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and sometimes it still does. I guess it depends on who I am with. Shooting porn you get queefed on, pooped on (accidently of course...cleaning out for an anal scene doesn't always work perfectly) and occasionally peed on (the vast majority of those girls in porn that are claiming they are squirting are full of it). I suppose you become immune to it. I've heard of some people that have a fetish for queefing. I personally don't care for when that happens but with certain positions it is more likely to happen.  

I think if a guy laughed I would be self conscious but I would probably laugh with him. As long as he didn't think I was farting haha.

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So I'm with my steady provider, downstairs DATY with some FIV and toys before the main event. Normally I expect a good drenching, and twice she had back arching O's, and ripped a couple of queefs.  Well, I'm laughing my ass off after each one, and she's pulled the pillow over her head in ecstasy and embarrassment shaking her head both times. First time to get a double queef!

I hug her and tell her in between my giggles that everything is fine,and her that her pussy was just telling me how happy she was. The rest of the afternoon went off fantastically for us afterwards as usual.

It's not like it's the first or fifteenth time we've spent the afternoon together, and she's all self-conscious about the whole thing.  People burp, fart, make all kinds of strange noises, and when you are with someone you've got a solid relationship, I don't think this really matters.  

Ladies, how would you handle this situation?  Should I have not busted out laughing?

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inicky46899 reads

They sound like farts (bad thing) and they don't necessarily indicate she's having a good time because all it means is you've pumped her full of air.
But some guys really get off on them.  I was with a gal last summer who queefed and later, when she asked if I was going to review her, requested I not mention she'd queefed.
I assumed it was because she found it embarrassing, like your girl.  But no!  She said it was because lots of guys get turned on by queefs and would expect her to do it, when, in fact, she rarely can.

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Tobi Telford877 reads

Or did you mean apathetic? ;)

Posted By: inicky46
They sound like farts (bad thing) and they don't necessarily indicate she's having a good time because all it means is you've pumped her full of air.  
 But some guys really get off on them.  I was with a gal last summer who queefed and later, when she asked if I was going to review her, requested I not mention she'd queefed.  
 I assumed it was because she found it embarrassing, like your girl.  But no!  She said it was because lots of guys get turned on by queefs and would expect her to do it, when, in fact, she rarely can.

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inicky46898 reads

I've experienced queefs and don't doubt they exist.  As for apathetic, perhaps.  My real point was my surprise when I found out some guys really love them.  Fine with me, just not my thing. Why, Tobi?  Are you a queefer?

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Posted By: inicky46
I've experienced queefs and don't doubt they exist.  As for apathetic, perhaps.  My real point was my surprise when I found out some guys really love them.  Fine with me, just not my thing. Why, Tobi?  Are you a queefer?
Nope, just in a grammar police sort of mood today.

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AnotherDonJohn600 reads

It's the less known definition...

From dictionary.com:
3. a person who holds neither of two opposing positions on a topic: Socrates was an agnostic on the subject of immortality.

 
I feel like Conan too sometimes.

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skarphedin601 reads

Via etymology, agnostic comes from the greek word gnosis (knowing or knowledge) with the addition of the negating pre-fix "a-"...  

Thus, the usage is as BCG said, the word is about uncertainty (of existence, wisdom etc) not about indifference or apathy.  

Even reading Conan's errr Inicks post in teh light most favorable to him, he almost certainly used it as a synonym for indifferent...  

Note, the example sentence, Socrates does not know about immortality, he is not indifferent to it... In fact, it was a crucial question for him...

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AnotherDonJohn614 reads

I was citing dictionary.com. I'm sure it's in other dictionaries.

I use it myself this way. All you need conceptually is two sides of an argument to use it.  

I'm done with this discussion so feel free to wax poetic.

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mrfisher602 reads

so I think the term he meant to use is "indifferent", as in he doesn't care if a gal queefs or not.

I would agree with that sediment.



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Posted By: Genghis_the_half_Asian_Grammarian

Both you and skarphedin are conflating the two definitions of agnostic.

The well known spiritual definition is about not being able to prove the existence of God. Therefore, it's implied that this individual is open to the idea but doesn't have the proof.

The other secular definition is about not taking one of the two sides of an argument. The argument does NOT have to be about the existence, or proof thereof, of something. See the definition I quoted. I'm not speaking for Inicky but in this case, the argument to be agnostic to could be why you have to like it or not. One could be agnostic if one is not strongly in either camp. One could be agnostic to the choice of a hot dog vs. a hamburger for lunch. In a debate, one could use this as a hedge because often, things are situational rather than absolute.

If you don't agree by now, tough. You're plain wrong. I have yet to see a counter-citation.  

AAR, ADJ is done with the thread for sure now.


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Tobi Telford700 reads

This will go down in my personal history as the weirdest argument I've ever started.  

Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
Posted By: Genghis_the_half_Asian_Grammarian
 
 Both you and skarphedin are conflating the two definitions of agnostic.  
   
 The well known spiritual definition is about not being able to prove the existence of God. Therefore, it's implied that this individual is open to the idea but doesn't have the proof.  
   
 The other secular definition is about not taking one of the two sides of an argument. The argument does NOT have to be about the existence, or proof thereof, of something. See the definition I quoted. I'm not speaking for Inicky but in this case, the argument to be agnostic to could be why you have to like it or not. One could be agnostic if one is not strongly in either camp. One could be agnostic to the choice of a hot dog vs. a hamburger for lunch. In a debate, one could use this as a hedge because often, things are situational rather than absolute.  
   
 If you don't agree by now, tough. You're plain wrong. I have yet to see a counter-citation.  
   
 
   
 AAR, ADJ is done with the thread for sure now.  
 

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Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
This will go down in my personal history as the weirdest argument I've ever started.  
   
Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
Posted By: Genghis_the_half_Asian_Grammarian
 
  Both you and skarphedin are conflating the two definitions of agnostic.  
     
  The well known spiritual definition is about not being able to prove the existence of God. Therefore, it's implied that this individual is open to the idea but doesn't have the proof.  
     
  The other secular definition is about not taking one of the two sides of an argument. The argument does NOT have to be about the existence, or proof thereof, of something. See the definition I quoted. I'm not speaking for Inicky but in this case, the argument to be agnostic to could be why you have to like it or not. One could be agnostic if one is not strongly in either camp. One could be agnostic to the choice of a hot dog vs. a hamburger for lunch. In a debate, one could use this as a hedge because often, things are situational rather than absolute.  
     
  If you don't agree by now, tough. You're plain wrong. I have yet to see a counter-citation.    
     
 
 
     
  AAR, ADJ is done with the thread for sure now.  
   
   
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mrfisher646 reads

in spirituality.

It takes a lot of spiritual turmoil to work through the arguments by which one honestly comes to be Agnostic.

I, on the other hand, consider myself an apatheist, that is to say, I am unconcerned with whether there is a God or not.  I have bigger fish to fry.

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inicky46607 reads

Yes.  And that is a common way "agnostic" is used these days; no longer hewing to the religious origin of the word but simply to describe indifference.
Oh, and Conan's friend, TheDyslexicAtheist, wants to remind you all that there is no Dog.
And, no, this does not mean there is no Hound.

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Dave76015767 reads

Like fart jokes.   It's like walking hand in hand with a beautiful lady at a lovely resort and she pulls me close and whispers "Pull my finger!".    Just because my driver's license says my body is north of 50, doesn't mean my brain can't act like my shoe size.   That's the real sign of getting old is forgetting how to laugh at simple stuff.  

And speaking of laughing, RIP Harold Ramis.   That subscription to National Lampoon sure helped me through high school and college.  And for introducing me the the future Senator B.

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Senator.Blutarsky651 reads

A true comedic genius… may he RIP.  

As for this photo… it does bring back some great memories…  

The best 8 years of my life... LOL

 

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clarence37445 reads

to queef, and blame it on her pussy.

Uh... i mean, her cat...

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Tobi Telford784 reads

So true. And I have several to blame it on.  

Posted By: clarence37
to queef, and blame it on her pussy.  
   
 Uh... i mean, her cat...

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quadseasonal628 reads

I quit laughing at farts in junior high  school  . It took me five more  years to quit laughing about Queefs .  

 I've never had her Queef for me when I came too quick or laugh when she Queefed .  
  She's  put the sheets over her head when she queefed and  bit the sheets when she came .  

    I've had her laugh at me too many times , when I came too quick !  
  She never Queefed on those days .

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Jinx_The_Cat661 reads

A  friend who was the music director of a major midwestern university had QUEEF as his license plate.   Nobody ever caught on

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Lolita_NYC637 reads

LOL, this is good stuff.

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Adrianna Azzure751 reads

A queef is embarrassing but, like you said everyone is human. If you have a good relationship a chuckle is ok:) the best queef is changing from doggie to ... happens everytime. lol Queefers unite!

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Sidney Starr637 reads

300 all the way

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ToniLove556 reads

oh I must meet this masked woman ;)
Hugs and kisses
TL

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2labman485 reads

I caused them with my explorations and I laugh like hell.  If I'm with somebody who has queefed on me before, she usually she does too, because she knows I don't mind at all.
It's just real.  Like falling off the bed sometimes.

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ToniLove845 reads

fucking! IMO I queefed on a guy the other day because he fucked me so hard and good that the air just let it happen LMAO!!! It does happen and yes I was embarrassed but we just laughed it off and fucked some more :) Sex, laughter and even a queef  every now and then with someone you are close to is ok ;)
Hugs and kisses
TL

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danielledoll779 reads

and sometimes it still does. I guess it depends on who I am with. Shooting porn you get queefed on, pooped on (accidently of course...cleaning out for an anal scene doesn't always work perfectly) and occasionally peed on (the vast majority of those girls in porn that are claiming they are squirting are full of it). I suppose you become immune to it. I've heard of some people that have a fetish for queefing. I personally don't care for when that happens but with certain positions it is more likely to happen.  

I think if a guy laughed I would be self conscious but I would probably laugh with him. As long as he didn't think I was farting haha.

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0603450onThe1048 reads

'bust out laughing' with you sporting your Mangina hat?  

It really is not nice to 'laugh your ass off'  at someone elses expense...cute lil 'giggles' or not (did I read that right?)

 
Anyway, you were right...AZ is lovely this time of year.  

 

Posted By: Dave76015
So I'm with my steady provider, downstairs DATY with some FIV and toys before the main event. Normally I expect a good drenching, and twice she had back arching O's, and ripped a couple of queefs.  Well, I'm laughing my ass off after each one, and she's pulled the pillow over her head in ecstasy and embarrassment shaking her head both times. First time to get a double queef!  
   
 I hug her and tell her in between my giggles that everything is fine,and her that her pussy was just telling me how happy she was. The rest of the afternoon went off fantastically for us afterwards as usual.  
   
 It's not like it's the first or fifteenth time we've spent the afternoon together, and she's all self-conscious about the whole thing.  People burp, fart, make all kinds of strange noises, and when you are with someone you've got a solid relationship, I don't think this really matters.    
   
 Ladies, how would you handle this situation?  Should I have not busted out laughing?    
   
   
   
   


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Dave76015756 reads

I'm happy to hear you had an enjoyable time away from the cold and dreary of Yankee land.   In a week or so, the citrus blossoms will be opening up, and depending on what part of town you are in, the air will be filled with their perfume.  It is something to marvel at and experience as you open the door in the morning.  There's quite a few reasons I choose the life of a desert rat, despite the insanity of our Legislature.  

LMAO might have been a bit much (for literary license and dramatic effect, after all this is all fiction!), but it was a combination of giggles, snorts, and hee hees on both sides.  While she did have the pillow over her head, shaking it back and forth, she was giggling and laughing as well.  

I suppose there's a big difference when things like that happen between friends, and 1st time clients, and the crux of the biscuit was to solicit thoughts on how things like this are handled.

And the hat fits quite nicely.  It recently got adjusted to fit a bit better, and I wear it loud, proud, and with the confidence of standing ten feet tall

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0603450onThe566 reads

rooftop swimming pool I am enjoying. It's good to see you are 'owning' it. Good for you.  

There's really no difference from first time clients to 15 date clients really. Laughing at someone is something that doesn't make anyone comfortable at any time. How many ladies here have said they were embarassed. Bodies do what they want to do on their own, to point it out like a child, is being a child. No need to beat around the 'bush', no pun intended. At least reiterate to her you were laughing 'with' her and not 'at' her. Big difference Dave. I guarantee she's thinking it.  

Happy you had a good time

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