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Dirty Jesus 767 reads
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Sadly an equally tiny percent of men-in-need have found this place... Thus the keep alternating between the marriage-alter and divorce-court, becoming more and more broke, bald and less fortunate with each volley..



Dirty Jesus2822 reads

Psycho-women, and those with hightened sensitivities, emotional, and anger-management issues, ect are usually sexual-dynamos in the sack...  

How many men have made the mistake of marrying the best lay they've ever had and then spending the rest of their lives hiring out for their housework and meals??

Far better to marry the housekeeper and hire-out when we need a good hard fuckin'... Thus leaving the provider's emotional problems behind after paying the fee and returning home to a clean house and a well-prepared meal, LMFAO!!

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BizzaroSuperdude1120 reads

I married a ho-hum lay.  got neither a good partner nor a good lay.  should married one of the best lays I ever had... why? Cause she was into me, into building a future with me, and was just a nice person.... pleasant to be around, even when things were not going well.... and I kicked her out of bed.... Evelyn, whereever you are, the best baby, all the best.

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Dirty Jesus1912 reads

Or perhaps it's the false-hopes of marriage?

Maybe if you had married Evelyn, she would have devolved into a sour lay who was impossible to be around, hell-bent on tearing you down and stunting you future... Only God knows, lol!

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DT_lover1072 reads

Keep the psycho-bitch in the bedroom, the life partner in the kitchen, and a submissive in the basement.

-- Modified on 1/25/2007 9:13:17 AM

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JohnRoth807 reads

I couldn't handle one wife, imange being one of those mormon sects and having 10 wives. Just put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

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Cynicalman856 reads

A woman with a well developed super-ego, staid emotions, and prowess in home economics makes for a great help-mate in life.

A feminine caldron of seething neurosis is quite often an unabashed hose-monster in the sack; but totally insufferable and unaccountable on a daily basis.

A dutiful well balanced helpmate at home and a psychotic but salacious nympho' on the side is the ‘win-win’ situation.

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Benevolent Observer1499 reads

Then there are the men who are smart enough to know that women aren't pre-packaged stereotypes. These are the gentlemen who don't need to pay a woman to pretend to like him. Of course, those guys are consipicuous by their absense on this board. They are too busy banging away on their help-mate/best friend/susy homemaker gal who also happenes to have a satisfyingly slutty side.

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Dirty Jesus768 reads

Sadly an equally tiny percent of men-in-need have found this place... Thus the keep alternating between the marriage-alter and divorce-court, becoming more and more broke, bald and less fortunate with each volley..



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Cynicalman1808 reads

A percentage of them find marital bliss and others find alternatives. Just as women have a right to choose, so do men.

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zinaval1098 reads

Like you, they coincidentally also have the brain the size of a pinpoint.

Instead of posting, you should really write a heavy metal song, something that you don't need skills to play.  Just use your handle as the band name, unless it's already taken.      

-- Modified on 1/25/2007 4:07:58 PM

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Dirty Jesus714 reads

I'm sure with the right synergy of mood-enhancers I could write a smash-hit...

(BTW, Yes, "Dirty Jesus" is already in use by a folk-group, a couple girls that you'll probably think are hot... Knowing your proclivities for sub-par sex-pots...

I'm guessing by how wrong your opinions are about most topics, you've probably been married multiple times?? Just as why you can't see the humor and logic in my post, I doubt you saw it coming in real life either...

As to other issues, as long as we're conversing...

I miss your opinions on the P&R board! I won't apologize for what I said that miffed you, since it is my long held view, however, I'll offer you my future restraint on the topic that bitterly drove you away as an "olive branch"... (You'll be happy to know that through my driven persute to prove you wrong about global-warming, I was forced to move MY held position of "unexplainable climate-change" to your camp of accepting some human-responsibility for the warm up... Though we still differ as to the how much "we" did and I'm sure as to how much "we" can do to change it... (I'm still firmly in the "kiss our asses goodbye" camp as far as any hope of reversing the trend...)

I do hope you'll join back in when/if you cool off...

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