Maybe you are the problem?

Or perhaps it's the false-hopes of marriage?

Maybe if you had married Evelyn, she would have devolved into a sour lay who was impossible to be around, hell-bent on tearing you down and stunting you future... Only God knows, lol!

Then there are the men who are smart enough to know that women aren't pre-packaged stereotypes. These are the gentlemen who don't need to pay a woman to pretend to like him. Of course, those guys are consipicuous by their absense on this board. They are too busy banging away on their help-mate/best friend/susy homemaker gal who also happenes to have a satisfyingly slutty side.

Obviously it doesn't require any skill to write or preform a heavy-metal song. Just booze and dope.

I'm sure with the right synergy of mood-enhancers I could write a smash-hit...

(BTW, Yes, "Dirty Jesus" is already in use by a folk-group, a couple girls that you'll probably think are hot... Knowing your proclivities for sub-par sex-pots...

I'm guessing by how wrong your opinions are about most topics, you've probably been married multiple times?? Just as why you can't see the humor and logic in my post, I doubt you saw it coming in real life either...

As to other issues, as long as we're conversing...

I miss your opinions on the P&R board! I won't apologize for what I said that miffed you, since it is my long held view, however, I'll offer you my future restraint on the topic that bitterly drove you away as an "olive branch"... (You'll be happy to know that through my driven persute to prove you wrong about global-warming, I was forced to move MY held position of "unexplainable climate-change" to your camp of accepting some human-responsibility for the warm up... Though we still differ as to the how much "we" did and I'm sure as to how much "we" can do to change it... (I'm still firmly in the "kiss our asses goodbye" camp as far as any hope of reversing the trend...)

I do hope you'll join back in when/if you cool off...