It really amazes me how most female providers can be so open minded and accepting of everyone in general... even grizzly fat old men with hair sticking out.

I was sitting in a cafe, thinking about stuff and surfing the website of a drop dead gorgeous provider I'm going to see in a few days....
then I saw a grizzly old fat gramma holding a cane and slowly walking in.

I mean, she was friggin FUGLY, FAT, and had white hair sticking out of her ears, baggy eye sacks, double chin, droopy breasts, droopy arms, legs that look more like wood/ logs, Oh man... I've seen grammas who are ugly but she was "the works"!  

Then I asked myself how much would she have to pay me to sleep with the likes of her?

Umm, Maybe a million bucks I might massage her titties and finger her. Or if there were a million of her lined up, I might drop the price down to maybe a couple of thousand.

Out of curiosity, and not wishing to be governed by my 'judging a book by its cover' instinct, I went to introduce myself and talked to her. Also, since I usually know everyone in the cafe and she shouldn't be an exception.

Turns out she's a really sweet and very intelligent retired lady with many successful children/grandchildren. Many interesting warstories, how she met her husband, etc.

And after a while knowing more about her, she didn't seem as disgusting but more of a respectable women once I got to know her a little bit... (still fuggin disgusting looking tho)

Maybe this is the 'trick', if you will, that female providers use? Just guessing...

And it's still very impressive cuz I think I'd still feel like puking if she asked me for a DATY... let alone a DFK.