I send her a PM " I noticed  your donation for Fat Short Bald guys is $$$$.
 What's your donation for the opposite ? "

If I don't like her offer I silently move to the next one.
There's no gain in negotiating and pissing her off. .

Does that make you Skinny Tall and Hairy?

You might be better off  Fat Short and Bald.

MP67 & I frequently joke about getting offers from providers that want our bodies (individually, for the record) and will make insane offers for the benefit.  Seriously though, I've heard rumblings ever since joining the site that each city has a guy who tries to use his board fame to his advantage.  I've heard it about several mods in days gone by and got one booted for trying it a year or so ago.  There were a couple LV guys that had the reputation.  I've met both of them and they each denied it.  I know of a guy in another city that had a system going where he'd request discounts, claiming poverty.  The story was that in exchange, he'd write a fair review but his name had so much weight that business would be booming.  If the discount couldn't be negotiated, he'd bad mouth the lady to all his minions until she saw the light and corrected her error in judgement.

There's no need to mention that it's a scummy thing to do, but does anyone have stories to share?  Let's keep the names out of it.  That's what PM's are for.  

I thought only MP was delusional!!  Good grief, LP!!  

But speaking of weight, I need to get over to LV and work out ..and in...and out...and in....and out....and in!!

LMAO gambler .
I wondered why they don't all reply .


 

But really, that's fucked up. IMHO if a lady likes your 'board presence' or the other ladies tell her what a great guy you are and she decides she wants to see you for a special deal, that's HER deal. To YOU. Guys trying to use their supposed 'status' as a weapon to get something they wouldn't ordinarily get is just pussy-shit to me.

I'll admit, there was a time or two when a lady said 'I want to meet you. I'll spend this amount of time with you for this much' which, when you do the math in your head when you look at her rates compared to time spent with her was something I couldn't pass up. But that was her deal, not mine. *

Believe it or not, though it's easy for me to insult the holy-fucking-hell out of the guys here, I would NEVER presume to insult a lady by saying 'HEY! I'm MP67! I'll write a great review of you if you let me fuck you for $$$ even though you charge $$$$! Come on! It'll be great! Trust me!'

That's just slimy shit, and it's no wonder those guys HAVE to pay to get laid.  

*BTW, don't bother PMing me about what I said there. That's between me and.... Seriously.

i had a couple of guys on this very board threaten to fuck with my reputation (i don't have a reputation haha) by deploying their minions, basically if I didn't stop making fun of them.  "go to war" and vague crap.  All of this was done via PM.  One of them also left his phone number, telling me to call him so he could kick my ass.  I don't know how you kick someone's ass over the phone.

does this mean these guys wanted to have sex with me?  i'm still really naive about how all of this works...or doesn't work.  are you saying providers fall for this kind of stuff?  it took a while to realize how serious these fellows were.  I guess my digs hurt their feelings.

my hobby life is so vanilla.  i pay, they shtup me, then they call me for freebies.  but i've usually moved on at that point.  yeah, right.

Just for that, next time we have a 'meeting of the minds', when the check comes I'm going to excuse myself to the pisser and bolt on you and Chewie, lol!

how do you do that, mp?  you never stop amazing me.  us.

What if I told you I know of some ladies that want to spend some quality time with us? We'd have to see each other nekkid, of course. No sword-crossing or anything. Just enjoying time with some wonderful ladies.

Would you be adverse to that?

But you're bating me. I'd give up some arbitrary numbers and someone, maybe you, will go off of that and try to contact ladies I wrote reviews about to try and gain the same kind of treatment. Which, in effect, brings us back to LPRA's thread.

That is assuming I wrote reviews about them in the first place...

Actually I am a nobody, and if I was a somebody, I would never stoop to that. I think guys who do that are scum sucking bottome feeders. I don't have stories to share, but have no doubt it does happen. Have read about it here and on other hobby boards.

Her shit doesn't stink in my book!

Yeah, I know. She'd see that and say 'WTF!' lol!

I've never heard of any guys doing that but wouldn't be surprised.

I have had newbies who were excited to see someone who was a reviewer though. Seems some girls feel that getting shtupped by a guy with numerous reviews may get their Schitt rolling lol

Yes, it seems that each city has its resident Jackass King o' the Johns. Some cities have a pack of them led by an alpha-slimeball. There are a couple in my town.

They make deals with agencies for discounts in exchange for favorable reviews. They try to influence some "indies" as to who they ought to see and who they ought to DNS. Often this is with ladies with whom they have a relationship that is "special": SO, mentor, pimp.

They create drama, attract LE attention, leak from the RO board and when they finally get their dick in a jam sing like a bird and set up their "friends" for sessions with the Doughnut Boyz.

Slimeballs. May they get leprosy of the dick.

DC area?...

LOL. None of the ladies I see has stink shit!

wouldn't want to get hurt.  i'll do the math myself next time.  jeez.  don't make me read your reviews, it will scar my psyche for life.

It reminds me of what Oscar Wilde said about cynics, that they know the price of everything and the value of nothing.*

*paraphrased as I'm in a hurry with no time to look it up.

When I can't afford it I see her anyways and make pretend I'm the US government.

They were mean to me. Sadistic, actually. Made me cry, even....

Admittedly, being known as a drunk who posts drunken nonsense half the time doesn't seem like the most brilliant idea when trying to get free pussy or a disconut.

Fortunately, I rely on my suave charm for that and don't need no board fame.

It happens rarely but I do get freebies every now and then.  Unless they found out some other way, most of those ladies do not know my TER handle though so it isn't because of any 'board fame'. I keep the two as separate as possible and for a good reason.

If I can't afford a gal's rate, I move on.  I have had gals who, after the fact, offered to grandfather me at a lower rate, but I didn't ask for it.  I prefer not to give out my board handle unless it's required, for obvious reasons.

AN OC California based TER wannabe site commonly called "HX" totes a "Network" rating system where both hobbyists and providers give numerical scores to various "character" questions.
Nice idea until you learn that unless those rating you are in the right administration and social cliques your aggregate outgoing average will be less than if you had the aforementioned "weighted" values on their side. (this"weighted" measure was explained by the admin himself in a blog)

 If you are cooz'n up to either the right guys or gals you can have four total network ratings over a two month tenure on the site and enjoy the coveted "5" outgoing "Network" rating.

 In contrast you can be there a year or more with thirty or more ratings (none scoring under a 4) and have a "3" outgoing "Network" rating.
 Also "Purchasing" from HX what is known as FX points (used to post ads and such) seems to accelerate ones "Network" rating in the community.

My two guesses for most flagrant , Nevada  and New Mexico .

Right On !!