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If she's OCD I must be too. Don't put extra spit on my crotch .....
RockyRococo 37 Reviews 1304 reads
posted
1 / 22
Question for Providers about appearance....

I think I'm like most hobbyists in that I need a good visual of high-end beauty to set the stage for a nice encounter. We do our homework, check the appearance ratings on reviews, read about whether or not the pictures are accurate, and so forth. Generally speaking, we are looking for a certain quality of appearance when we arrive for a rendezvous, and we are usually disappointed when the appearance is not up to our visual fantasy.

That got me to thinking....Providers, you generally have no idea what we hobbyists look like if it's the first encounter. Does it matter to you if we're ugly, fat, slovenly, or otherwise downright unappealing? I realize you're not in this to be swooped off your feet, but there has to be a certain attraction to make the session worthwhile for you, right? Or can any ugly slob walk in and drop an envelope on the table and have the experience of his life with a gorgeous young swimsuit model? What are the Providers' standards of attractiveness in this setting?

And do any Providers ever say, upon meeting a hobbyist for the first time, "You're too ugly and I can't possibly get aroused with you...?"

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 684 reads
posted
2 / 22
Once you leave, they call me.. And then all's good [e] :D


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TheDollarMenu 780 reads
posted
3 / 22
All girls have to do is close their eyes, think about the money, and use plenty of lube.

Guys, at least me, I can't get a full erection looking at a slob. No thanks, not even if you pay me because I know there is not enough viagra or alcohol that will make me have sex with a slob because I physically can't.

This is a job for girls. They do it to make money. Otherwise, they wouldn't sleep with a slob in their personal lives. As with any other job, you have to deal with diversity and accommodate. Girls are different, they just have to open their legs. Sorry to put it like that, but I don't see any other way of saying it.

A girl is not gonna be turned on obviously if your unattractive, so, she just use lube, close her eyes, and think about Brad Pitt. Don't know what kinds of guys go see providers and their reasons, but I know not all of them are unattractive

yon 53 Reviews 772 reads
posted
4 / 22
There are few providers I know

who intentionally treat slovenly unclean clients poorly so they don't come back.  Not very professional, I know, but I guess it works for them.  So lot of YMMV likely has to do with not only client's behavior, but also his appearance and BO.

junglegym25 19 Reviews 497 reads
posted
5 / 22
Seems like that approach, while effective, would hurt their review scores [e]


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DaTrufe 739 reads
posted
6 / 22
Wow, This is some real shit....Cause....

I often think this as it plays into my decision to see a lady, because if she has mixed reviews, The first thing that comes to my mind is maybe the JOE was ugly, or she was not attracted to him, LOL...Just how my mind thinks, then I go from there to make my decision.....

 
I love all you sexy ladies, Please Don't Judge Me, I will get 100 Years

DaTrufe

DaTrufe 591 reads
posted
7 / 22
Maybe there should be a rule...

If you know you cant fuck her in real life situation, then you shouldn't see her in the hobby world. LOL. There would be still enough paper for everyone and less frustrated people on planet earth, kind of a match making system for the hobby world......ROFL....

I Love All You Sexy Ladies, Please Don't Judge Me, I will Get 100 Years....

DaTrufe

Guarddog111 244 Reviews 632 reads
posted
8 / 22
I think its like any business 80/20 rule...

I've run into mongers in various scenarios (unintentionally) and in general they range from average looking to surprisingly good looking - as in why the hell are you seeing a provider?  I'm guessing its a case of "I'm not paying you for sex, I'm paying you to go away".  Walking the streets of Amsterdam, too, probably a good indicator of the client base.  I'm guessing the faces all run together after awhile.

From my discussions with providers, if you're squeaky clean, not too much cologne, and a gentleman (not squeezing the melons like, well they were melons.  Pro-tip, her boobs are as sensitive as your balls - so grabbing a handful - and hard - hurts like crap.

Whenever there is a one off in reviews, I look at the mongers history.  If he seems to have a long list of bad reviews amongst good reviews, tells me something is wrong.

I bet providers do turn clients away, you read about it on another board all the time.  Guy calls up, gets to the place - then radio silence.  I'm guessing its based on another issue that I'm not going to raise because it always starts a flame war.

As a buddy who was in the cattle industry said to me when I said doesn't the smell get to you, he replied, "It all smells like money to me - and lots of it".

Life410 12 Reviews 677 reads
posted
9 / 22
Re: I think its like any business 80/20 rule...

Posted By: Guarddog111
I've run into mongers in various scenarios (unintentionally) and in general they range from average looking to surprisingly good looking - as in why the hell are you seeing a provider?  I'm guessing its a case of "I'm not paying you for sex, I'm paying you to go away".  .
honestly, how many women of your choice are available like a buffet at 2pm? haha.  You see alot of professional athletes and entertainers at strip clubs....why don't they go after the free groupies?!?!?  

 
who is above a provider? it's on demand lovin' with a good looking woman that has less drama, good with birth control, and ain't trying to trap you into a child...so it benefits regulars dudes very well

SinCitySinner 66 Reviews 427 reads
posted
10 / 22
Not you guys...Just him..:D [e]


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Jensen36363 58 Reviews 670 reads
posted
11 / 22
Re: You guys are so ignorant about the lube thing.

Oh the conversations that become easier once you're outside the "socially accepted" norms -- I jokingly say given we're all engaged in the oldest industry if the old saying holds true ;-)

This really touches on my past couple of encounters. I certainly get that lubrication is a highly desirable element here and that the natural flows may need augmentation for many reasons. It's nice to hear -- well maybe not nice but you'll know what I mean -- that condoms will induce the application.

So here's the question I'm asking about. In one encounter after a little petting the I could still feel friction so wet my fingers with my tongue. The lady I was with quickly caught my hand, cleaned it and then applied some of the lubricant she used. That got me thinking. It may well be a bit off-putting to have someone essentially spit into your internal areas. I also get that people are different but is it considered polite or considerate to ask for lube or simple gab the bottle and more on? (Yeah, still a novice here ;-)

What do you girls have to say?

Jensen36363 58 Reviews 415 reads
posted
12 / 22
Re: LOL...she sounds a little OCD to me

LOL

Of course that's one of the nice things about these relationships -- neither of us have to be stuck with the wet spot for the night!

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 532 reads
posted
13 / 22
If she's OCD I must be too. Don't put extra spit on my crotch .....

....if you want to lick it go crazy but don't spit on it I don't need another shower yet I just took one before you got here. Don't lick your fingers if you think we need more moisture and think it's good for extra lube either it's not. I've got premium lube right in the draw....didn't spend 25, 30 bucks on that bottle for nothing. If I feel more lube is needed i'll get it .... don't spit on me.  Unless it's cock-sucking I personally think spit is a terrible lube in the long run.  Depending on whose closer to it lol depending on the position ask me to get it or grab the bottle please and thanks.

TheDollarMenu 557 reads
posted
14 / 22
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TheDollarMenu 567 reads
posted
15 / 22
Here is my rule of thumb, if she was a skank you met her, she'll continue to be a skank afterwards.

"and ain't trying to trap you into a child", that is so true. I don't understand either, why the hell would a women try to trap a man with pregnancy. I don't want to deal with that shit, especially if I don't like her afterwards. Don't some of these ladies know? Well, guess not.

I've come to the realization that if she was a skank when I met her, she'll continue to be a skank afterwards. Hey, if she let me fucked her on the first day and after only 20 minutes of talking, then so be it. If she fucked you, then more than likely she fucked another dude, a different dude, and probably 10 other dudes in a few months. Probably even more. So, you gotta always wear that hat. Going into a relationship, you gotta be smart about it, especially if your gonna go into a sexual relationship with a skank, cause it can cost you time and money.

Life410 12 Reviews 677 reads
posted
16 / 22
Re: That's why I miss college....Hobby girls remind of college girls.

Posted By: TheDollarMenu
"and ain't trying to trap you into a child", that is so true. I don't understand either, why the hell would a women try to trap a man with pregnancy. I don't want to deal with that shit, especially if I don't like her afterwards. Don't some of these ladies know? Well, guess not.  
   
 I've come to the realization that if she was a skank when I met her, she'll continue to be a skank afterwards. Hey, if she let me fucked her on the first day and after only 20 minutes of talking, then so be it. If she fucked you, then more than likely she fucked another dude, a different dude, and probably 10 other dudes in a few months. Probably even more. So, you gotta always wear that hat. Going into a relationship, you gotta be smart about it, especially if your gonna go into a sexual relationship with a skank, cause it can cost you time and money.
 
Considering I went to a top 20 state university for a period of time. Yeah, you could hook-up with girls on first meeting after a bar or party....i'm not against that at all.  Difference was most girls were motivated for success and consequently good about birth control....plus they wasn't gonna lose daddy's German car and general financial support etc. hahaha. I remember girls doubling up on birth control when they forgot and having stomach pains, ha.  

Depending on the college it can mirror the hobby in terms of low worry fun. But these real world girls leave a lot to be desired....not saying that college girls are not part of the real world, but they were better all around than the average I face now in days. Lots of prudes or unmotivated skanks in the real world.  

Lot of hobby girls remind me of care-free college girls for the most part....responsible with birth control, like to have a good time, hook-up very easily :-), and many are focused on education.

Guarddog111 244 Reviews 364 reads
posted
17 / 22
Re: You guys are so ignorant about the lube thing.

Learn something new everyday, thanks.  Although 20 or 30 minutes?  I think I may need to look into some medicinal assistance...

NickoleSky See my TER Reviews 867 reads
posted
18 / 22
Amen.. Cause bad BO is My Line in the Sand...

If I have to be clean and have my pussy fresh and smelling like roses please don't put an envelope down and expect to get your balls licked and sucked smelling like fresh cut grass.

I'm just saying,
Nickole

earthshined 514 reads
posted
19 / 22
you asked this question and heard crickets from providers

that should tell you something.

 
One thing i think is common is the belief by hobbyists that a provider prefers a younger good looking or a physically fit man over an average one.I bet you personality/trust ( i will exclude hygiene and respect because that is a given) is more important to them

ZACH 61 Reviews 468 reads
posted
20 / 22
I like roses!


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Hello.Duchess See my TER Reviews 450 reads
posted
21 / 22
You're right

I can't speak for all women, but I do not think women are quite as visually oriented as men are. We may be wired to respond to different things. Like voice tone means a lot to me, for example. It is very possible to be physically attracted to a wide variety of men -- as long as they are fun and considerate. Masculinity is a turn-on in itself. Variety is what makes the hobby fun :

sophiaLA See my TER Reviews 561 reads
posted
22 / 22
Re: Seems like that approach, while effective, would hurt their review scores [e]

While I wouldn't be rude to someone I deemed undesirable I certainly have adjusted the experience. More to do with hygiene than looks though. I have reviews where guys say I don't kiss (other forums), or don't allow certain things, and in these reviews I have yet to read the client wondering or assuming HE had anything to do with it.

Ummm yeah, you work with your hands and it shows, you refuse to shower or use any of that mouthwash and soap I brought just for you, maybe you just hate bathrooms? Well guess what? I now hate oral, kissing and anything to do with your hand on or in me. Any questions?

PS I'm so glad someone else mentioned swallowing. Don't DATY if you are secretly grossed out by it, which is the only reason I can come up with for why someone would basically lick and spit to prevent swallowing any of my fluids. Hey fucktard!!! Do you know where you're at?

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