Write Review
2,076,768 Total Reviews 3,719 New Reviews
10,620 Users Online

TER General Board

Re: More on my post, I'm just getting started
VanessaDarling See my TER Reviews 2693 reads
posted
1 / 65
When a woman loves a man...

“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.

She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.  

When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”
- Vanessa Darling

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 941 reads
posted
2 / 65
I love you honey, but I gotta watch this baseball game right now..:D [e]


END OF MESSAGE

toofuckingstupid 846 reads
posted
3 / 65
what does love have to do with the hobby? think you missed the mark.

Posted By: VanessaDarling
“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.  
   
 She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.  
   
 When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”  
 - Vanessa Darling

Back_In_Black 1031 reads
posted
4 / 65
you want me , dont ya ? my dearest Vanessa ,

Take me I'm yours and ravage my body , my arms as open , my heart yearns for a moment , an encounter , a lustful desire that only you can satisfy . Yes Vanessa I'm waiting as I know you are too. Our hearts beating as one as we lose ourselves , body to body , so again . Take me I'm yours xoxoxoxo

 

 

quote]
Posted By: VanessaDarling
“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.  
   
 She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.  
   
 When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”  
 - Vanessa Darling

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 954 reads
posted
5 / 65
Re: what does love have to do with the hobby? think you missed the mark.

Posted By: toofuckingstupid
 
   
Posted By: VanessaDarling
“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.  
     
  She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.    
     
  When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”  
  - Vanessa Darling

keystonekid 114 Reviews 1001 reads
posted
6 / 65
Re: You finally posted something that makes a . . .

positive contribution to this comunity without the mumbo jumbo slang you often use.

Makes great sense but moreso if she jumps in my arms instead of yours.

decadentxy 32 Reviews 769 reads
posted
7 / 65
Best Post...in a long time!

Thank you so much for taking the time to mention a woman's perspective.
It was a refreshing change.

Back_In_Black 804 reads
posted
8 / 65
well i must be honest , i have my eye on Tara . but we can double date ?

Think we would have a blast .  
Vanessa is a darling , an yes I like the romantic tone of her post . Its sexy in a classy way .  
 Enjoy k s. Kid , that's why were here right ?  

Posted By: keystonekid
positive contribution to this comunity without the mumbo jumbo slang you often use.  
   
 Makes great sense but moreso if she jumps in my arms instead of yours.

Back_In_Black 852 reads
posted
9 / 65
everything ? some guys fuck others make love , i do both .

Its magic when you click with a woman , hell Mr.Fisher made love under the moon light , he didn't fuck that evening , he made love to a woman and she made love to him .  

And yes , I've used women here to be close with , to hold to touch to embrace to love even if the time together was short , the moment was real and it was fucking great .  
Posted By: toofuckingstupid
 
   
Posted By: VanessaDarling
“When a woman truly loves a man, she will yearn to indulge in him emotionally, physically, but most importantly sexually.  
     
  She will not bed him just pacify him like a chore or a debt owed. She will bed him because she is filled love, respect and desire for him. She will lose herself in him and find true comfort in his manly prowess.    
     
  When a woman loves a man, no child, no family member nor circumstance could keep her from his arms. No sympathy should be given to a woman who lost site of this, for she was caught up in futile engagements, gossip, and gander rendering her oblivious to the other woman creeping in.”  
  - Vanessa Darling

toofuckingstupid 754 reads
posted
10 / 65
it was refreshingly stupid. with inicky on dis one.


END OF MESSAGE

Look2Me 15 Reviews 1054 reads
posted
11 / 65
Vanessa, Darling..

Loved the post. Refreshing and different for these boards! My god, you even provoked a clear and lucid post from B_I_B; I didn't think that was possible.

There are a few romantics in this world - just ignore the jaded ones.

Keep on posting

89Springer 1004 reads
posted
12 / 65
You obviously didn't know my ex

Even when she loved me, I paid for the sex one way or the other.

GaGambler 995 reads
posted
13 / 65
Stupid, yes. Refreshing? not so much

I am with the two drunken blabbermouths on this one.

I have seen a lot of thinly veiled ad posts on this board, this one didn't even have a veil.

Pampam 19 Reviews 818 reads
posted
14 / 65
the exception. winning the lottery of the hobby.

Finally a lady acknowledges a truthful exception of the "hobby". When every other member says providers won't date a client.
"you just pay them to make you feel special you idiot!" I get told.  

My ATF retired and eloped with a TER client. Burned all the bridges for her mr. right. Closed off her website, shut down TER profile, all ter threads, ad boards, sites etc. So like they never existed.  

Of course except the adoring fans like myself a single guy who fell for her, heartbroken and will always remember.

Proof enough.

OSP 26 Reviews 749 reads
posted
15 / 65
Damn skippy Vannessa

Overlook the asshole comments. Your post rings true


Siaetal

Dr Who revived 1024 reads
posted
16 / 65
Wow....and she didn't have to file a class action suit to do that?

Amazing how TER accommodated her request to delist herself.

Hmmm...maybe, just maybe a gal needs to remove ALL of her ads, websites and such.

Then let TER know that she's NO longer a hooker and to please delist her.

What a novel approach  LOL

Hey LaurenSummerhill....follow this advice and all will be well.  Trust me on this.  I'm still not happy that we didn't get together a few years back...but I hope all is going well with you.
Posted By: socalgt
Finally a lady acknowledges a truthful exception of the "hobby". When every other member says providers won't date a client.  
 "you just pay them to make you feel special you idiot!" I get told.  
   
 My ATF retired and eloped with a TER client. Burned all the bridges for her mr. right. Closed off her website, shut down TER profile, all ter threads, ad boards, sites etc. So like they never existed.  
   
 Of course except the adoring fans like myself a single guy who fell for her, heartbroken and will always remember.  
   
 Proof enough.

Pampam 19 Reviews 1006 reads
posted
17 / 65
Re: Wow....and she didn't have to file a class action suit to do that?

don't see where a class action suit comes in except for a sick joke.

Dr Who revived 858 reads
posted
18 / 65
Read the thread and you'll see what this means

And take a chill pill  :D

Posted By: socalgt
don't see where a class action suit comes in except for a sick joke.
Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=638258&boardID=1...

VanessaDarling See my TER Reviews 727 reads
posted
19 / 65
More on my post, I'm just getting started

I marvel at the raw, primal dances that men and women engage in. I see so many different relationships and through eyes most the world will never get a glimpse. The one thing I know about men and woman, is that we really do yearn for that one true love. Because of our true sick nature and our need for pain, we pick people who stir those past childhood traumas in us one way or another.

Me? I'm all messed up! A man that is always well mannered, never drinks too much, always a good boy? I would be yawning after the third date!

I need a man that is strong and handsome in a way most women would never consider, man who can reach that pot I cannot or open that tricky jar of Spaghetti Sauce for me while I'm cooking him dinner. A mans man. Rough on the outside but with me sweet on the inside. Flaws most welcome. A man who gives me my way (most of the time) because I'm so cute, but knows when to stand his ground. A man that loves how much affection I provide and wants to reciprocate.  
A man that  pursues me often (can't keep his hands off of me). A man that deserves my respect and devotion, yet at the same time drives me crazy! A man that can stir up some true conflict from time to time and engage in some ridiculous immature behavior like a good yelling match, or a 3 am front door ambush. You know, stir up the passion.

Other woman? Oh God there are millions of scenarios, and same holds true for men. I have developed some strong friendships, close bonds with some of my clients and they've told me things they haven't told their own shrinks. Goodness I am so lucky! For all the the cynics to have a field day here goes!

I love what I do and I think I'm so lucky to be a part of this underground world. I have friends that I've know since I was ten and they still think I work in the entertainment industry and fly all over the world to style the rich and famous! I just get a kick out of it when they ask, how in the hell do you know all this shit (when I give them my perceived idea of a mans perspective regarding relationships)?" I mean I really become the modern day David Grey in a women's body! In my own relationships? Oh God, all the sense and rationality goes right out the door! Ok, I , Auh, I can't stay on task to save my life. I'm being a total typical woman right now! Here is the point I was trying to make with that first post...

When a man sits with me, and tells me he's worked his whole life to provide for his family, his wife never worked a day in her life, provided all the necessities a women find be important, (a lovely home, 3 car garage, a boat , 3 healthy kids, 3 fat college funds, a beautiful ring for other bitches to drool over and talk some shit, a nice vacation once a year) you know typical american dream stew, and she doesn't want to get it on? That's when I want to say... My dear, you are married to the most expensive whore ever! If he kicked her out she would starve because she's a bad whore at that! I have no patience for women who seek " A Good Provider" as there choice when walking down the isle. Well, now hunny... she just went and made yourself a prostitute! One that will be acting as if she loves you, while digging your grave daily as she bitches and whines about all the things you're not doing right, after you've come home from a hard days work, helping clean the house because she just got her nails done and wouldn't want to mess up her new Juicy Couture Jumpsuit.

That is when I want to scream "Wake up! Wake up! This woman does not love you!" Just like that book for women "He's just not that into you," men need the same advice. I'm so sorry for wrambling...

Dr Who revived 700 reads
posted
20 / 65
Enough already...

Take you creative skills over to the erotic literature board and have at it....

Assuming that is what you are striving for.

Or stay here and post these novellas and show all of the members that you are creative in getting around the posting ads rules on the GD board  LOL
Related Link: So if it's NOT an ad....here is where you should be posting this

Back_In_Black 980 reads
posted
21 / 65
Re: Vanessa, Darling..hey?? the hott ones always get me going ,

Up and down , up and down , the only thing Vanessa needs between her Calvin's is me ! And she knows it .  

Posted By: Look2Me
Loved the post. Refreshing and different for these boards! My god, you even provoked a clear and lucid post from B_I_B; I didn't think that was possible.  
   
 There are a few romantics in this world - just ignore the jaded ones.  
   
 Keep on posting!  
   
 

Look2Me 15 Reviews 1045 reads
posted
22 / 65
Re: Vanessa, Darling..hey?? the hott ones always get me going ,

LOL. Battle of the "in the moment" romantics! Game on!

Look2Me 15 Reviews 639 reads
posted
23 / 65
And what would Tara think? -e-


END OF MESSAGE

Look2Me 15 Reviews 856 reads
posted
24 / 65
Re: More on my post.. You go gal! Just what..

a slow Saturday board needs.. some livening!  

Who can resist a beautiful woman when she says "Wanna dance?"

LOL

Look2Me 15 Reviews 771 reads
posted
25 / 65
Hey, did KK already throw in the towel or..

is he playing the strong, silent type? Maybe the three of us should just do rock, paper, scissors?

Back_In_Black 855 reads
posted
26 / 65
Tara "DONT READ THIS ":

I getting tara jealous , those eastern Europeans are fiesty , dont like to share "their man" game on !  

She'll hate fuck me now

Back_In_Black 924 reads
posted
27 / 65
Re: Hey, did KK already throw in the towel or../ oh , bet

He's in the restroom with his tablet , its the new playboy you know , he's reading her twitter , ummm articles I mean !!!

Posted By: Look2Me
is he playing the strong, silent type? Maybe the three of us should just do rock, paper, scissors?

Back_In_Black 878 reads
posted
28 / 65
Re: More on my post.. You go gal! Just what./ OHHH, Not me , im

Polish in my hush puppies for our prom night !!!!

Posted By: Look2Me
a slow Saturday board needs.. some livening!  
   
 Who can resist a beautiful woman when she says "Wanna dance?"  
   
 LOL

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 734 reads
posted
29 / 65
Thought this would set the mood. Love the post


END OF MESSAGE
Related Link: When a...

Look2Me 15 Reviews 1185 reads
posted
30 / 65
Prom? High School! Didn't you..

read she needs a real man.. I'm practicing opening bottles and searching for flannel shirts, got some here somewhere. Hey, is that a flaw? The flannel I mean.  Did I read my Darling's profile right?

VanessaDarling See my TER Reviews 996 reads
posted
31 / 65
Re: Enough already...

Hey who made you decider of what people talk about on this board? Who? I don't need to place adds on this board. I'm not a broke bitch ok? I'm a woman who chose (cause it's my right) to make a statement.  

Hell, the things people decide to talk about on here and you want to wig out because I give my 2 cents about a woman loving a man?  

Life must be sad in your lazy boy recliner if all you have to do is play tattle tale on the TER boards or shadow moderator when no one asked for you to be or wants you to be. Go mow your lawn, and clean up your backyard for Christs sake. The neighbors are starting to talk...

Back_In_Black 909 reads
posted
32 / 65
Re: Prom? High School! Didn't you../ not know , im

In Home Depot getting some power tools ,  do the 1s that use real gas mean I'm more of a man than the battery operated ones ?  

Bought a hammer though , all real men have one of those .  

And boots , i need boots ,  

After this I'm gonna trade my car in for a truck ,  you know the ones with the missing thing on the back , does Mercedes sell those ??????
Posted By: Look2Me
read she needs a real man.. I'm practicing opening bottles and searching for flannel shirts, got some here somewhere. Hey, is that a flaw? The flannel I mean.  Did I read my Darling's profile right?

Back_In_Black 1218 reads
posted
33 / 65
Re: Enough already.../ TS , she made him the KING ! yup she did and

He promised us riches , but he doesn't like to share !  

So we mostly get brown envelopes .  

Your a treat !!!!!
Posted By: VanessaDarling
Hey who made you decider of what people talk about on this board? Who? I don't need to place adds on this board. I'm not a broke bitch ok? I'm a woman who chose (cause it's my right) to make a statement.  
   
 Hell, the things people decide to talk about on here and you want to wig out because I give my 2 cents about a woman loving a man?  
   
 Life must be sad in your lazy boy recliner if all you have to do is play tattle tale on the TER boards or shadow moderator when no one asked for you to be or wants you to be. Go mow your lawn, and clean up your backyard for Christs sake. The neighbors are starting to talk...

Dr Who revived 639 reads
posted
34 / 65
That's what I was hoping for LOL

Enough with the bullshit love sonnets...let's have some fucking fun  ;)

And maybe you didn't read the replies above...you have been called out by most posters here for wasting bandwidth on the GD board.  Others have suggested you put your literary skills to better use on the board that was created just for YOU!!

Of course you're not broke...you simply have NO money today and need to see some john later to cover your phone bill and internet bill...wouldn't want you to not be able to play here.

I had to give my Lazy Boy recliner which I dearly loved away a number of years ago.  Now I have the Lazy Boy couch...it's got two recliners..just think  LOL

And I don't believe in Christ...just a Jew who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Fortunately I have made the kind of money I needed to hire landscapers.  I'm watching them from my Lazy Boy couch as I type this.  I may even spring for doing the neighbors lawns as well.

What's a decider?  ;)
Posted By: VanessaDarling
Hey who made you decider of what people talk about on this board? Who? I don't need to place adds on this board. I'm not a broke bitch ok? I'm a woman who chose (cause it's my right) to make a statement.  
   
 Hell, the things people decide to talk about on here and you want to wig out because I give my 2 cents about a woman loving a man?  
   
 Life must be sad in your lazy boy recliner if all you have to do is play tattle tale on the TER boards or shadow moderator when no one asked for you to be or wants you to be. Go mow your lawn, and clean up your backyard for Christs sake. The neighbors are starting to talk...

Dr Who revived 657 reads
posted
35 / 65
Those brown envelopes are worth a LOT

You can't put a price on entertainment...well, I guess you can.

But not this kind...fucking priceless  :D
Posted By: Back_In_Black
He promised us riches , but he doesn't like to share !  
   
 So we mostly get brown envelopes .  
   
 Your a treat !!!!!  
   
Posted By: VanessaDarling
Hey who made you decider of what people talk about on this board? Who? I don't need to place adds on this board. I'm not a broke bitch ok? I'm a woman who chose (cause it's my right) to make a statement.    
     
  Hell, the things people decide to talk about on here and you want to wig out because I give my 2 cents about a woman loving a man?    
     
  Life must be sad in your lazy boy recliner if all you have to do is play tattle tale on the TER boards or shadow moderator when no one asked for you to be or wants you to be. Go mow your lawn, and clean up your backyard for Christs sake. The neighbors are starting to talk...

Look2Me 15 Reviews 664 reads
posted
36 / 65
I've got a gun rack for sale..

if you need one for the truck!

ArthurDent 32 Reviews 770 reads
posted
37 / 65
I was thinking the exact same thing! (E)


END OF MESSAGE

toofuckingstupid 769 reads
posted
38 / 65
Re: More on my post, I'm just getting started

you sound pissed at women who got guys to marry them. why so bitter towards wives? you are past naive if you bought all those lame ass sob stories men tell, but whatever helps you sleep at night. no she did not whore herself out by marrying a man. if so, guess your mother is a whore just like mine would be in that case. some women are whores, some gold diggers, some sluts, but you aint no better than anyone else, so take your drivel down the road.  
if you have to put down other men's wives to feel good about being a whore, then you don't really like this job all that much.

inicky46 61 Reviews 792 reads
posted
39 / 65
Oh, no, Courtney! Not the fucking Michael Bolton cover!

You gotta get the original, by...


-- Modified on 10/19/2013 4:42:24 PM

Related Link: Percy Sledge

Dr Who revived 929 reads
posted
40 / 65
Vanessa was just getting warmed up...she showed her true colors now

And she seems to hate the men who pay for sex as well  LOL

I think the terminology here is misandrist.

She can google what that means....maybe she'll play some more?

Shit...I need to get up off my Lazy Boy couch and scratch my ass and balls  ;)
Posted By: toofuckingstupid
you sound pissed at women who got guys to marry them. why so bitter towards wives? you are past naive if you bought all those lame ass sob stories men tell, but whatever helps you sleep at night. no she did not whore herself out by marrying a man. if so, guess your mother is a whore just like mine would be in that case. some women are whores, some gold diggers, some sluts, but you aint no better than anyone else, so take your drivel down the road.  
 if you have to put down other men's wives to feel good about being a whore, then you don't really like this job all that much.

Back_In_Black 917 reads
posted
41 / 65
Re: I've got a gun rack for sale../ memo to self :

Join the NRA .

Hey thanks , any trophies for the wall ?    
Oh I know kate went to Africa, bet she has some ideas . I'll get Aldo to Photoshop me on Safari ! And Boxing , and Skydiving ? Hell , I'll just send Vanessa my picture I am the most sought after man alive !

Nick , u got that photo of me ???
 
Posted By: Look2Me
if you need one for the truck!

Dr Who revived 774 reads
posted
42 / 65
The most interesting man in the world

Even Aldo can't make this happen  ;)

Back_In_Black 757 reads
posted
43 / 65
i think Vanessa needs 1 by my honey Toni B . i think i need

To un  break her heart ! Umm any chance of a link . Thanks xox

inicky46 61 Reviews 773 reads
posted
44 / 65
Didn't know you were Jewish, CPA, though it makes sense.

Also didn't know Chicago was the wrong place.

Related Link: Right place, wrong time.

Back_In_Black 693 reads
posted
45 / 65
Re: The most interesting man in the world/ thats y your the KING ! and

Check out kirk , she came all over him, so she is a squiter ! Ohuro , she's by the elevator deleting his info !!

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Even Aldo can't make this happen  ;)

inicky46 61 Reviews 801 reads
posted
46 / 65
Ask and ye shall receive, B_I_B!

BIB really is the "Great White Hunter."  He lost that leg swimming with the sharks.  Did it faze him? Nope

Back_In_Black 1095 reads
posted
47 / 65
Re: Ask and ye shall receive, B_I_B!/ thats was taken after

My 1st review . The cat in my hand is a symbol of daty , its my lucky pussy !  

Posted By: inicky46
BIB really is the "Great White Hunter."  He lost that leg swimming with the sharks.  Did it faze him? Nope!  
 

hotplants 963 reads
posted
48 / 65
Those Bitches!….lol…

I almost hate to say anything that might pierce the fantasy soap bubble of this harlequin novel lifetime movie interpretation of the expectations of love and marriage.  

But. Just one thought on the whole 'wives are really just whores'---and bad ones, to boot (I'll spare you all of my thoughts…you're welcome....lol...)  

Who is better at whoring here, really? The wife who got her husband to provided that big pot of american dream stew, with the house, and boat, and fat rock, and vacations….but is not even having to lift a single freshly manicured nail in exchange? Much less actually fuck him.  

Or the one who's fucking someone else's husband for a few hundred bucks and (maybe) a thank you?  

You're entitled to your world view, of course. But, the jumble of generalizations and stereotypes and assumptions you're making is a little bazaar and overly simplistic

Dr Who revived 880 reads
posted
49 / 65
Because I fucked up mohel?

Fine...I don't practice but I was born as a Levi tribe member.

And Jeff Probst hasn't put my torch out yet!
Posted By: inicky46
Also didn't know Chicago was the wrong place.  

Dr Who revived 770 reads
posted
50 / 65
Pretty sure Uhura gives the "red shirt" a blow job

And then he gets vaporized on the planets surface.

Then the old red shirt returns as the Most Interesting Man in the World.

Ahh....life is good.

Then all prior info was deleted but shows up on WikiLeaks...where is Taylor?  Oh...found her.  Ironic she uses the CPA handle...she loves me  ;)
Posted By: Back_In_Black
Check out kirk , she came all over him, so she is a squiter ! Ohuro , she's by the elevator deleting his info !!  
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
Even Aldo can't make this happen  ;)

Dr Who revived 907 reads
posted
51 / 65
Uhhh....is that Panthera?

No fair...put him back in play.

Dr Who revived 597 reads
posted
52 / 65
Nah...she's just looking for attention

I agree 110% with your synopsis.  And she had replied earlier to one of my posts where she gave up the reality.

Posted By: hotplants
I almost hate to say anything that might pierce the fantasy soap bubble of this harlequin novel lifetime movie interpretation of the expectations of love and marriage.    
   
 But. Just one thought on the whole 'wives are really just whores'---and bad ones, to boot (I'll spare you all of my thoughts…you're welcome....lol...)  
   
 Who is better at whoring here, really? The wife who got her husband to provided that big pot of american dream stew, with the house, and boat, and fat rock, and vacations….but is not even having to lift a single freshly manicured nail in exchange? Much less actually fuck him.  
   
 Or the one who's fucking someone else's husband for a few hundred bucks and (maybe) a thank you?  
   
 You're entitled to your world view, of course. But, the jumble of generalizations and stereotypes and assumptions you're making is a little bazaar and overly simplistic.  
 
Related Link: Vanessa shows her true colors LOL

inicky46 61 Reviews 975 reads
posted
53 / 65
The Cunning Linguist wishes me to point out...

bazarre = a far eastern market.
bizarre = something outlandishly odd.
TCL believes you meant the latter.

hotplants 938 reads
posted
54 / 65
yeah, yeah, yeah....how did I see that coming..?

I was gonna edit. But I'm too lazy. You missed at least one other grammar infraction.  

get busy. :)

hotplants 833 reads
posted
55 / 65
In fact, maybe you can edit my posts for me? I just had a manicure.

It'll be like marriage. You'll be the sad sap who edits my posts after a hard day of work. And, I'll be the whore who gets you to do it for me without fucking you.....lol....

Panthera12 775 reads
posted
56 / 65
I am not impressed

Who really talks shit like that in real life. Your second edition was even worse. I couldn't even read the entire post. Even mrfisher ran for the bathroom. That's bad!

My_New_Alias 741 reads
posted
57 / 65
I think you accidentally ..

cut and pasted your match.com profile into your exegesis on the typical married guy's justification for fucking hookers.

inicky46 61 Reviews 680 reads
posted
58 / 65
No deal, sweety.

I've worked for a hooker.  Sex was the currency.  But keep trying.  And you really don't have to be so sensitive about TCL's corrections.  I mean, posting twice about it?  Really???  Didn't mean to strike so sensitive a nerve.
PS: Believe me, I don't read your posts so carefully as to pick up every error.  Only the glaring ones.  And thanks for playing.

hotplants 881 reads
posted
59 / 65
who is the one being sensitive here? Did I not add enough smiley faces?

I was kidding with you. Twice. Seriously. Do you really think I give a single rat fart about comments on my spelling. Or grammar. On THIS board?!...lol...

Also seriously--very seriously (as in NOT kidding here)----this passive aggressive shit you pull out  of nowhere all the time turns my smiley face upside down.  

So. "Thanks for playing" to you too. sweety.

inicky46 61 Reviews 920 reads
posted
60 / 65
Oh, hunny! Smiley faces? Rat farts? Zowie! Passive Aggressive? LMAO!

Nice try though.  Sweetie.

89Springer 896 reads
posted
61 / 65
I feel a Percy Sledge song coming on... eom


END OF MESSAGE

VanessaDarling See my TER Reviews 757 reads
posted
62 / 65
Re: Those Bitches!….lol…

I'm sorry If I came off like I hate women. That couldn't be farther from the truth. I guess I went a little overboard because I felt attacked for offering my idea of the way a women I FEEL should or would treat a man she loves.  

There is no winner, no looser here. Does the woman who has all the material things a woman could ask for but married to a man she finds physically repulsive win?

Or me (the woman you clearly think I am) win? I think neither.  

But I do believe my clients when they tell me their wives pay more attention to their Cocker Spaniel than they do them? Yes I do, because they are married to woman like my friends, who tell me how they have to give Jimmy a BJ tonight because it's his birthday with that look of disgust and obligation on their face.  

I would like to clarify something, I would never be so rude as to tell a client to his face I thought his wife is a whore. NEVER.That would be downright horrible.  That is just my personal opinion of woman who seek only money.

I have  no armor when it comes to the ill will I have received by man, why, I really don't know but I peacefully opt out of defending my clients, or they way I think a man should love a woman any further. I really wish I had kept my thoughts and opinions where they should be... not here

keystonekid 114 Reviews 727 reads
posted
63 / 65
Re: Vanessa is hot all right. The only way I throw in the towel is when she . . .

removes it from my waist and asks me to lay beside her on the bed with our lips locked and our hands explore . . .

keystonekid 114 Reviews 826 reads
posted
64 / 65
Re: Vanessa, this is why many of us are here. Too many wives forget the bedroom skills . . .

and the needs of the hubby once the kids are born.

One of the reasons this is the oldest profession known to man.

BLUETunaLovesFunkyChicken 917 reads
posted
65 / 65
You Nailed It Darling!

Love is blindness........

I don't want to see  

Won't you wrap the night around me ....

U2

Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!