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Thrown the scripy away
ckayaker007 22 Reviews 173 reads
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Actually we've thrown the script He gave us away. If we followed it the world would be a better place.

to write the script of the world after watching too much Monty Python?

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Eric Idle would have whacked the farmer with a herring.

Someone has been writing this stuff forever.  I had always suspected it was a group of failed Catskill comedians hiding out in a room in one of the Borscht Belt Hotels.  Consider the 14 years from 60 to 74: The handsome ne'er do well son of a rich isolationist rum runner is elected President! and is considered near great until he is shot to death.  He is succeeded by an oily southern politician who runs as a peace candidate and gets us heavily into a war defending a comic opera psuedo country.  He has to step aside and is succeeded by a paranoid psychotic who is re elected by a huge majority but has to resign soon after for covering up a petty crime. Forget about the craziness going on in the World at the same time. The cast of characters now borders on the unbelievable.  It might be that G-d has hired some comedy writers, but are we sure it is G-d writing this stuff now or....well you know. I guess time will tell.

planning on a promotion to a realm where the writers have a more peaceful relaxed coherent perspective.  Not sure if I've earned it but can't blame a guy for hoping.

FatherFollowme179 reads

HE does not write any thing like that nor does HE hire writers

If HE wishes to send a message it will be very clear it is from HIM.


Thank You
2008=27

I must be really slow on the uptake, but what does this have to do with God?

FatherFollowme197 reads

To honest I did not want to seem like the only one with that question .

Thank you
2008=27

That's what all my brothers and the kids in the school yard told me.

If (he/she/it) doesn't do that, then what does (he/she/it) do all day?

(And, yes, this probably belongs on the P&R Board now.)

From Todd Rundgren "Fair Warning"

You know, wishing won't make it so
Hoping won't do it, praying won't do it
Religion won't do it, philosophy won't do it
The supreme court won't do it,
the president and the congress won't do it
The UN won't do it, the H-bomb won't do it,
the sun and the moon won't do it
And God won't do it,
and I certainly won't do it
That leaves you, you'll have to do it


C_K

awesome concert! That was many, many years ago.  One thing I remember is a gigantic pyramid on the stage. Always liked TR.  Something/Anything:)

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How strange! Rubbing with spices and whacking with sausage???? That falls under the fetish category doesn't it! LOL! Muah!

knew there would be a perfectly logical reason....  the dudes have a fetish - ok, a very strange fetish - but isn't that what fetishes are about???  hee hee!!!

Q for the ladies - what would ya charge for a session where you tie the guy up, smear his body with humas... and quacamole... then whack him upside the head with loaves of french bread while singing "ain't no sunshine when shes gone...?"

FatherFollowme181 reads

Based on what i have heard in the confessional, I think most would do it for free.


Thank you
2008=27

Because we have to do it with a straight face! LOL! Most like us to REALLY get into it! That takes more preparation than you think. Muah!

Exactly the same as I charge everyone else for my time. But the stories would be priceless.

FatherFollowme229 reads

You need to see me in the confessional ....real soon.


Thank you
2008=27

Actually we've thrown the script He gave us away. If we followed it the world would be a better place.

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