It really amazes me how most female providers can be so open minded and accepting of everyone in general... even grizzly fat old men with hair sticking out.

I was sitting in a cafe, thinking about stuff and surfing the website of a drop dead gorgeous provider I'm going to see in a few days....
then I saw a grizzly old fat gramma holding a cane and slowly walking in.

I mean, she was friggin FUGLY, FAT, and had white hair sticking out of her ears, baggy eye sacks, double chin, droopy breasts, droopy arms, legs that look more like wood/ logs, Oh man... I've seen grammas who are ugly but she was "the works"!  

Then I asked myself how much would she have to pay me to sleep with the likes of her?

Umm, Maybe a million bucks I might massage her titties and finger her. Or if there were a million of her lined up, I might drop the price down to maybe a couple of thousand.

Out of curiosity, and not wishing to be governed by my 'judging a book by its cover' instinct, I went to introduce myself and talked to her. Also, since I usually know everyone in the cafe and she shouldn't be an exception.

Turns out she's a really sweet and very intelligent retired lady with many successful children/grandchildren. Many interesting warstories, how she met her husband, etc.

And after a while knowing more about her, she didn't seem as disgusting but more of a respectable women once I got to know her a little bit... (still fuggin disgusting looking tho)

Maybe this is the 'trick', if you will, that female providers use? Just guessing...

And it's still very impressive cuz I think I'd still feel like puking if she asked me for a DATY... let alone a DFK.

about women a lot less unattractive than the nice lady in your example.  Short answer, couldn't do it.  Of course, us guys have to get wood to make it happen.  But still, I'm sure it ain't easy.  Yesterday I was with a hot young thing, pounding away while we looked at ourselves in the mirror.  The sweet little liar said: "You look so sexy."  I said, "Nah.  Reminds me of Beauty and The Beast."

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Not speakin' for anyone else, but I am VERY visual.  Still, that alone won't do it.  There also has to be some spark between us.  I need to believe she's very turned on or the whole thing doesn't work.

Luckily women dont have to be physically aroused to have sex with a man.  We can use spit or lube to facilitate entry when we are not aroused (dry).

What I do with an unattractive guy is find something, ANYTHING, I like about him to make the hours go by faster.  If he is overweight or unattractive, you just ignore it and focus on how big or hard his c*ck is.  A hard c*ck in and of itself is usually arousing to a woman.  

If hes overweight, unattractive, and flacid, then you try to be attracted to his personality.  He may be funny or nice.  So you ignore the negative and focus on his personality.  A funny, nice guy is a turn on.

If he overweight, unattractive, flacid, and a jerk, then you its just really pull off your best academy award winning performance, get him off asap and get the hell outa there!!!

And thats how to be a good provider.

The money makes you look really hot.