The daughters education is finally paid in full, your 2009 government tax liability has been mailed and the wife's Lexis is free and clear.

Despite it all you find that you have squirreled away just over 5K in a steel lock box hidden under the fake floor in your closet.

Now do you put that money in the bank sharing it with your S.O. maybe buying her a little something with it. How about investing it in the stock market..... yeah right.

Hey, here's an idea, find something to spend it on that might make " YOU " happy for a change.
What might that be ?

Maybe you could put it down to trade up to a bigger bike. You've had your eye on that special  Touring Edition for some time now.

How about spending it at HairClub for Men, after all, you've wanted hair for years, It will help make you look 10 years younger and act much more confident while cheating with the P4P ladies.

Or do you reserve your next trip to Vegas booking six two hour dates with six beautiful and sexy ladies from your " To Do List " then set your limits to zero and your mind to overdose by way of dirty, filthy, kinky, animal sex.

Did I forget any good investments ???

You think that'll get you laid ?  Investment?

An MHR would also be nice and seats two, but these are desmo's and more maint.  Later "Mille's" are 1000 but are very rare. If they are set up right, they are great bikes. Money in the bank....while you are having fun with them.

Yes Mr Fisher, Romeo's was a dumb question for this audience.

I'll go for the hot, sweaty, monkey-love in Vegas.

Yeah, that's my choice..!

If you want to have a LOT of fun - take half of it and go to the Frank Hawley Drag Racing school (www.frankhawley.com) and get licensed in a "super class."  You'll never drive anything like that anywhere else.  

Everybody thinks their Mustang or Vette, or Porsche is fast....well strap into a Super Gas car and your balls will be wrapped around your backside!

It's a real blast.

Racing, golf and pussy.  Is there anything else?

I'm not getting a wig.......... thanks for your concern but don't listen to that alias asshole.

Start with Lexus

Pussy, drinking and pussy top my list...

Well, of course, the money to obtain these objectives. But, a boy and his dreams...!

If I found five grand like that, I would buy gold coins, with an eye of selling for $10K in 2 -3 years.   Or, I would look into subscribing to an elite investment service specializing in options trading, and use the rest as seed money. If I were going to spend the money on the hobby...if the Vegas experience you described is something you've want to do, go for it!  You only live once...

OMG, a touring bike sounds so fucking sweet!  Pardon my unladylike language......but some humming leather between the legs while leaning into a great guy the wind blowing my long hair........  OMG!!!

But, since it's not for me (dang!!) but for YOU...I would recommend the Vegas trip with several fine ladies!!

Happy hobbying!
Belinda

Forget about Hair Club for Men... And I'm speaking as a former 'member'.

Don't waste your money-- after a few years (and thousands of dollars)of being self conscience and worrying about being "follicley challenged" I finally realized nobody gives a shit about your hair accept you.  Don't grow a comb over, don't grow a pony tail with the 100 strands still remaining, just cut your hair short and forget about it.  The money and time is better spent getting in shape. I'm 50 now and laugh that I ever worried about it.  Also stay away from Propecia, unless you're looking to eliminate your sex drive.

Here's the solution-- spend half on the wife and half on some lovely TER ladies.  That way you'll both be happy.

just as much as I like one with hair. If it is something that you want...go for it. But in my experience natural is better whether you are bald or have hair down to your hiney.

1) Kick the kid out of the house since she had got her eds. Been there done that. And, it saves on groceries and other little things that can mount up and add to the funds in the steel box under the floor.

2) Forget the tax refund your wife already has plans for that.

3) Sell that freakin Lexus and get her some bus tokens, think of the cash you will have in that steel box now.

4)"Hey, here's an idea, find something to spend it on that might make " YOU " happy for a change." being the guiding force, I would make a trip to Vegas. Meet Smarty have several dinners and see even more ladies you suggest, all on you steel can bankroll of course. What else are friends for we are only around a short time. Lets enjoy life together.

If you want the wife to be happy, which may in turn, make you happy, take half of it, and do or buy something nice for her. Just be ready for the inevitable question, "Where the fuck did you get $2500"?

And keep in mind that with all those bills paid, now it's going to be easier to add to that hidden box.

....... I already did the Vegas trip spending time with six ladies in 10 days back in October.

I think your right, I would rather spend it on a friend this time around.

Who's on your short list ?

..... the good and logical thing to do.

Hey, it could also get me marital sex.......... ...once.

Thanks Hungry.

Don't you think we should get to know each other first? HA!