Sounds like he's checking to see if the ladies of the board know how to do their math. I would think you guys might be interested in how much protein has been shared in the interest of your pleasure.

Myself, I love a playful man who will share his frothy load with me. In that case I would get .16 ounces of cum per serving. I guess if you came a second time there would be less volume to compute. Now I only swallow if my partner joins me which leaves me pretty hungry most of the time.

Kisses Haley

Some useful lnfo on cum volume for "cum drankers" etc.

The average man produces an average volume of semen which is approximately 2.75 ml semen (about a teaspoon which is 1/3 of a tablespoon) and not the aforementioned 1/3 oz, but more like 1/6 oz. With abstinence the heart grows fonder and the ejaculates can reach 5 or 6 ml.   But normally the average shot in the dark is about one sixth of a fluid ounce. That means to consume a coke bottle of cum would require close to a hundred blow jobs, more than most of us could physically endure or afford in one afternoon. This computation is based on reported medical data but in all honesty my own ejaculate seems to be an unmeasured tablespoon when I am every other day and more when under extremely exciting conditions like the time I made love consecutively to two sisters but I am sure no one in interested in that story.

One would assume that providers, who do not practice abstinence, would be producing one teaspoon at best when standing up. This does not account for the reported volumes of noted providers who supposedly produced a half pint or pint and in some rare reported cases more than a gallon of “sperm” although in reality sperm is a small percentage of the ejaculate. Perhaps the problem is that in the throes of ecstasy, few hobbyists accurately measure the ejaculate (it is suggested that you measure your standard mouthful before visiting a fluid provider).

Part of the confusion no doubt has to do with the viscosity of the penile extract which can spread a thin shiny layer and cover large areas of skin, such as a belly, a buttock or half a thigh or an entire pillow. One might suggest that hobbyists use volumetric description to best describe their experiences accurately and regurgitate oral donations into a test tube with ml. markings on the side. If you have access to a large extremely accurate chemical balance you might in the alternative measure your weight before swallowing and subtract it from you weight afterwards. In conclusion I would suggest use of metric measures so the data can be disseminated internationally.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Lighten up everyone.  I think it was just a joke.