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You should tell her ... politely
ConfederateRailroad 338 reads
posted
1 / 31

You put it in a review.
I don't understand why some of you guys don't tell them to hit the shower, at the very least.
Why would you even go through the session? If her snatch is stinky, send her packing.

ConfederateRailroad 307 reads
posted
2 / 31

Just post a review and mention it.
Somehow, I don't see that review or redemption out of you.

abrego 254 reads
posted
3 / 31

We've all felt your pain at one time or other! The ladies too have to put up with our smelly crotches day in day out. I don't know how they do it!  I saw a girl with a smelly snatch some 14 years ago and  still remember her ghastly odor.

ConfederateRailroad 184 reads
posted
5 / 31

You don't think she was aware that her snatch smelled like a dead fish?

The only bad thing? Wouldn't write a harsh review? That's one of the worse things that can happen in a session. How can one write a good review under those circumstances? Don't answer that!! I have seen enough estrogen leakage for one day.

zisk 86 Reviews 139 reads
posted
7 / 31

Then just tell her. Why be so delicate and spare her feelings. She needs to know its affecting her business, which bottom line, is what she probably most cares about anyway.

dantananot 12 Reviews 1426 reads
posted
8 / 31

Okay, I'm not kidding.  How do you tell a provider that her cootchie smells bad.  Really bad.  I can't get a recent session out of my mind, as in i am scarred for life.  She was really young, second time together -- I liked what I perceived as the freshness of youth the first time.  At first it was all right, but once the action drew her out, then room filled with a foul odor.  I couldn't believe SHE didn't seem to notice.  Nasty, will not repeat.  Is there a way to tell her and would it even matter?  If she was a hotel room or rent a car, I'd easily get satisfaction. Not so here.  How could she not know, most women are terrified of this very thing?  She just kept smiling, seemed quite comfortable.

dantananot 12 Reviews 340 reads
posted
9 / 31

I didn't tell her, it came out after I started porking her doggie, like the second position.  She smelled fresh up to that point.  Damn it would be cool to have balls, like you.

MP67 11 Reviews 284 reads
posted
10 / 31

If she says 'WTF is your problem!' Just tell her, 'WTF crawled up your crotch and died! Goddam woman!'

Let me know how that goes... ;)

Dr Who revived 223 reads
posted
11 / 31

Come on Dan..you've been at this a while.  You could have made a shower just part of the session.  And I know you said it was in position 2 that this happened.  But seriously, if you started to really give off some foul odors do you think she would have been shy about suggesting a shower together..NOW!

And if she refused..well as the gals have told me that when that "nasty smelling john" refuses to shower...the session is OVER.  Same applies here.

shhdonttell1967 3 Reviews 208 reads
posted
12 / 31

She may be suffering from Bacterial Vaginosis or some other infection.

Many women get it especially those who have many partners (i.e. providers)

If she is a more upscale provider call her up and "politely" let her know. She will likely get herself checked out at a local GYN and probably get cleared up soon.

No one wants to hear bad news, but if it is affecting her business she'll probably appreciate your honesty.

I wouldn't write a harsh review if this was the only bad thing about your session.

stinkycoochpolice 200 reads
posted
13 / 31

No a shower doesn't do it men. If its coming from deep up the cooch highway its an infection or prior client's deposit.
Sorry to point out the elephant in the room here.

MP67 11 Reviews 174 reads
posted
14 / 31
nahtynikkey See my TER Reviews 234 reads
posted
15 / 31

You stated she was young.. was she also relatively new to escorting? Many young women do not know how to properly cleanse themselves down there... just soap & water won't do it. I've come across many young ladies who were new to the business, & was surprised at the number that didn't know about douche, or feminine wash, or hadn't been to the doctor in a loooong time. Bacterial vaginosis can go undetected for long periods of time.. & if she has a SO, they can keep passing it back & forth to each other unknowingly(yes, you guys can catch BV.. you won't have any symptoms, but you can pass it onto whatever lady you're sleeping w/if your not using protection.) If the odor was that strong, it's more likely a yeast infection, as those are more prone to producing the strong odor you mentioned.. BV, more so a "coppery" smell.. but again, it depends on the woman, & how long she's had the infection.

If no one has ever told her she's not so "fresh", then she may think it's normal, who knows?

MP67 11 Reviews 187 reads
posted
16 / 31

WTF difference does it make if they're upscale or not? They'd bail on your ass if your junk smelled like  grandma's bridge game, right?

If I'm going to pay 3-400 an hour that fucking pussy better be prestine. Know what I'm fucking saying?

Go to the doctor, WTF ever. If you're gonna treat me like I'm eating at a steak place, Goddam that steak better be medium rare for what I'm paying.

collegebdj See my TER Reviews 184 reads
posted
17 / 31

GAHHHH no no no no nooooo! Douching is horrible for the lady parts. And soap and other products (lotions, etc) should not even really be directly placed inside. There's a very delicate balance of good bacteria and it can be thrown of yes by many partners, but also from using scented products and douching removes all of the good stuff that keeps you clean and healthy and irritates the delicate areas....(walks away from vadge-shaped [unscented] soapbox).

Belle

Posted By: nahtynikkey
You stated she was young.. was she also relatively new to escorting? Many young women do not know how to properly cleanse themselves down there... just soap & water won't do it. I've come across many young ladies who were new to the business, & was surprised at the number that didn't know about douche, or feminine wash, or hadn't been to the doctor in a loooong time. Bacterial vaginosis can go undetected for long periods of time.. & if she has a SO, they can keep passing it back & forth to each other unknowingly(yes, you guys can catch BV.. you won't have any symptoms, but you can pass it onto whatever lady you're sleeping w/if your not using protection.) If the odor was that strong, it's more likely a yeast infection, as those are more prone to producing the strong odor you mentioned.. BV, more so a "coppery" smell.. but again, it depends on the woman, & how long she's had the infection.

If no one has ever told her she's not so "fresh", then she may think it's normal, who knows?

Katie_Kay See my TER Reviews 258 reads
posted
18 / 31

Your hot young thang probably thought that you wouldn't notice. Like, she could only smell it. Showers don't cure stinky vagina. Showers will clean a sweaty, dirty vagina, but not a stinky one. She may have a little bit of the ole bacterial vaginosis (google it, cowboys!) or in my favorite circumstance because I am in a good mood she may have left a tampon in her vagina (or condom with semen!) and it is starting to rot. Choose one! Let's leave cooties out of it.

There is no nice way to tell someone their junk stinks. Most providers are very blunt about clients being stinky needing to jump in the shower. I have never forced someone to clean. I just chug a glass of wine and laugh while my mouth is around their stanky bits. :) haha. (Don't worry guys who have seen my chug a glass of wine. That doesn't mean you are stinky. I was most probably very thirsty!)

shhdonttell1967 3 Reviews 184 reads
posted
19 / 31

Mikey,

Good point. But I doubt you would get a refund and I'm not in the habit of trying to piss providers off.

Yeah I'm just being nice. I probably would be pretty pissed especially since DATY is one of my favorite things about the hobby.

Now if my balls started chafing after the session and it started to hurt when I pee then I'd really be pissed!

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 171 reads
posted
20 / 31

..... if it was foul I dunno how she didn't notice..... unless she's used to it *gags*.

Posted By: dantananot
Okay, I'm not kidding.  How do you tell a provider that her cootchie smells bad.  Really bad.  I can't get a recent session out of my mind, as in i am scarred for life.  She was really young, second time together -- I liked what I perceived as the freshness of youth the first time.  At first it was all right, but once the action drew her out, then room filled with a foul odor.  I couldn't believe SHE didn't seem to notice.  Nasty, will not repeat.  Is there a way to tell her and would it even matter?  If she was a hotel room or rent a car, I'd easily get satisfaction. Not so here.  How could she not know, most women are terrified of this very thing?  She just kept smiling, seemed quite comfortable.

Dr Who revived 205 reads
posted
21 / 31

I would at least give that a shot as it might not have been from only the cooch area.

Unfortunately, I think that if this was me, the festivities would already be over whatever the source of the "odor".

nahtynikkey See my TER Reviews 168 reads
posted
22 / 31

Posted By: collegebdj
GAHHHH no no no no nooooo! Douching is horrible for the lady parts. And soap and other products (lotions, etc) should not even really be directly placed inside. There's a very delicate balance of good bacteria and it can be thrown of yes by many partners, but also from using scented products and douching removes all of the good stuff that keeps you clean and healthy and irritates the delicate areas....(walks away from vadge-shaped [unscented] soapbox).

Belle[
You don't use the mixture that comes in them... you just use plain ol' water in the douche bottle... been doing it for almost a decade, & have not ever had any infections. Yes, your gyno will tell you not to use douche, & that you're not even supposed to use soap on your female parts(inside or out)... but I think that's just gross. Yes, the vagina is a self cleaning mechanism... to a certain extent.Your body is not accustomed to accepting saliva from many, many partners, & after time, your body can also start being irritated by latex & lubricants... there are many things that can throw your bodies PH balance off, many sexual partners is only one of them.

inicky46 61 Reviews 178 reads
posted
23 / 31

This gal seemed not able to smell her stinky vajayjay.  Is this likle garlic bread or something?  Like when you have garlic breath and everyone can smell it but you?  Could this gal just not smell her own stank?

HangingwithBears 179 reads
posted
24 / 31

Posted By: dantananot
I didn't tell her, it came out after I started porking her doggie, like the second position.  She smelled fresh up to that point.  Damn it would be cool to have balls, like you.
I had the same experience a few years ago. She was fine until the action started. I barely made it through the session, it was horrid. I don't think they can smell it in doggie, we get the whiff cause we're right there.

GFE.inspector 169 reads
posted
25 / 31
HangingwithBears 186 reads
posted
26 / 31

Like the alias lady said, yeast infection. Not sure about the prior client's deposit, don't even want to think about that possibility...

Private Liaisons See Agency Profile 219 reads
posted
27 / 31

Usually a foul odor that comes from the vagina is called bacterial vaginosis.  It's basically she douches too much and vaginas need not be douched as they are a self cleaning muscle.  A nice warm water and scentless soap will do the job.

As for telling her, just send her a short and bitter sweet email mentioning that you think she has bacterial vaginosis, and include a link like WebMD how it should be treated.  And wish her luck etc.

Hope this helps.

S

Miss Frenchie Rose See my TER Reviews 175 reads
posted
28 / 31

Posted By: dantananot
Okay, I'm not kidding.  How do you tell a provider that her cootchie smells bad.  Really bad.  I can't get a recent session out of my mind, as in i am scarred for life.  She was really young, second time together -- I liked what I perceived as the freshness of youth the first time.  At first it was all right, but once the action drew her out, then room filled with a foul odor.  I couldn't believe SHE didn't seem to notice.  Nasty, will not repeat.  Is there a way to tell her and would it even matter?  If she was a hotel room or rent a car, I'd easily get satisfaction. Not so here.  How could she not know, most women are terrified of this very thing?  She just kept smiling, seemed quite comfortable.
Baby this sound terrible!
Hygiene in this business should be NUMBER ONE!!!
now, do not let this get to you...maybe next time, ask to take a shower with her and say that you would like to start to play under the water...then wash her all over, not only your starting the fore play, but you also making sure her cootchie is squeaky clean...
I mean it's one of those situation that is very difficult to approach...I mean what can u tell her? "honey, how long it has been since you checked your cootchie?" I mean that would devastate her...

MP67 11 Reviews 131 reads
posted
29 / 31

It's a fucking service industry. Literally and figuratively. It's their JOB to make you happy.

Yeah, as long as you don't abuse them and treat them right. Don't give them any shit.

But in the same respect, you're giving them more for an hour than most CEOs make.

Who's fucking who?

The least they could do is make sure their pussy smells nice and tastes just as sweet... ;)

GaGambler 133 reads
posted
30 / 31

even five hundred bucks an hour only amounts to a million bucks over a two thousand hour work year. Most CEO's make considerably more than that.

But the rest of your point is well taken. at hundreds of dollars an hour, there is no excuse for a skanky pussy. lol

shhdonttell1967 3 Reviews 143 reads
posted
31 / 31

Bueller Buelller?

Like I said I would be pissed, but what can you do about it? I've never heard of any provider refunding.

If only we could have guarantees in the business.

How about underwear that reads "Sanitized for your protection" or "Inspected by number 3"?

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