So I'm with my steady provider, downstairs DATY with some FIV and toys before the main event. Normally I expect a good drenching, and twice she had back arching O's, and ripped a couple of queefs.  Well, I'm laughing my ass off after each one, and she's pulled the pillow over her head in ecstasy and embarrassment shaking her head both times. First time to get a double queef!

They sound like farts (bad thing) and they don't necessarily indicate she's having a good time because all it means is you've pumped her full of air.
But some guys really get off on them.  I was with a gal last summer who queefed and later, when she asked if I was going to review her, requested I not mention she'd queefed.
I assumed it was because she found it embarrassing, like your girl.  But no!  She said it was because lots of guys get turned on by queefs and would expect her to do it, when, in fact, she rarely can.

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I quit laughing at farts in junior high  school  . It took me five more  years to quit laughing about Queefs .  

A queef is embarrassing but, like you said everyone is human. If you have a good relationship a chuckle is ok the best queef is changing from doggie to ... happens everytime. lol Queefers unite!

Or did you mean apathetic?

A  friend who was the music director of a major midwestern university had QUEEF as his license plate.   Nobody ever caught on

I've experienced queefs and don't doubt they exist.  As for apathetic, perhaps.  My real point was my surprise when I found out some guys really love them.  Fine with me, just not my thing. Why, Tobi?  Are you a queefer?

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Like fart jokes.   It's like walking hand in hand with a beautiful lady at a lovely resort and she pulls me close and whispers "Pull my finger!".    Just because my driver's license says my body is north of 50, doesn't mean my brain can't act like my shoe size.   That's the real sign of getting old is forgetting how to laugh at simple stuff.  

It's the less known definition...

to queef, and blame it on her pussy.

Via etymology, agnostic comes from the greek word gnosis (knowing or knowledge) with the addition of the negating pre-fix "a-"...  

I was citing dictionary.com. I'm sure it's in other dictionaries.

A true comedic genius… may he RIP.  

so I think the term he meant to use is "indifferent", as in he doesn't care if a gal queefs or not.

I would agree with that sediment.

So true. And I have several to blame it on.  

Yes.  And that is a common way "agnostic" is used these days; no longer hewing to the religious origin of the word but simply to describe indifference.
Oh, and Conan's friend, TheDyslexicAtheist, wants to remind you all that there is no Dog.
And, no, this does not mean there is no Hound.

This will go down in my personal history as the weirdest argument I've ever started.  

in spirituality.

It takes a lot of spiritual turmoil to work through the arguments by which one honestly comes to be Agnostic.

I, on the other hand, consider myself an apatheist, that is to say, I am unconcerned with whether there is a God or not.  I have bigger fish to fry.

LOL, this is good stuff.

300 all the way

I caused them with my explorations and I laugh like hell.  If I'm with somebody who has queefed on me before, she usually she does too, because she knows I don't mind at all.
It's just real.  Like falling off the bed sometimes.

fucking! IMO I queefed on a guy the other day because he fucked me so hard and good that the air just let it happen LMAO!!! It does happen and yes I was embarrassed but we just laughed it off and fucked some more Sex, laughter and even a queef  every now and then with someone you are close to is ok
Hugs and kisses
TL

oh I must meet this masked woman
Hugs and kisses
TL

and sometimes it still does. I guess it depends on who I am with. Shooting porn you get queefed on, pooped on (accidently of course...cleaning out for an anal scene doesn't always work perfectly) and occasionally peed on (the vast majority of those girls in porn that are claiming they are squirting are full of it). I suppose you become immune to it. I've heard of some people that have a fetish for queefing. I personally don't care for when that happens but with certain positions it is more likely to happen.  

'bust out laughing' with you sporting your Mangina hat?  

I'm happy to hear you had an enjoyable time away from the cold and dreary of Yankee land.   In a week or so, the citrus blossoms will be opening up, and depending on what part of town you are in, the air will be filled with their perfume.  It is something to marvel at and experience as you open the door in the morning.  There's quite a few reasons I choose the life of a desert rat, despite the insanity of our Legislature.  

rooftop swimming pool I am enjoying. It's good to see you are 'owning' it. Good for you.