I often fantasize about a penis that is wrapped in a well-fitting prophylactic, free of any visible (or invisible) STIs, and that smells--well, doesn't smell at all because it is clean.
Oh, and the penis is also attached to a really awesome person (dildos are great but lack personality).
I often fantasize about a penis that is wrapped in a well-fitting prophylactic, free of any visible (or invisible) STIs, and that smells--well, doesn't smell at all because it is clean.
Oh, and the penis is also attached to a really awesome person (dildos are great but lack personality).
...to post an idea I had been saving for a few weeks by niceguy's takeover.
However, I've made similar threads in the past...Maybe he studied old threads, haha. Anyways, I tend to be a bit more polarizing & generally more entertaining....Plus, my view counts are higher 😎
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I am guessing you are related or same as ANiceGuyToHookUp
What's yours? Don't you have anything better to do? Suggest you and ANiceGuyToHookUp have a circle jerk and compare yours. Maybe see who can hit the toilet from the farthest distance when peeing like in TV commercial.
What's yours? Don't you have anything better to do? Suggest you and ANiceGuyToHookUp have a circle jerk and compare yours. Maybe see who can hit the toilet from the farthest distance when peeing like in TV commercial.
I knew you would take the bait. I win the thread.😎 You should know! Why stop at a girl with a strap on? I see why you make side ways comment towards the brothas that post on here....You want some black penis! Old ass wannabe milo yiannopoulos! You just a Penis envy sissy chirping cause you got a pink dick, every post bitching on a forum....You ain't contribute one worthwhile thread in your 15year posting history! GTFOH! "Re:Escort providing GFE and strap-on fun Posted 1/25/2004 at 6:31:50 AM Oversteerer: Me too. Would prefer slender African American or Latina but open to suggestions. TIA" Thanks for playing....Dismissed!
Size is not as critical as skill. Girth is always nice, but the key is knowing how to handle the outside of the woman as well as the inside. Obviously, there is a wide range of sizes and yes, it is possible to be too big. I enjoy a strong tongue and a gentleman who knows how to use what he has. The equipment is not as important as the rest of the person using it. A skilled carpenter can use any type or size of hammer...I'm just saying.
I don't know why I was somehow mentioned in this thread. I am relatively new to this site and I found it intriguing. That initial intrigue is certainly subsiding, however. I do my best to be professional and stay objective. I would like to think that I a have a few insightful points and that I am mature enough to acknowledge different perspectives. But after a while, I suspect that it is all the same and people who have been on this site for even a few years have seen and heard it all. At any rate, people seem reluctant to call it like they see it they feel that their response may offend a segment of the population. As a result, providers tend to craft responses that resonate with everyone. Unless they are posting under an alias in which case the responses are sometimes very immature and/or at times insulting.
What's yours? Don't you have anything better to do? Suggest you and ANiceGuyToHookUp have a circle jerk and compare yours. Maybe see who can hit the toilet from the farthest distance when peeing like in TV commercial.
I knew you would take the bait. I win the thread.😎
You should know! Why stop at a girl with a strap on? I see why you make side ways comment towards the brothas that post on here....You want some black penis! Old ass wannabe milo yiannopoulos! You just a Penis envy sissy chirping cause you got a pink dick, every post bitching on a forum....You ain't contribute one worthwhile thread in your 15year posting history! GTFOH!
"Re:Escort providing GFE and strap-on fun
Posted 1/25/2004 at 6:31:50 AM
Oversteerer: Me too. Would prefer slender African American or Latina but open to suggestions. TIA"
Thanks for playing....Dismissed!
Your momma was damn impressed with me sonny boy but then look at your father. She mumbled something about him being a 60 second man. Must be nice not to have a life.
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