I will go first. I would be a doberman.

a b*tch?    

the bitches cant get enough of its big cock !  

throw her a boner ...

Posted By: Drunken Asian

a b*tch?    
   
 OHHH!!!!!!!!! (Andrew Dice Clay)  
   
 LMFAO  

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and actually I am already a breed as well, a "half breed" that is. So I guess that would make me a "half breed horn dog" Oh well, as long as I get my dick wet often enough, I don't care what people call me

Teacup Yorkie. Aren't I cute and sweet lol? My bark is worse than my bite lol. (blink blink)

But when she bent over
Rover took over
and he gave her a bone of his own!  

Humping all the time~  

Perhaps I set 'you' up on that one lol.

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a dog . you put up a pic of your favorite gentleman caller its a dogina it doesn't come in boy does it . omg im rotfflmao , you really don't know what a fucking dog is ? that's one of those synthetic mutha fuckers made by the Japanese for American to tote around for women who threat their men like shit ..lol  

So close enough.

kitty ? shes cute but her heads to big and her tits to small . nice ass thoug

I must be BIB illiterate. Run that be me one more time....slower and in English please.

Because that's what my Gretta girl is. My ex got my dog in the divorce, but my ex tells me that Gretta misses her daddy, she's lost her discipline and her socialization skills. Damn, I miss my dog.

Eating her curds and whey, along came a spider, sat down beside her and said

Low hanging fruit is hard for me to resist when I am bored.

and it doesn't look like I am alone, I just appear to have typed faster.

he's got game! she would get 9/9 from me

who you kidding you understood every word , lol . do you make the dudettes walk your rat in between cups lol.. oh you must love that shit ..  

Little boy blue,

I mean, I know the punch line is "what's in the bowl bitch", but I'm not sure what was funny about it.  
Is it cuz the audience didn't expect the spider to say that  

A pit and lab mix.

I'm full of LIFE & Energy!!! Call me HAPPY!!!  Also they are like cutest w/great attitudes!!!! Lol😝😝😝😝😝!!!

PS: all these fractured nursery rhymes predate The Dice Man.  He just picked them up and used them with his persona. OH!

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still hung over...

A very sleek and dangerous bitch at that.

Doggy style would work. You could rest your gut on my ass and I don't have to deal with the near suffocation of your bulk resting on me when your spindly little arms can't hold yourself up any longer in mish.

Damn it, I'm a pussy cat

I was laughing about it the other day after a pug attacked me on my elevator!  I swear I've had no less that 20 dog bites in my lifetime from random angry animals.  
Sorry, I guess I don't like them now either!  
So, I'd be a Bengal Kitty all the way.

Re: Damn it, I'm a pussy cat

Tiff,
     You just taste so sweet...all the dogs can't help themselves.  I wonder if this is a metaphor for something?  
     By the way - I just voted for you on the photo board, and I hope all who read this also do so.  We, and you, deserve the first Ms. TER !

just wasnt sure what was funny about "What's in the bowl bitch"  
lol

Most dogs that bite humans do so because of a humans nervous energy, as Ceasar Milan would say, be calm assertive. By the way, you can blame a dog owner for the dog biting you, unless of course you are being threatening. Dog owners that don't discipline and have control over their dogs SUCK. My dog would never even consider biting you, unless you were threatening me, in which case you'd be in a world of hurt. She understood exactly how she was expected to act, and she was a very happy content dog.

Just not in terms of doggie dynamics somehow...lol
If there's a stray dog on the street, he's coming right for me!
I don't run and I try to assert myself but really?  What is that all about??
I swear I was a pussy in another life and I'm sticking to my story