You're considering a wig , or hair piece ? LMAO

You think that'll get you laid ?  Investment?

An MHR would also be nice and seats two, but these are desmo's and more maint.  Later "Mille's" are 1000 but are very rare. If they are set up right, they are great bikes. Money in the bank....while you are having fun with them.

I'll go for the hot, sweaty, monkey-love in Vegas.

Yeah, that's my choice..!

If you want to have a LOT of fun - take half of it and go to the Frank Hawley Drag Racing school (www.frankhawley.com) and get licensed in a "super class."  You'll never drive anything like that anywhere else.  

Everybody thinks their Mustang or Vette, or Porsche is fast....well strap into a Super Gas car and your balls will be wrapped around your backside!

It's a real blast.

Racing, golf and pussy.  Is there anything else?

Start with Lexus

If I found five grand like that, I would buy gold coins, with an eye of selling for $10K in 2 -3 years.   Or, I would look into subscribing to an elite investment service specializing in options trading, and use the rest as seed money. If I were going to spend the money on the hobby...if the Vegas experience you described is something you've want to do, go for it!  You only live once...

OMG, a touring bike sounds so fucking sweet!  Pardon my unladylike language......but some humming leather between the legs while leaning into a great guy the wind blowing my long hair........  OMG!!!

But, since it's not for me (dang!!) but for YOU...I would recommend the Vegas trip with several fine ladies!!

Happy hobbying!
Belinda

Forget about Hair Club for Men... And I'm speaking as a former 'member'.

Don't waste your money-- after a few years (and thousands of dollars)of being self conscience and worrying about being "follicley challenged" I finally realized nobody gives a shit about your hair accept you.  Don't grow a comb over, don't grow a pony tail with the 100 strands still remaining, just cut your hair short and forget about it.  The money and time is better spent getting in shape. I'm 50 now and laugh that I ever worried about it.  Also stay away from Propecia, unless you're looking to eliminate your sex drive.

Here's the solution-- spend half on the wife and half on some lovely TER ladies.  That way you'll both be happy.

just as much as I like one with hair. If it is something that you want...go for it. But in my experience natural is better whether you are bald or have hair down to your hiney.

1) Kick the kid out of the house since she had got her eds. Been there done that. And, it saves on groceries and other little things that can mount up and add to the funds in the steel box under the floor.

2) Forget the tax refund your wife already has plans for that.

3) Sell that freakin Lexus and get her some bus tokens, think of the cash you will have in that steel box now.

4)"Hey, here's an idea, find something to spend it on that might make " YOU " happy for a change." being the guiding force, I would make a trip to Vegas. Meet Smarty have several dinners and see even more ladies you suggest, all on you steel can bankroll of course. What else are friends for we are only around a short time. Lets enjoy life together.

If you want the wife to be happy, which may in turn, make you happy, take half of it, and do or buy something nice for her. Just be ready for the inevitable question, "Where the fuck did you get $2500"?

And keep in mind that with all those bills paid, now it's going to be easier to add to that hidden box.