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Life410 12 Reviews 341 reads
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...to post an idea I had been saving for a few weeks by niceguy's takeover.  

However, I've made similar threads in the past...Maybe he studied old threads, haha. Anyways, I tend to be a bit more polarizing & generally more entertaining....Plus, my view counts are higher ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Posted By: Mikemikemike99
I am guessing you are related or same as ANiceGuyToHookUp

Does it vary real world to hobby?  

Circumcized or natural?  
Girth vs length?
Brown or white?
Slight curvature?  
Large head?

I often fantasize about a penis that is wrapped in a well-fitting prophylactic, free of any visible (or invisible) STIs, and that smells--well, doesn't smell at all because it is clean.  

Oh, and the penis is also attached to a really awesome person (dildos are great but lack personality).

EOM

Posted By: ElizaFitzgerald
I often fantasize about a penis that is wrapped in a well-fitting prophylactic, free of any visible (or invisible) STIs, and that smells--well, doesn't smell at all because it is clean.  
   
 Oh, and the penis is also attached to a really awesome person (dildos are great but lack personality).

I am guessing you are related or same as ANiceGuyToHookUp

...to post an idea I had been saving for a few weeks by niceguy's takeover.  

However, I've made similar threads in the past...Maybe he studied old threads, haha. Anyways, I tend to be a bit more polarizing & generally more entertaining....Plus, my view counts are higher ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Posted By: Mikemikemike99
I am guessing you are related or same as ANiceGuyToHookUp

so work that 3 incher like you're a horse. LMAO!

You win this thread Ms Mocha XD

Posted By: TrulyMsMocha

Yeah....I'll have to co-sign. Meh...I lost.

Posted By: ElizaFitzgerald
You win this thread Ms Mocha XD
Posted By: TrulyMsMocha

What's yours?  Don't you have anything better to do? Suggest you and ANiceGuyToHookUp  have a circle jerk  and compare yours. Maybe see who can hit the toilet from the farthest distance when peeing like in TV commercial.  

Posted By: oversteerer
What's yours?  Don't you have anything better to do? Suggest you and ANiceGuyToHookUp  have a circle jerk  and compare yours. Maybe see who can hit the toilet from the farthest distance when peeing like in TV commercial.  
I knew you would take the bait. I win the thread.๐Ÿ˜Ž

You should know! Why stop at a girl with a strap on? I see why you make side ways comment towards the brothas that post on here....You want some black penis! Old ass wannabe milo yiannopoulos! You just a Penis envy sissy chirping cause you got a pink dick, every post bitching on a forum....You ain't contribute one worthwhile thread in your 15year posting history! GTFOH!  

 

 
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Posted 1/25/2004 atย 6:31:50 AM

 
Oversteerer: Me too. Would prefer slender African American or Latina but open to suggestions. ย TIA"

 

 

 
Thanks for playing....Dismissed!

Posted By: Life410
Posted By: oversteerer
What's yours?  Don't you have anything better to do? Suggest you and ANiceGuyToHookUp  have a circle jerk  and compare yours. Maybe see who can hit the toilet from the farthest distance when peeing like in TV commercial.  
I knew you would take the bait. I win the thread.๐Ÿ˜Ž  
   
 You should know! Why stop at a girl with a strap on? I see why you make side ways comment towards the brothas that post on here....You want some black penis! Old ass wannabe milo yiannopoulos! You just a Penis envy sissy chirping cause you got a pink dick, every post bitching on a forum....You ain't contribute one worthwhile thread in your 15year posting history! GTFOH!  
   
   
   
   
 "Re:Escort providing GFE and strap-on fun  
   
 Posted 1/25/2004 atย 6:31:50 AM  
   
   
 Oversteerer: Me too. Would prefer slender African American or Latina but open to suggestions. ย TIA"  
   
   
   
   
   
 Thanks for playing....Dismissed!

Your momma was damn impressed with me sonny boy but then look at your father. She mumbled something about him being a 60 second man.  Must be nice not to have a life.

Here are my thoughts (honestly):

Size is not as critical as skill. Girth is always nice, but the key is knowing how to handle the outside of the woman as well as the inside. Obviously, there is a wide range of sizes and yes, it is possible to be too big. I enjoy a strong tongue and a gentleman who knows how to use what he has. The equipment is not as important as the rest of the person using it.

A skilled carpenter can use any type or size of hammer...I'm just saying.

I don't know why I was somehow mentioned in this thread.  I am relatively new to this site and I found it intriguing.  That initial intrigue is certainly subsiding, however.  I do my best to be professional and stay objective.  I would like to think that I a have a few insightful points and that I am mature enough to acknowledge different perspectives.  But after a while, I suspect that it is all the same and people who have been on this site for even a few years have seen and heard it all.  At any rate, people seem reluctant to call it like they see it they feel that their response may offend a segment of the population.  As a result, providers tend to craft responses that resonate with everyone.  Unless they are posting under an alias in which case the responses are sometimes very immature and/or at times insulting.  

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