planning on a promotion to a realm where the writers have a more peaceful relaxed coherent perspective. Not sure if I've earned it but can't blame a guy for hoping.
Someone has been writing this stuff forever. I had always suspected it was a group of failed Catskill comedians hiding out in a room in one of the Borscht Belt Hotels. Consider the 14 years from 60 to 74: The handsome ne'er do well son of a rich isolationist rum runner is elected President! and is considered near great until he is shot to death. He is succeeded by an oily southern politician who runs as a peace candidate and gets us heavily into a war defending a comic opera psuedo country. He has to step aside and is succeeded by a paranoid psychotic who is re elected by a huge majority but has to resign soon after for covering up a petty crime. Forget about the craziness going on in the World at the same time. The cast of characters now borders on the unbelievable. It might be that G-d has hired some comedy writers, but are we sure it is G-d writing this stuff now or....well you know. I guess time will tell.
planning on a promotion to a realm where the writers have a more peaceful relaxed coherent perspective. Not sure if I've earned it but can't blame a guy for hoping.
You know, wishing won't make it so Hoping won't do it, praying won't do it Religion won't do it, philosophy won't do it The supreme court won't do it, the president and the congress won't do it The UN won't do it, the H-bomb won't do it, the sun and the moon won't do it And God won't do it, and I certainly won't do it That leaves you, you'll have to do it
knew there would be a perfectly logical reason.... the dudes have a fetish - ok, a very strange fetish - but isn't that what fetishes are about??? hee hee!!!
Q for the ladies - what would ya charge for a session where you tie the guy up, smear his body with humas... and quacamole... then whack him upside the head with loaves of french bread while singing "ain't no sunshine when shes gone...?"
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