Sorry dude however stay away from bridges since they tend to have trolls living underneath. If they offer you a woman make sure you get a good look in the light first, sometimes the women are real........ Ogres!
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Yea I know ... totally useless reply.
A bottle of Udder cream, 45 seconds in a microwave on high and a textured Playtex glove probably would have been more "SATISFYING" !
Sorry dude however stay away from bridges since they tend to have trolls living underneath. If they offer you a woman make sure you get a good look in the light first, sometimes the women are real........ Ogres!
{ Laugh }
Yea I know ... totally useless reply.
A bottle of Udder cream, 45 seconds in a microwave on high and a textured Playtex glove probably would have been more "SATISFYING" !
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