Review: Adele

General Details

I liked Adele's looks as pictured in her B-page ad so I took a flyer and decided to call her. She seemed very perky and inviting on the phone, and when she confirmed her location southwest of of the city, I went ahead and booked a late-night appointment. I zipped on over and then after a second call from the hotel parking lot she shared her room number and asked me to wait five minutes before showing up. Those five minutes seemed like ten, and about thirty seconds after they were up I was knocking at her door. She opened the door slowly and I stepped inside and then was very [VIPs, you can read the rest below!]