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Rimming is ALWAYS YMMV. Where's the ambiguity ! confused_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 1/12/2010 2:13:36 AM
You can get a Shitty, a Pissy, and an enema Soapy if ya like! ;-x confused_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 9/27/2009 10:36:15 PM
Hopefully you are NOT Smelly ! :-) eom  by  Smelly Smegma  at 4/9/2009 7:14:04 AM
"Hey SMELLY, WTF happened to your Cheez Wiz/Vodka/Asian/Doubles Review? :-)  by  Smelly Smegma  at 4/9/2009 1:53:25 AM
;-) How Kendall REALLY lost her sight !!!! ;-) ----->  by  Smelly Smegma  at 3/22/2009 10:12:38 PM
For you girls with limp dudes with "Wimpy Wood" ;-) teeth_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 2/26/2009 4:27:07 AM
For you poor fucking bastards that can't "get wood" ;-) regular_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 2/26/2009 3:25:28 AM
;-X :-X :-X Why get stoned with a Big Fat Ass ???? R - U- Nuts?  by  Smelly Smegma  at 2/16/2009 1:36:59 PM
No, Mom taught me to piss on scumbags like you ! ;-)  by  Smelly Smegma  at 1/22/2009 11:32:28 AM
Fine, but I agree with Lolo--they don't belong on a Straight site.  by  Smelly Smegma  at 1/22/2009 4:59:41 AM
Some of the closet Fags on this site fuck BOTH ! :-( Yep! angry_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 1/22/2009 3:02:24 AM
You guys are NUTs. They're GREAT. They are the closest thing to BB !!!  by  Smelly Smegma  at 1/14/2009 11:28:07 AM
SLB, you've ALWAYS been a vagina. Nothing has changed! ;-)  by  Smelly Smegma  at 12/28/2008 11:03:37 PM
Sam, you KNOW I'm nice! Just telling it like it is..... teeth_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 12/28/2008 12:06:58 PM
She looks fairly homely ! I wouldn't fuck her with your dick! red_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 12/28/2008 11:33:42 AM
I'm enjoying the weather! ;-) regular_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 12/19/2008 4:07:00 AM
I've had great times with this agency, and Pam is Cool !  by  Smelly Smegma  at 12/6/2008 12:19:30 AM
;-)Let the Fat lady Sing, but don't take the Bitch as your date ! ;-)  by  Smelly Smegma  at 12/5/2008 12:37:47 AM
Translation - You Stuffed her Turkey without a Glove !!! lol ;-) regular_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 11/26/2008 12:10:24 AM
Shaved with full long lips ? Here's your girl ! You got enough stuffing? ;-)  by  Smelly Smegma  at 11/24/2008 7:11:47 AM
Surprise? Well toss my Smelly salad ! See ya soon ladies!:-) regular_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 11/17/2008 5:02:43 AM
Shit, Better than stuffin' a fuckin turkey on Thanksgiving ! Gobble--> ;-)  by  Smelly Smegma  at 11/17/2008 3:33:57 AM
In the spirit of the World Series ;-) -- Hard Core Hump Day ! -->  by  Smelly Smegma  at 10/29/2008 12:34:10 AM
;-) Soupy Sales loved 'em. I like Greek PIE too ! Cream that is...  by  Smelly Smegma  at 10/20/2008 4:22:32 AM
Bro, go Fuck a 9/9 or better Ho! Masturbating to Sarah Palin is Sad! confused_smile by  Smelly Smegma  at 10/20/2008 3:16:18 AM
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