The other side of the coin...

1. You don't go for the school girl fantasy?  Or you don't like having a guy asking you "Whose your daddy!?"  while he's giving it too you?
2. You can't suggest a shower?  I paid $40 for the little bottle of cologne, my wife tells me she likes it... probably because it chases of the ladies in my office away...
3. Why do you think that we all have the same sized Johnson?  Use some lube inside the cover.
4. You mention the brown streak on you crisp white sheets after you told me you were discreet...
5.  You act like your dead, now your going to claim to be pretending?  You should get an Oscar nod.
6. You wish you looked like my mother...  Only the Virgin Mary was more beautiful, even at 70 my mother STILL looks better than many of the girls I've considered seeing.

Things that freak me out...
1.  You tell me that you went to the wrong room, BEFORE you got to mine.
2.  My boss calls me immediately after you get to my room to tell me to "be careful, some strange girls are wondering the walls... they look like they could be on meth!"  
3.  I bump into my boss on the elevator going to your room!
4.  You know how to spell discreet, but you haven't the foggiest idea of how to BE discreet, especially when your at my hotel at 2:00am!
4.  When i'm in the bathroom at my place, you clean out my mini-bar... when your in my bathroom you clean out my toiletries and steal my broken watch from my shave kit.  
5.  The 'clean' towels you told me to use are wet.
6.  You tell me that your "open minded" and then freak out when I make ANY request at all and try to kick me out AFTER you've taken my donation.
7.  You try to tell me that you think Eliot Spitzer is an ass because, was from NY visiting DC with  NY provider [who cares?]... No, he was an ass because he was a hypocrite, he tried to stop others from doing what he was doing.
8.  After spending two weeks trying to set up the date with the "new hot chick" she turns out to be just like the frumpy wife I'm running away from!

... There's two sides to every coin.

I thought role playing as the wife would mean not having to say "no sex tonight." Isn't it assumed?

(giggle)

Sharon

Yup, just happened to me the other day....she claimed I was so large it ripped her. Right...like I dont know I'm about average in size and girth. The blood on her and the condom was definately a turn off...but I finished all the same

Sky