These are just a few things that freak us providers out ladies feel free to add on to the list.  

1. Ask me to pretend I am a minor and you are an older gentleman.  (I apt to tell you to get the f#@$# out my room right then and there)
2. You have foul body odor
3. You try to slip the cover off
4. You leave a brown streak on my crisp white sheets (yes I had a fellow accomplish this glorious feat last week)
5.you ask me to pretend I'm dead
6. you ask me to pretend I'm your mother or father
7........ladies continue

Escort role playing as a wife and saying, sorry no sex tonight, I got a headache.

Things that freak us guys out....

1. Advertising you are 110lbs when you are 180.
2. Ad says GFE and it means covered BJ, no kissing. Last time I checked my GF kissed me and did bbbj.
3. No shows.
4. Your pussy stinks.

These are just a few things that freak us johns out guys feel free to add on to the list.

1. You smell like smoke.
2. You have foul body odor.
3. You tell me you're actually a lesbian and don't like guys at all.
4. You tell me it hurts when you give a blowjob because of your cold sores.
5. You tell me your pussy hurts because today was a busy day.
6. You ask me if I came yet.
7.....guys continue

1. You don't go for the school girl fantasy?  Or you don't like having a guy asking you "Whose your daddy!?"  while he's giving it too you?
2. You can't suggest a shower?  I paid $40 for the little bottle of cologne, my wife tells me she likes it... probably because it chases of the ladies in my office away...
3. Why do you think that we all have the same sized Johnson?  Use some lube inside the cover.
4. You mention the brown streak on you crisp white sheets after you told me you were discreet...
5.  You act like your dead, now your going to claim to be pretending?  You should get an Oscar nod.
6. You wish you looked like my mother...  Only the Virgin Mary was more beautiful, even at 70 my mother STILL looks better than many of the girls I've considered seeing.

Things that freak me out...
1.  You tell me that you went to the wrong room, BEFORE you got to mine.
2.  My boss calls me immediately after you get to my room to tell me to "be careful, some strange girls are wondering the walls... they look like they could be on meth!"  
3.  I bump into my boss on the elevator going to your room!
4.  You know how to spell discreet, but you haven't the foggiest idea of how to BE discreet, especially when your at my hotel at 2:00am!
4.  When i'm in the bathroom at my place, you clean out my mini-bar... when your in my bathroom you clean out my toiletries and steal my broken watch from my shave kit.  
5.  The 'clean' towels you told me to use are wet.
6.  You tell me that your "open minded" and then freak out when I make ANY request at all and try to kick me out AFTER you've taken my donation.
7.  You try to tell me that you think Eliot Spitzer is an ass because, was from NY visiting DC with  NY provider [who cares?]... No, he was an ass because he was a hypocrite, he tried to stop others from doing what he was doing.
8.  After spending two weeks trying to set up the date with the "new hot chick" she turns out to be just like the frumpy wife I'm running away from!

... There's two sides to every coin.

I thought role playing as the wife would mean not having to say "no sex tonight." Isn't it assumed?

(giggle)

Sharon

...we find blood on the cover and at the base of our
unit!

Lol your reply was funny. I liked.

6a. You ask when I am going to cum.  (like I can say that I've programmed the old member to cum precisely at 8:44:37...lol).

Yup, just happened to me the other day....she claimed I was so large it ripped her. Right...like I dont know I'm about average in size and girth. The blood on her and the condom was definately a turn off...but I finished all the same

Sky

It flipped me out.
These girls know when they are going to have their period as well as they know their name.

you must have pushed her sponge aside with your large member lol

Are you writing a book? What gives with all of the questions?
How about invasion of privacy...