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I just them that I'm going to my psychiatrist...
Stick_A_Fork_In_It 419 reads
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..for a refill on my paranoid schizophrenia drugs.  For some reason, no one ever challenges me.  :-)

CalliaAlexandra991 reads

A friend of mine was commenting that he has to figure out a new excuse to sneak off and visit me. The old "I have a Saturday meeting", has been used too often lately. So I thought it would be a fun/good idea to post here and see what other things you guys come up with to see us

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JessieYumYum712 reads

"See my massage/physical therapist" are the most commonly used excuses to escape to see me.

I would be interested to hear what others come up with.

Jessi

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jxpearls676 reads

Home Depot is the best one I know of,  the SO never wants to go there and guys can spend hours wandering around in those places lol!

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DCGent1968431 reads

If it's during the work week, I usually say that I'm off to a doctor's appointment, but I sure wish that I could submit some of hobbyist bills for partial reimbursement by my insurance company. In my view, a kinky GFE session once a month greatly improves my health and outlook on life.

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Stick_A_Fork_In_It420 reads

..for a refill on my paranoid schizophrenia drugs.  For some reason, no one ever challenges me.  :-)

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ComradeM302 reads

Take your clubs.  Go to the appointment.

After the appointment, put on your hat and go hit a bucket of balls at the range.  Do it strenuously, so you get good and sweaty and tired.  You then come home with good hat head and look like you just walked 18.  

Is also a good excuse to take a shower when you get home.

Softball practice is another good one.  Go to the batting cage after the appointment

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ComradeM425 reads

If I am only getting laid twice a year, might as well just stay with the wife!  =)

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mrdaty49442 reads

This always works in a pitch plus the old ball and chain NEVER sugg. or ever implies that she wants to go with....so it works for sure

Hey I thought I was the only one using that lol!!

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ElinaMorgan477 reads

I love HOme Depot.. i would want to go as a female.. just sayn...

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joebunda90369 reads

I worked as a manager at Home Depot.  You have no idea how many times I got hit on by women shoppers!

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CalliaAlexandra351 reads

Thanks everyone for your input! I am sure by now he has seen this and I will keep a few in mind for my other friends.

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