Your hot young thang probably thought that you wouldn't notice. Like, she could only smell it. Showers don't cure stinky vagina. Showers will clean a sweaty, dirty vagina, but not a stinky one. She may have a little bit of the ole bacterial vaginosis (google it, cowboys!) or in my favorite circumstance because I am in a good mood she may have left a tampon in her vagina (or condom with semen!) and it is starting to rot. Choose one! Let's leave cooties out of it.
There is no nice way to tell someone their junk stinks. Most providers are very blunt about clients being stinky needing to jump in the shower. I have never forced someone to clean. I just chug a glass of wine and laugh while my mouth is around their stanky bits. haha. (Don't worry guys who have seen my chug a glass of wine. That doesn't mean you are stinky. I was most probably very thirsty!)
Okay, I'm not kidding. How do you tell a provider that her cootchie smells bad. Really bad. I can't get a recent session out of my mind, as in i am scarred for life. She was really young, second time together -- I liked what I perceived as the freshness of youth the first time. At first it was all right, but once the action drew her out, then room filled with a foul odor. I couldn't believe SHE didn't seem to notice. Nasty, will not repeat. Is there a way to tell her and would it even matter? If she was a hotel room or rent a car, I'd easily get satisfaction. Not so here. How could she not know, most women are terrified of this very thing? She just kept smiling, seemed quite comfortable.
You put it in a review. I don't understand why some of you guys don't tell them to hit the shower, at the very least. Why would you even go through the session? If her snatch is stinky, send her packing.
I didn't tell her, it came out after I started porking her doggie, like the second position. She smelled fresh up to that point. Damn it would be cool to have balls, like you.
We've all felt your pain at one time or other! The ladies too have to put up with our smelly crotches day in day out. I don't know how they do it! I saw a girl with a smelly snatch some 14 years ago and still remember her ghastly odor.
I didn't tell her, it came out after I started porking her doggie, like the second position. She smelled fresh up to that point. Damn it would be cool to have balls, like you.
I had the same experience a few years ago. She was fine until the action started. I barely made it through the session, it was horrid. I don't think they can smell it in doggie, we get the whiff cause we're right there.
Come on Dan..you've been at this a while. You could have made a shower just part of the session. And I know you said it was in position 2 that this happened. But seriously, if you started to really give off some foul odors do you think she would have been shy about suggesting a shower together..NOW!
And if she refused..well as the gals have told me that when that "nasty smelling john" refuses to shower...the session is OVER. Same applies here.
No a shower doesn't do it men. If its coming from deep up the cooch highway its an infection or prior client's deposit. Sorry to point out the elephant in the room here.
She may be suffering from Bacterial Vaginosis or some other infection.
Many women get it especially those who have many partners (i.e. providers)
If she is a more upscale provider call her up and "politely" let her know. She will likely get herself checked out at a local GYN and probably get cleared up soon.
No one wants to hear bad news, but if it is affecting her business she'll probably appreciate your honesty.
I wouldn't write a harsh review if this was the only bad thing about your session.
You don't think she was aware that her snatch smelled like a dead fish?
The only bad thing? Wouldn't write a harsh review? That's one of the worse things that can happen in a session. How can one write a good review under those circumstances? Don't answer that!! I have seen enough estrogen leakage for one day.
You stated she was young.. was she also relatively new to escorting? Many young women do not know how to properly cleanse themselves down there... just soap & water won't do it. I've come across many young ladies who were new to the business, & was surprised at the number that didn't know about douche, or feminine wash, or hadn't been to the doctor in a loooong time. Bacterial vaginosis can go undetected for long periods of time.. & if she has a SO, they can keep passing it back & forth to each other unknowingly(yes, you guys can catch BV.. you won't have any symptoms, but you can pass it onto whatever lady you're sleeping w/if your not using protection.) If the odor was that strong, it's more likely a yeast infection, as those are more prone to producing the strong odor you mentioned.. BV, more so a "coppery" smell.. but again, it depends on the woman, & how long she's had the infection.
If no one has ever told her she's not so "fresh", then she may think it's normal, who knows?
GAHHHH no no no no nooooo! Douching is horrible for the lady parts. And soap and other products (lotions, etc) should not even really be directly placed inside. There's a very delicate balance of good bacteria and it can be thrown of yes by many partners, but also from using scented products and douching removes all of the good stuff that keeps you clean and healthy and irritates the delicate areas....(walks away from vadge-shaped [unscented] soapbox).
Belle
Posted By: nahtynikkey
You stated she was young.. was she also relatively new to escorting? Many young women do not know how to properly cleanse themselves down there... just soap & water won't do it. I've come across many young ladies who were new to the business, & was surprised at the number that didn't know about douche, or feminine wash, or hadn't been to the doctor in a loooong time. Bacterial vaginosis can go undetected for long periods of time.. & if she has a SO, they can keep passing it back & forth to each other unknowingly(yes, you guys can catch BV.. you won't have any symptoms, but you can pass it onto whatever lady you're sleeping w/if your not using protection.) If the odor was that strong, it's more likely a yeast infection, as those are more prone to producing the strong odor you mentioned.. BV, more so a "coppery" smell.. but again, it depends on the woman, & how long she's had the infection.
If no one has ever told her she's not so "fresh", then she may think it's normal, who knows?
GAHHHH no no no no nooooo! Douching is horrible for the lady parts. And soap and other products (lotions, etc) should not even really be directly placed inside. There's a very delicate balance of good bacteria and it can be thrown of yes by many partners, but also from using scented products and douching removes all of the good stuff that keeps you clean and healthy and irritates the delicate areas....(walks away from vadge-shaped [unscented] soapbox).
Belle[
You don't use the mixture that comes in them... you just use plain ol' water in the douche bottle... been doing it for almost a decade, & have not ever had any infections. Yes, your gyno will tell you not to use douche, & that you're not even supposed to use soap on your female parts(inside or out)... but I think that's just gross. Yes, the vagina is a self cleaning mechanism... to a certain extent.Your body is not accustomed to accepting saliva from many, many partners, & after time, your body can also start being irritated by latex & lubricants... there are many things that can throw your bodies PH balance off, many sexual partners is only one of them.
Your hot young thang probably thought that you wouldn't notice. Like, she could only smell it. Showers don't cure stinky vagina. Showers will clean a sweaty, dirty vagina, but not a stinky one. She may have a little bit of the ole bacterial vaginosis (google it, cowboys!) or in my favorite circumstance because I am in a good mood she may have left a tampon in her vagina (or condom with semen!) and it is starting to rot. Choose one! Let's leave cooties out of it.
There is no nice way to tell someone their junk stinks. Most providers are very blunt about clients being stinky needing to jump in the shower. I have never forced someone to clean. I just chug a glass of wine and laugh while my mouth is around their stanky bits. haha. (Don't worry guys who have seen my chug a glass of wine. That doesn't mean you are stinky. I was most probably very thirsty!)
..... if it was foul I dunno how she didn't notice..... unless she's used to it *gags*.
Posted By: dantananot
Okay, I'm not kidding. How do you tell a provider that her cootchie smells bad. Really bad. I can't get a recent session out of my mind, as in i am scarred for life. She was really young, second time together -- I liked what I perceived as the freshness of youth the first time. At first it was all right, but once the action drew her out, then room filled with a foul odor. I couldn't believe SHE didn't seem to notice. Nasty, will not repeat. Is there a way to tell her and would it even matter? If she was a hotel room or rent a car, I'd easily get satisfaction. Not so here. How could she not know, most women are terrified of this very thing? She just kept smiling, seemed quite comfortable.
Then just tell her. Why be so delicate and spare her feelings. She needs to know its affecting her business, which bottom line, is what she probably most cares about anyway.
This gal seemed not able to smell her stinky vajayjay. Is this likle garlic bread or something? Like when you have garlic breath and everyone can smell it but you? Could this gal just not smell her own stank?
Usually a foul odor that comes from the vagina is called bacterial vaginosis. It's basically she douches too much and vaginas need not be douched as they are a self cleaning muscle. A nice warm water and scentless soap will do the job.
As for telling her, just send her a short and bitter sweet email mentioning that you think she has bacterial vaginosis, and include a link like WebMD how it should be treated. And wish her luck etc.
Okay, I'm not kidding. How do you tell a provider that her cootchie smells bad. Really bad. I can't get a recent session out of my mind, as in i am scarred for life. She was really young, second time together -- I liked what I perceived as the freshness of youth the first time. At first it was all right, but once the action drew her out, then room filled with a foul odor. I couldn't believe SHE didn't seem to notice. Nasty, will not repeat. Is there a way to tell her and would it even matter? If she was a hotel room or rent a car, I'd easily get satisfaction. Not so here. How could she not know, most women are terrified of this very thing? She just kept smiling, seemed quite comfortable.
Baby this sound terrible! Hygiene in this business should be NUMBER ONE!!! now, do not let this get to you...maybe next time, ask to take a shower with her and say that you would like to start to play under the water...then wash her all over, not only your starting the fore play, but you also making sure her cootchie is squeaky clean... I mean it's one of those situation that is very difficult to approach...I mean what can u tell her? "honey, how long it has been since you checked your cootchie?" I mean that would devastate her...
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haha. (Don't worry guys who have seen my chug a glass of wine. That doesn't mean you are stinky. I was most probably very thirsty!)
