IS she hot my Standers BASE on MY DICK SIZE.?

The size of my dick in inches from different how she is on fatness scale

Does her boobs point up or sag up and point down take off a point.
Are her feet clean no if they are she might be a cop.
How much hair I can grow on my face I hair on her face in inches?
Does she have cuts scabies or bugs that will make a guy nervous if yes -5 if no add 3

5 - |(My dick) – ((her weight /(her height ^ 3)) *10,000)| + boob? + (my hair – her hair) + scabies ?


What are You standers if a guy is hot?

honey, you are overanalyzing things.  In the case of a gent, I would think it rather easy...

If your dick points up....she gets a "yay"
If your dick points down...she gets a "nay"

For women, its probably a little different.  We like a nice hard body with a nice size manhood, of course, but a gentlemanly demeanor, great mind, and a quick wit and sense of humor also goes a long way.

like me. (*grin*)

It's the closest I can come up with.

dick-tation?

You knew what I meant!  LOL

does it make your day a bit brighter knowing that you get to look forward to stuff like this everyday when you jump on the site?

Intelligent writing

You know- give them the Massachusetts  $100 civil fine ticket that you get for possesing an ounce of weed or less... They might have also feared me ticketing them for speeding on their bicycles... sometimes they are in such a hurry to buy their organic tempe burgers, Goji berry juice, and locally grown spinach that they simply REFUSE to use the damn bike lane...!!!

I don't think he passed English 101 or basic composition.

His post wasn't even funny like some of the ones yesterday.

I never sweat or smell or have dirty feet. Does this mean some will think Im not only a cop but also a judge?

at least according to my first wife. She said that women don't sweat, smell, burp, or fart, therefore they must bitch, or they will explode.

some women actually ARE like
I inherited the no sweat, no smell gift from my mother. She's the same way. My brother is also. We just dont sweat or smell. In hot weather I dont sweat, I just feel very weak. At the gym I dont sweat either. Its weird...
My dad on the other hand (Mr smelly lol) ... well I got lucky I that I take after my mother!
I dont bitch either tho. So... go figure ??????

Mind numbing narcotics and Posts OTOH, not so well. lol