Tell him when your daughter wears a tight dress she is "lit". Mention you are "finna" get dinner. Mention you really like "Ye" and he's "on fleek" about Trump.
This is easy to do. You'll likely do it by just being you.
Without being too much on a high horse here, it might be better to keep it light with her. She's bringing some dude to you to test his worthiness. Probably not so consciously granted, but ultimately that is what's happening, and it shows that you have some say in her eyes, so that's pretty cool as a dad that she's even going to bother with it, so maybe don't flip the table here and make this unpleasant for her. That said, the more pressing matter is how to make the kid who wants to be balls deep in your daughter uncomfortable without her knowing. That's proper dad-trollcraft there, and probably necessary to make sure this guy is worth his mustard.
Scare him like that dad did with his daughter's prom date: carried a gun in the picture and stood between the prom date and his daughter. Not exactly embarrassing but funny.
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