Review: Alika

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Never before have I felt so much like a secret agent trying to sneak into a foreign embassy. Image the husky, yet sexy, female voice with an East European accent in your ear, "No darling, turn right after the SECOND bridge." Once I finally arrived the door was opened by a moderately attractive blonde in a sheer night gown. I don't think that's her in the pictures, or they are quite out-of-date. Her breast weren't even in the same zip code of perky! That being said, I wouldn't say she was a disappointment. I would put her firmly in the category of "willing to please," not "eager to please." Nothing major to complain about, just nothing to write home about, not that you would, but you know what I mean.