If the average hobbyist ejaculates .33ounces of cum each time, how much cum have you drank during your career?
Calculators and conversions to milliliters are acceptable

Indeed it was needed, Mr. Smart one.
One day when Mrs. Donator finds and Googles my "real" fake name, I won't have to answer to some of my stupid posts and replies.

Btw, you should be using an alias for replying to this thread, so you may as well answer.    






Just a j/k, really

I already said a calculator was okay. It is not that difficult for you to figure out your answer.

Did you mean to say relevant?
What does "you will be swallow" mean?

Are you that reviewer who once read all of my reviews and told me that I wasn't all of that because of my swallow to spit ratio, giving me a percentage of how often it went down the hatch???

who wants to have a snowball fight

Sounds like he's checking to see if the ladies of the board know how to do their math. I would think you guys might be interested in how much protein has been shared in the interest of your pleasure.

Myself, I love a playful man who will share his frothy load with me. In that case I would get .16 ounces of cum per serving. I guess if you came a second time there would be less volume to compute. Now I only swallow if my partner joins me which leaves me pretty hungry most of the time.

Kisses Haley

out of line.  C,mon, Alanis Morissette had over a pint pumped out of her stomach in the ER in one nite!  So figure a pint is about 273ml, and the normal male averages about 5ml per shot that's about 54 guys! (I've always loved her music too)
So, just figure out how long it takes you to date 54 guys, and bbbjcimnqns, and you have your first pint.  Is that easier? No need to get mad!

BTW, just an observation.  I think Bitch*Please was actually hitting on the OP.  Seems really obsessed with sucking cock and swallowing cum!
I'm guessing the whole handle is TSBitchPlease!

The thread was intended more for fun then statistical purposes and was something a little different then the usual topics.

For some reason the "Bitch" was offended. I will bet that she made several attempts to find her own answer, and her frustration is showing. No big deal.
I have a spin-off topic to post later.    

However, if you want to stay on topic, you can submit the volume that you had spit down the sink. It is really simple math, and your estimation is sufficient.

BTW, if you have such a conviction in your position, why are you posting under alias, and why would you complain about mine while using one?
I guess you didn't think of that either.

Yes, I will have a great day, thank you. Today is provider shopping day and I know just the provider who will give me BBBJTC and swallow every last drop.  

The average man produces an average volume of semen which is approximately 2.75 ml semen (about a teaspoon which is 1/3 of a tablespoon) and not the aforementioned 1/3 oz, but more like 1/6 oz. With abstinence the heart grows fonder and the ejaculates can reach 5 or 6 ml.   But normally the average shot in the dark is about one sixth of a fluid ounce. That means to consume a coke bottle of cum would require close to a hundred blow jobs, more than most of us could physically endure or afford in one afternoon. This computation is based on reported medical data but in all honesty my own ejaculate seems to be an unmeasured tablespoon when I am every other day and more when under extremely exciting conditions like the time I made love consecutively to two sisters but I am sure no one in interested in that story.

One would assume that providers, who do not practice abstinence, would be producing one teaspoon at best when standing up. This does not account for the reported volumes of noted providers who supposedly produced a half pint or pint and in some rare reported cases more than a gallon of “sperm” although in reality sperm is a small percentage of the ejaculate. Perhaps the problem is that in the throes of ecstasy, few hobbyists accurately measure the ejaculate (it is suggested that you measure your standard mouthful before visiting a fluid provider).

Part of the confusion no doubt has to do with the viscosity of the penile extract which can spread a thin shiny layer and cover large areas of skin, such as a belly, a buttock or half a thigh or an entire pillow. One might suggest that hobbyists use volumetric description to best describe their experiences accurately and regurgitate oral donations into a test tube with ml. markings on the side. If you have access to a large extremely accurate chemical balance you might in the alternative measure your weight before swallowing and subtract it from you weight afterwards. In conclusion I would suggest use of metric measures so the data can be disseminated internationally.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

a band called 10cc.  The name was based on the fact that the avg. ejaculate is 5cc and there were 2 main guys in the band. (just some musical trivia).  Anyway, I think your avg volume is a little low, but then there are no 2 references alike.  Any way you look at it, it's just another spoonful of sugar....take your medicine ladies!

Lighten up everyone.  I think it was just a joke.