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Wear a funny hat.
mrfisher 115 Reviews 59 reads
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herbtcat 6 Reviews 64 reads
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2 / 13

If he is "woke"?

Tell him when your daughter wears a tight dress she is "lit".  

Mention you are "finna" get dinner.  

Mention you really like "Ye" and he's "on fleek" about Trump.

Senator.Blutarsky 61 reads
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3 / 13

Whenever my daughter brought a boy over, I wore it and made sure he saw me cleaning my shotgun.

trex44 9 Reviews 68 reads
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4 / 13

Just be yourself -- that seems to have worked for me until she turned 27.

Other than that, photos from her childhood are always a classic.

justsauce16 4 Reviews 67 reads
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5 / 13

This is easy to do. You'll likely do it by just being you.

 

Without being too much on a high horse here, it might be better to keep it light with her. She's bringing some dude to you to test his worthiness. Probably not so consciously granted, but ultimately that is what's happening, and it shows that you have some say in her eyes, so that's pretty cool as a dad that she's even going to bother with it, so maybe don't flip the table here and make this unpleasant for her.

 

That said, the more pressing matter is how to make the kid who wants to be balls deep in your daughter uncomfortable without her knowing. That's proper dad-trollcraft there, and probably necessary to make sure this guy is worth his mustard.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 60 reads
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6 / 13

happy with him, and seems to be enjoying dating much more as a female than she ever did before the surgery.  

 

Typo correction

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IBDPhotography 60 reads
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7 / 13

... you want to show him your dance moves.  

...then show him! :P

Hpygolky 233 Reviews 45 reads
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8 / 13

It's OK for US to see you're an asshole but for god sake don't prove it your daughter.

Zman400 29 Reviews 64 reads
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10 / 13

Scare him like that dad did with his daughter's prom date: carried a gun in the picture and stood between the prom date and his daughter. Not exactly embarrassing but funny.

souls_harbor 54 reads
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11 / 13

Be careful not to motivate her to seek secret revenge, such as fucking the guy's brains out to get back at you.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 66 reads
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12 / 13

One of us here might be the boyfriend.  You will deflate the guys ego if he knows its only because she hates her dad.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 46 reads
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13 / 13

With that last one, you sound like the cool gay dad.   Lol

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