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inicky46 61 Reviews 1913 reads
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PS: all these fractured nursery rhymes predate The Dice Man.  He just picked them up and used them with his persona. OH!

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hbyist+truth=;(2880 reads

I will go first. I would be a doberman.

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Blowing Chunks1598 reads

a b*tch?    

OHHH!!!!!!!!! (Andrew Dice Clay)

LMFAO   ;)

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Back_In_Black1321 reads

throw her a boner ...

Posted By: Drunken Asian
a b*tch?    
   
 OHHH!!!!!!!!! (Andrew Dice Clay)  
   
 LMFAO   ;)

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Blowing Chunks1541 reads

But when she bent over
Rover took over
and he gave her a bone of his own!  

OHHH!!!!

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russbbj1520 reads

Eating her curds and whey, along came a spider, sat down beside her and said

"What's in the bowl bitch"!

Woah!

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Blowing Chunks1593 reads

I mean, I know the punch line is "what's in the bowl bitch", but I'm not sure what was funny about it.  
Is it cuz the audience didn't expect the spider to say that  

Or does it have something to do with her sitting on a tuffet (penis?) and eating her curds?
What's in the bowl anyway

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inicky461914 reads

PS: all these fractured nursery rhymes predate The Dice Man.  He just picked them up and used them with his persona. OH!

-- Modified on 4/28/2014 6:38:20 AM

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Blowing Chunks1638 reads

just wasnt sure what was funny about "What's in the bowl bitch"  
lol

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russbbj1432 reads

Little boy blue,

He had to he needed the money

Hickory dickory dock, this chic was sucking my cock, the click struck two, I spilled my goo and I dropped the bitch at the next block.

Funny story, I was on a first date, brought her over my family's house for a party and we were drinking (no, say it ain't so) and we started saying AD Clay nursery rhymes, I said the hickory dickory Dock one, it was the first and only date with her, go figure huh?

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hbyist+truth=;(1293 reads

Doggy style would work. You could rest your gut on my ass and I don't have to deal with the near suffocation of your bulk resting on me when your spindly little arms can't hold yourself up any longer in mish.

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hbyist+truth=;(1512 reads

A very sleek and dangerous bitch at that.

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Back_In_Black1532 reads

the bitches cant get enough of its big cock !  

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
I will go first. I would be a doberman.

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GaGambler1616 reads

and actually I am already a breed as well, a "half breed" that is. So I guess that would make me a "half breed horn dog" Oh well, as long as I get my dick wet often enough, I don't care what people call me

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Blowing Chunks1419 reads

Humping all the time~  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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GaGambler1546 reads

So close enough.

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0603450onThe1558 reads

Teacup Yorkie. Aren't I cute and sweet lol? My bark is worse than my bite lol. (blink blink)

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0603450onThe1469 reads

Perhaps I set 'you' up on that one lol.

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GaGambler1600 reads

Low hanging fruit is hard for me to resist when I am bored.

and it doesn't look like I am alone, I just appear to have typed faster.

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Back_In_Black1437 reads

a dog . you put up a pic of your favorite gentleman caller its a dogina it doesn't come in boy does it . omg im rotfflmao , you really don't know what a fucking dog is ? that's one of those synthetic mutha fuckers made by the Japanese for American to tote around for women who threat their men like shit ..lol  

Posted By: TaylorSteele
Teacup Yorkie. Aren't I cute and sweet lol? My bark is worse than my bite lol. (blink blink)

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0603450onThe1696 reads

I must be BIB illiterate. Run that be me one more time....slower and in English please.

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Back_In_Black1277 reads

who you kidding you understood every word , lol . do you make the dudettes walk your rat in between cups lol.. oh you must love that shit ..  

Posted By: TaylorSteele
I must be BIB illiterate. Run that be me one more time....slower and in English please.

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Back_In_Black1739 reads

kitty ? shes cute but her heads to big and her tits to small . nice ass thoug

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cashorcredit1697 reads

he's got game! she would get 9/9 from me

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Posted By: cashorcredit
he's got game! she would get 9/9 from me

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Blowing Chunks1643 reads

still hung over...

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russbbj1402 reads

Because that's what my Gretta girl is. My ex got my dog in the divorce, but my ex tells me that Gretta misses her daddy, she's lost her discipline and her socialization skills. Damn, I miss my dog.

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lilithgilman1419 reads

A pit and lab mix.

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
I will go first. I would be a doberman.
Related Link: http://lilithgilman.com

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Gemma Coreana1563 reads

I'm full of LIFE & Energy!!! Call me HAPPY!!!  Also they are like cutest w/great attitudes!!!! Lol😝😝😝😝😝!!!

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TiffanyDelight1503 reads

I was laughing about it the other day after a pug attacked me on my elevator!  I swear I've had no less that 20 dog bites in my lifetime from random angry animals.  
Sorry, I guess I don't like them now either!  
So, I'd be a Bengal Kitty all the way.

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funseeker5791769 reads

Tiff,
     You just taste so sweet...all the dogs can't help themselves.  I wonder if this is a metaphor for something?  
     By the way - I just voted for you on the photo board, and I hope all who read this also do so.  We, and you, deserve the first Ms. TER !

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russbbj1572 reads

Most dogs that bite humans do so because of a humans nervous energy, as Ceasar Milan would say, be calm assertive. By the way, you can blame a dog owner for the dog biting you, unless of course you are being threatening. Dog owners that don't discipline and have control over their dogs SUCK. My dog would never even consider biting you, unless you were threatening me, in which case you'd be in a world of hurt. She understood exactly how she was expected to act, and she was a very happy content dog.

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TiffanyDelight1469 reads

Just not in terms of doggie dynamics somehow...lol
If there's a stray dog on the street, he's coming right for me!
I don't run and I try to assert myself but really?  What is that all about??
I swear I was a pussy in another life and I'm sticking to my story;-)

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