Review: Alma Alvarez

General Details

It’s been a few months since I’ve partaken in extracurricular activities, and an itch needed to be scratched. Unfortunately, sometimes my mind isn’t in the right place.

There’s an old movie from the 80’s I saw as a kid called DC Cab, and in the movie, there’s a character who dispenses wisdom…one of his tidbits is “Don’t let your dick run your life”.

Unfortunately, I did this time. There were a few options available, but I didn’t have the patience to wait, and I decided on Alma.

The short of it is that Alma delivered as promised, but I had a case of buyer’s remorse and wish I had waited on my other options.

This is no fault of Alma. She did what she promised, and was very sweet and willing to please the whole time. It’s just that she wasn’t what I wanted, and the little head overruled the big head.