Washington DC
Troll advice 
please don't make me troll....
Sorry dude however stay away from bridges since they tend to have trolls living underneath. If they offer you a woman make sure you get a good look in the light first, sometimes the women are real........ Ogres!{ Laugh }
Yea I know ... totally useless reply.
A bottle of Udder cream, 45 seconds in a microwave on high and a textured Playtex glove probably would have been more "SATISFYING" !
{ Maniacal laughter }
Lee Dreams
"Sine amore, nihil est vita"