A friend of mine was commenting that he has to figure out a new excuse to sneak off and visit me. The old "I have a Saturday meeting", has been used too often lately. So I thought it would be a fun/good idea to post here and see what other things you guys come up with to see us

"See my massage/physical therapist" are the most commonly used excuses to escape to see me.

Home Depot is the best one I know of,  the SO never wants to go there and guys can spend hours wandering around in those places lol!

If it's during the work week, I usually say that I'm off to a doctor's appointment, but I sure wish that I could submit some of hobbyist bills for partial reimbursement by my insurance company. In my view, a kinky GFE session once a month greatly improves my health and outlook on life.

..for a refill on my paranoid schizophrenia drugs.  For some reason, no one ever challenges me.  

Take your clubs.  Go to the appointment.

This always works in a pitch plus the old ball and chain NEVER sugg. or ever implies that she wants to go with....so it works for sure

I love HOme Depot.. i would want to go as a female.. just sayn...

If I am only getting laid twice a year, might as well just stay with the wife!  =)

Thanks everyone for your input! I am sure by now he has seen this and I will keep a few in mind for my other friends.

I worked as a manager at Home Depot.  You have no idea how many times I got hit on by women shoppers!