait-and-switch here. She has double verification, but once she gets down to business, she gets down to business.

She made the entire experience enjoyable, and I'll definitely be coming back.