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Uhhh....is that Panthera?
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No fair...put him back in play.

“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.

She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.  

When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”
- Vanessa Darling

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Posted By: VanessaDarling
“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.  
   
 She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.  
   
 When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”  
 - Vanessa Darling

Posted By: toofuckingstupid
 
   
Posted By: VanessaDarling
“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.  
     
  She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.    
     
  When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”  
  - Vanessa Darling

Back_In_Black852 reads

Its magic when you click with a woman , hell Mr.Fisher made love under the moon light , he didn't fuck that evening , he made love to a woman and she made love to him .  

And yes , I've used women here to be close with , to hold to touch to embrace to love even if the time together was short , the moment was real and it was fucking great .  

Posted By: toofuckingstupid
 
   
Posted By: VanessaDarling
“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.  
     
  She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.    
     
  When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”  
  - Vanessa Darling

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Take me I'm yours and ravage my body , my arms as open , my heart yearns for a moment , an encounter , a lustful desire that only you can satisfy . Yes Vanessa I'm waiting as I know you are too. Our hearts beating as one as we lose ourselves , body to body , so again . Take me I'm yours xoxoxoxo

 

 

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Posted By: VanessaDarling
“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.  
   
 She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.  
   
 When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”  
 - Vanessa Darling

positive contribution to this comunity without the mumbo jumbo slang you often use.

Makes great sense but moreso if she jumps in my arms instead of yours.

Back_In_Black804 reads

Think we would have a blast .  
Vanessa is a darling , an yes I like the romantic tone of her post . Its sexy in a classy way .  
 Enjoy k s. Kid , that's why were here right ?  

Posted By: keystonekid
positive contribution to this comunity without the mumbo jumbo slang you often use.  
   
 Makes great sense but moreso if she jumps in my arms instead of yours.

Thank you so much for taking the time to mention a woman's perspective.
It was a refreshing change.

GaGambler995 reads

I am with the two drunken blabbermouths on this one.

I have seen a lot of thinly veiled ad posts on this board, this one didn't even have a veil.

Loved the post. Refreshing and different for these boards! My god, you even provoked a clear and lucid post from B_I_B; I didn't think that was possible.

There are a few romantics in this world - just ignore the jaded ones.

Keep on posting

Back_In_Black980 reads

Up and down , up and down , the only thing Vanessa needs between her Calvin's is me ! And she knows it .  

Posted By: Look2Me
Loved the post. Refreshing and different for these boards! My god, you even provoked a clear and lucid post from B_I_B; I didn't think that was possible.  
   
 There are a few romantics in this world - just ignore the jaded ones.  
   
 Keep on posting!  
   
 

Back_In_Black855 reads

I getting tara jealous , those eastern Europeans are fiesty , dont like to share "their man" game on !  

She'll hate fuck me now

is he playing the strong, silent type? Maybe the three of us should just do rock, paper, scissors?

Back_In_Black924 reads

He's in the restroom with his tablet , its the new playboy you know , he's reading her twitter , ummm articles I mean !!!

Posted By: Look2Me
is he playing the strong, silent type? Maybe the three of us should just do rock, paper, scissors?

removes it from my waist and asks me to lay beside her on the bed with our lips locked and our hands explore . . .

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Even when she loved me, I paid for the sex one way or the other.

Finally a lady acknowledges a truthful exception of the "hobby". When every other member says providers won't date a client.
"you just pay them to make you feel special you idiot!" I get told.  

My ATF retired and eloped with a TER client. Burned all the bridges for her mr. right. Closed off her website, shut down TER profile, all ter threads, ad boards, sites etc. So like they never existed.  

Of course except the adoring fans like myself a single guy who fell for her, heartbroken and will always remember.

Proof enough.

Amazing how TER accommodated her request to delist herself.

Hmmm...maybe, just maybe a gal needs to remove ALL of her ads, websites and such.

Then let TER know that she's NO longer a hooker and to please delist her.

What a novel approach  LOL

Hey LaurenSummerhill....follow this advice and all will be well.  Trust me on this.  I'm still not happy that we didn't get together a few years back...but I hope all is going well with you.

Posted By: socalgt
Finally a lady acknowledges a truthful exception of the "hobby". When every other member says providers won't date a client.  
 "you just pay them to make you feel special you idiot!" I get told.  
   
 My ATF retired and eloped with a TER client. Burned all the bridges for her mr. right. Closed off her website, shut down TER profile, all ter threads, ad boards, sites etc. So like they never existed.  
   
 Of course except the adoring fans like myself a single guy who fell for her, heartbroken and will always remember.  
   
 Proof enough.

don't see where a class action suit comes in except for a sick joke.

And take a chill pill  :D

Posted By: socalgt
don't see where a class action suit comes in except for a sick joke.

Overlook the asshole comments. Your post rings true


Siaetal

I marvel at the raw, primal dances that men and women engage in. I see so many different relationships and through eyes most the world will never get a glimpse. The one thing I know about men and woman, is that we really do yearn for that one true love. Because of our true sick nature and our need for pain, we pick people who stir those past childhood traumas in us one way or another.

Me? I'm all messed up! A man that is always well mannered, never drinks too much, always a good boy? I would be yawning after the third date!

I need a man that is strong and handsome in a way most women would never consider, man who can reach that pot I cannot or open that tricky jar of Spaghetti Sauce for me while I'm cooking him dinner. A mans man. Rough on the outside but with me sweet on the inside. Flaws most welcome. A man who gives me my way (most of the time) because I'm so cute, but knows when to stand his ground. A man that loves how much affection I provide and wants to reciprocate.  
A man that  pursues me often (can't keep his hands off of me). A man that deserves my respect and devotion, yet at the same time drives me crazy! A man that can stir up some true conflict from time to time and engage in some ridiculous immature behavior like a good yelling match, or a 3 am front door ambush. You know, stir up the passion.

Other woman? Oh God there are millions of scenarios, and same holds true for men. I have developed some strong friendships, close bonds with some of my clients and they've told me things they haven't told their own shrinks. Goodness I am so lucky! For all the the cynics to have a field day here goes!

I love what I do and I think I'm so lucky to be a part of this underground world. I have friends that I've know since I was ten and they still think I work in the entertainment industry and fly all over the world to style the rich and famous! I just get a kick out of it when they ask, how in the hell do you know all this shit (when I give them my perceived idea of a mans perspective regarding relationships)?" I mean I really become the modern day David Grey in a women's body! In my own relationships? Oh God, all the sense and rationality goes right out the door! Ok, I , Auh, I can't stay on task to save my life. I'm being a total typical woman right now! Here is the point I was trying to make with that first post...

When a man sits with me, and tells me he's worked his whole life to provide for his family, his wife never worked a day in her life, provided all the necessities a women find be important, (a lovely home, 3 car garage, a boat , 3 healthy kids, 3 fat college funds, a beautiful ring for other bitches to drool over and talk some shit, a nice vacation once a year) you know typical american dream stew, and she doesn't want to get it on? That's when I want to say... My dear, you are married to the most expensive whore ever! If he kicked her out she would starve because she's a bad whore at that! I have no patience for women who seek " A Good Provider" as there choice when walking down the isle. Well, now hunny... she just went and made yourself a prostitute! One that will be acting as if she loves you, while digging your grave daily as she bitches and whines about all the things you're not doing right, after you've come home from a hard days work, helping clean the house because she just got her nails done and wouldn't want to mess up her new Juicy Couture Jumpsuit.

That is when I want to scream "Wake up! Wake up! This woman does not love you!" Just like that book for women "He's just not that into you," men need the same advice. I'm so sorry for wrambling...

Take you creative skills over to the erotic literature board and have at it....

Assuming that is what you are striving for.

Or stay here and post these novellas and show all of the members that you are creative in getting around the posting ads rules on the GD board  LOL

Hey who made you decider of what people talk about on this board? Who? I don't need to place adds on this board. I'm not a broke bitch ok? I'm a woman who chose (cause it's my right) to make a statement.  

Hell, the things people decide to talk about on here and you want to wig out because I give my 2 cents about a woman loving a man?  

Life must be sad in your lazy boy recliner if all you have to do is play tattle tale on the TER boards or shadow moderator when no one asked for you to be or wants you to be. Go mow your lawn, and clean up your backyard for Christs sake. The neighbors are starting to talk...

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He promised us riches , but he doesn't like to share !  

So we mostly get brown envelopes .  

Your a treat !!!!!

Posted By: VanessaDarling
Hey who made you decider of what people talk about on this board? Who? I don't need to place adds on this board. I'm not a broke bitch ok? I'm a woman who chose (cause it's my right) to make a statement.  
   
 Hell, the things people decide to talk about on here and you want to wig out because I give my 2 cents about a woman loving a man?  
   
 Life must be sad in your lazy boy recliner if all you have to do is play tattle tale on the TER boards or shadow moderator when no one asked for you to be or wants you to be. Go mow your lawn, and clean up your backyard for Christs sake. The neighbors are starting to talk...

You can't put a price on entertainment...well, I guess you can.

But not this kind...fucking priceless  :D

Posted By: Back_In_Black
He promised us riches , but he doesn't like to share !  
   
 So we mostly get brown envelopes .  
   
 Your a treat !!!!!  
   
Posted By: VanessaDarling
Hey who made you decider of what people talk about on this board? Who? I don't need to place adds on this board. I'm not a broke bitch ok? I'm a woman who chose (cause it's my right) to make a statement.    
     
  Hell, the things people decide to talk about on here and you want to wig out because I give my 2 cents about a woman loving a man?    
     
  Life must be sad in your lazy boy recliner if all you have to do is play tattle tale on the TER boards or shadow moderator when no one asked for you to be or wants you to be. Go mow your lawn, and clean up your backyard for Christs sake. The neighbors are starting to talk...

Enough with the bullshit love sonnets...let's have some fucking fun  ;)

And maybe you didn't read the replies above...you have been called out by most posters here for wasting bandwidth on the GD board.  Others have suggested you put your literary skills to better use on the board that was created just for YOU!!

Of course you're not broke...you simply have NO money today and need to see some john later to cover your phone bill and internet bill...wouldn't want you to not be able to play here.

I had to give my Lazy Boy recliner which I dearly loved away a number of years ago.  Now I have the Lazy Boy couch...it's got two recliners..just think  LOL

And I don't believe in Christ...just a Jew who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Fortunately I have made the kind of money I needed to hire landscapers.  I'm watching them from my Lazy Boy couch as I type this.  I may even spring for doing the neighbors lawns as well.

What's a decider?  ;)

Posted By: VanessaDarling
Hey who made you decider of what people talk about on this board? Who? I don't need to place adds on this board. I'm not a broke bitch ok? I'm a woman who chose (cause it's my right) to make a statement.  
   
 Hell, the things people decide to talk about on here and you want to wig out because I give my 2 cents about a woman loving a man?  
   
 Life must be sad in your lazy boy recliner if all you have to do is play tattle tale on the TER boards or shadow moderator when no one asked for you to be or wants you to be. Go mow your lawn, and clean up your backyard for Christs sake. The neighbors are starting to talk...

Fine...I don't practice but I was born as a Levi tribe member.

And Jeff Probst hasn't put my torch out yet!

Posted By: inicky46
Also didn't know Chicago was the wrong place.  

a slow Saturday board needs.. some livening!  

Who can resist a beautiful woman when she says "Wanna dance?"

LOL

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Polish in my hush puppies for our prom night !!!!

Posted By: Look2Me
a slow Saturday board needs.. some livening!  
   
 Who can resist a beautiful woman when she says "Wanna dance?"  
   
 LOL

read she needs a real man.. I'm practicing opening bottles and searching for flannel shirts, got some here somewhere. Hey, is that a flaw? The flannel I mean.  Did I read my Darling's profile right?

Back_In_Black909 reads

In Home Depot getting some power tools ,  do the 1s that use real gas mean I'm more of a man than the battery operated ones ?  

Bought a hammer though , all real men have one of those .  

And boots , i need boots ,  

After this I'm gonna trade my car in for a truck ,  you know the ones with the missing thing on the back , does Mercedes sell those ??????

Posted By: Look2Me
read she needs a real man.. I'm practicing opening bottles and searching for flannel shirts, got some here somewhere. Hey, is that a flaw? The flannel I mean.  Did I read my Darling's profile right?

Back_In_Black917 reads

Join the NRA .

Hey thanks , any trophies for the wall ?    
Oh I know kate went to Africa, bet she has some ideas . I'll get Aldo to Photoshop me on Safari ! And Boxing , and Skydiving ? Hell , I'll just send Vanessa my picture I am the most sought after man alive !

Nick , u got that photo of me ???
 

Posted By: Look2Me
if you need one for the truck!

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Check out kirk , she came all over him, so she is a squiter ! Ohuro , she's by the elevator deleting his info !!

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Even Aldo can't make this happen  ;)

And then he gets vaporized on the planets surface.

Then the old red shirt returns as the Most Interesting Man in the World.

Ahh....life is good.

Then all prior info was deleted but shows up on WikiLeaks...where is Taylor?  Oh...found her.  Ironic she uses the CPA handle...she loves me  ;)

Posted By: Back_In_Black
Check out kirk , she came all over him, so she is a squiter ! Ohuro , she's by the elevator deleting his info !!  
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Even Aldo can't make this happen  ;)

BIB really is the "Great White Hunter."  He lost that leg swimming with the sharks.  Did it faze him? Nope

Back_In_Black1095 reads

My 1st review . The cat in my hand is a symbol of daty , its my lucky pussy !  

Posted By: inicky46
BIB really is the "Great White Hunter."  He lost that leg swimming with the sharks.  Did it faze him? Nope!  
 

No fair...put him back in play.

toofuckingstupid770 reads

you sound pissed at women who got guys to marry them. why so bitter towards wives? you are past naive if you bought all those lame ass sob stories men tell, but whatever helps you sleep at night. no she did not whore herself out by marrying a man. if so, guess your mother is a whore just like mine would be in that case. some women are whores, some gold diggers, some sluts, but you aint no better than anyone else, so take your drivel down the road.  
if you have to put down other men's wives to feel good about being a whore, then you don't really like this job all that much.

And she seems to hate the men who pay for sex as well  LOL

I think the terminology here is misandrist.

She can google what that means....maybe she'll play some more?

Shit...I need to get up off my Lazy Boy couch and scratch my ass and balls  ;)

Posted By: toofuckingstupid
you sound pissed at women who got guys to marry them. why so bitter towards wives? you are past naive if you bought all those lame ass sob stories men tell, but whatever helps you sleep at night. no she did not whore herself out by marrying a man. if so, guess your mother is a whore just like mine would be in that case. some women are whores, some gold diggers, some sluts, but you aint no better than anyone else, so take your drivel down the road.  
 if you have to put down other men's wives to feel good about being a whore, then you don't really like this job all that much.

hotplants963 reads

I almost hate to say anything that might pierce the fantasy soap bubble of this harlequin novel lifetime movie interpretation of the expectations of love and marriage.  

But. Just one thought on the whole 'wives are really just whores'---and bad ones, to boot (I'll spare you all of my thoughts…you're welcome....lol...)  

Who is better at whoring here, really? The wife who got her husband to provided that big pot of american dream stew, with the house, and boat, and fat rock, and vacations….but is not even having to lift a single freshly manicured nail in exchange? Much less actually fuck him.  

Or the one who's fucking someone else's husband for a few hundred bucks and (maybe) a thank you?  

You're entitled to your world view, of course. But, the jumble of generalizations and stereotypes and assumptions you're making is a little bazaar and overly simplistic

I agree 110% with your synopsis.  And she had replied earlier to one of my posts where she gave up the reality.

Posted By: hotplants
I almost hate to say anything that might pierce the fantasy soap bubble of this harlequin novel lifetime movie interpretation of the expectations of love and marriage.    
   
 But. Just one thought on the whole 'wives are really just whores'---and bad ones, to boot (I'll spare you all of my thoughts…you're welcome....lol...)  
   
 Who is better at whoring here, really? The wife who got her husband to provided that big pot of american dream stew, with the house, and boat, and fat rock, and vacations….but is not even having to lift a single freshly manicured nail in exchange? Much less actually fuck him.  
   
 Or the one who's fucking someone else's husband for a few hundred bucks and (maybe) a thank you?  
   
 You're entitled to your world view, of course. But, the jumble of generalizations and stereotypes and assumptions you're making is a little bazaar and overly simplistic.  
 

bazarre = a far eastern market.
bizarre = something outlandishly odd.
TCL believes you meant the latter.

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I was gonna edit. But I'm too lazy. You missed at least one other grammar infraction.  

get busy. :)

hotplants833 reads

It'll be like marriage. You'll be the sad sap who edits my posts after a hard day of work. And, I'll be the whore who gets you to do it for me without fucking you.....lol....

I've worked for a hooker.  Sex was the currency.  But keep trying.  And you really don't have to be so sensitive about TCL's corrections.  I mean, posting twice about it?  Really???  Didn't mean to strike so sensitive a nerve.
PS: Believe me, I don't read your posts so carefully as to pick up every error.  Only the glaring ones.  And thanks for playing.

hotplants881 reads

I was kidding with you. Twice. Seriously. Do you really think I give a single rat fart about comments on my spelling. Or grammar. On THIS board?!...lol...

Also seriously--very seriously (as in NOT kidding here)----this passive aggressive shit you pull out  of nowhere all the time turns my smiley face upside down.  

So. "Thanks for playing" to you too. sweety.

I'm sorry If I came off like I hate women. That couldn't be farther from the truth. I guess I went a little overboard because I felt attacked for offering my idea of the way a women I FEEL should or would treat a man she loves.  

There is no winner, no looser here. Does the woman who has all the material things a woman could ask for but married to a man she finds physically repulsive win?

Or me (the woman you clearly think I am) win? I think neither.  

But I do believe my clients when they tell me their wives pay more attention to their Cocker Spaniel than they do them? Yes I do, because they are married to woman like my friends, who tell me how they have to give Jimmy a BJ tonight because it's his birthday with that look of disgust and obligation on their face.  

I would like to clarify something, I would never be so rude as to tell a client to his face I thought his wife is a whore. NEVER.That would be downright horrible.  That is just my personal opinion of woman who seek only money.

I have  no armor when it comes to the ill will I have received by man, why, I really don't know but I peacefully opt out of defending my clients, or they way I think a man should love a woman any further. I really wish I had kept my thoughts and opinions where they should be... not here

My_New_Alias741 reads

cut and pasted your match.com profile into your exegesis on the typical married guy's justification for fucking hookers.

and the needs of the hubby once the kids are born.

One of the reasons this is the oldest profession known to man.

Panthera12775 reads

Who really talks shit like that in real life. Your second edition was even worse. I couldn't even read the entire post. Even mrfisher ran for the bathroom. That's bad!

Love is blindness........

I don't want to see  

Won't you wrap the night around me ....

U2

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