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Women like a nice hard body? Hmmm, good thing for some providers that not all men do. eomred_smile
RollingMyEyes 134 reads
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MDSTUDS2003866 reads

IS she hot my Standers BASE on MY DICK SIZE.?

The size of my dick in inches from different how she is on fatness scale

Does her boobs point up or sag up and point down take off a point.
Are her feet clean no if they are she might be a cop.
How much hair I can grow on my face I hair on her face in inches?
Does she have cuts scabies or bugs that will make a guy nervous if yes -5 if no add 3

5 - |(My dick) – ((her weight /(her height ^ 3)) *10,000)| + boob? + (my hair – her hair) + scabies ?


What are You standers if a guy is hot?

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belindabell386 reads

honey, you are overanalyzing things.  In the case of a gent, I would think it rather easy...

If your dick points up....she gets a "yay"
If your dick points down...she gets a "nay"

For women, its probably a little different.  We like a nice hard body with a nice size manhood, of course, but a gentlemanly demeanor, great mind, and a quick wit and sense of humor also goes a long way.

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johngaltnh175 reads

like me. (*grin*)

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belindabell149 reads

dick-tation?

You knew what I meant!  LOL

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RollingMyEyes135 reads

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CindyGold106 reads

You know- give them the Massachusetts  $100 civil fine ticket that you get for possesing an ounce of weed or less... They might have also feared me ticketing them for speeding on their bicycles... sometimes they are in such a hurry to buy their organic tempe burgers, Goji berry juice, and locally grown spinach that they simply REFUSE to use the damn bike lane...!!! ;)

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FloraFaun91 reads

I never sweat or smell or have dirty feet. Does this mean some will think Im not only a cop but also a judge?

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hungry195167 reads

at least according to my first wife. She said that women don't sweat, smell, burp, or fart, therefore they must bitch, or they will explode.

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FloraFaun72 reads

some women actually ARE like ;-)
I inherited the no sweat, no smell gift from my mother. She's the same way. My brother is also. We just dont sweat or smell. In hot weather I dont sweat, I just feel very weak. At the gym I dont sweat either. Its weird...
My dad on the other hand (Mr smelly lol) ... well I got lucky I that I take after my mother!
I dont bitch either tho. So... go figure ;-) ??????

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mrfisher143 reads

It's the closest I can come up with.

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ItalianGabriella153 reads

does it make your day a bit brighter knowing that you get to look forward to stuff like this everyday when you jump on the site?

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RinaTakami186 reads

Intelligent writing

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keystonekid122 reads

I don't think he passed English 101 or basic composition.

His post wasn't even funny like some of the ones yesterday.

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GaGambler70 reads

Mind numbing narcotics and Posts OTOH, not so well. lol

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