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 Marketing Gimmicks and stalling the tricks
   
 As with all showbiz, you gotta pack them in and hook em some way. In the internet era it's done with fake bios on web pages. Some poor white trash type from rural Kentucky can be given an upscale background. She's blonde so say she is Russian. Say she grew up in America and went to fine schools. Let’s give her a Master's in bio-science. She plays volleyball but that's too mundane. Let's make her hobbies mountain climbing and bungee jumping. A nice upscale girl who loves sex so much she sucks the cocks of strangers old enough to be her father.    

And trust me, the laugh wasn't faked.

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...needs to just quit. Why the fuck anyone would pursue (and spend money on) something that makes them feel so bitter? Jesus....

and often laugh at the "chemistry" claim that many guys seek, post about and claim to have in P4P. "Chemistry is very important to me". If there is chemistry, why are you reaching into your wallet? "We have chemistry."  and she's seeking chemistry on her website along with a donation. Lol.

Hey, if you like boobs and ass an the girl has that you have chemistry. How much "chemistry" do you need to fuck a hot girl's brains out?

If they did, and it happened often. I'd probably stop fucking hookers as it wouldn't be fun anymore.

I only posted tricks that have been TRIED on me or others. It does not mean they were usually successful. If the girl is attractive I have learned to dive right in and not give them a chance to  pull the usual stunts. I too will no longer bother with girls who  want more than an hourly session to start with.

It consists mostly of chocolate syrup, chocolate pudding, olive oil, aloe lotions, ginseng tea, gogi berries, bananas, and of course, pineapple juice.

I think that the day of a "grocer" died back in the 1980's?  Maybe the 1970's?

OTC after party

if a certain somebody reappears here, I am going to hold you personally responsible.  

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By your post.  My rational side wants to commend you on a very comprehensive list. I have experienced a few, but not all of the ones you mention. However, my emotional side wants to say GFY and stop messing with my fantasies.  You're sucking the fun out of P4P with talk this this.

I got to say it feels more like work to me, sending emails, contacting references, checking verification sites, traveling to where ever the lady is staying, and that's no guarantee she will be there when you are, anything could happen and she has to cancel, I have to accept that, and that's the customer has to do.

Yeah, most of it may be negative for what is by and large a great joy in my life, but I will side with  OTM on the stalling.  It's obvious and by now I just don't put up with it anymore or act polite about it.  Aggravating that it even happens.

I read your post and not offended at all.  

Much harder (no pun intended) to spend the rest of the time trying to get a limp dick up than just screwing or blowing a hard and ready one. Amiright ladies?

Sucking my dick when I walk in the door is a gimmick?  Dang.  I thought that's what I was there for.

Ask him to wash his hands and while he is in the john, she turns the AC waaaaay down.  Fuck him on top of the covers and then once they are done and cools off, all he wants to do is put his clothes back on.

As much as I love this business, it is full of opportunities to be disappointed, frustrated, and disheartened - for both ladies and gents.  Yes, good screening is a huge help on both sides, but I've noticed there seems to be a critical mass of appointments where problems become inevitable.  

😂😂😂😂 right?

Mimi hit the nail on the head with jadedness.  I think you can apply this philosophy to all businesses and  dealings with other people.  I hit a critical point in my other business where I started saying all these people are (fill in negative word).  I am taking a break from it and hope to come back with more power and strength to handle the negative situations and keep seeking out the better ones.  There is the urge to retaliate, but I'm older and wiser and keep it in check.  Mimi, you're like what?? 22 and you have this wisdom?  I wish I could have been that enlightened.  It would have saved me from a lot of heartache.  Keep rockin', lady!

You are off by a few years in the age calculation!  Hence the zen wisdom....

Apples
Bananas
Carrots
Donuts  
Eggs
Fish
Grapes
Hamburgers
Ice cream
Jam
Kool-Aid  
Lemon
Mango
Nectarines
O.oh.ooooo my God I am about to cumm...your tongue is so good....
Pasta
Spaghetti
Tangerines  
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Every Newbie runs into a gimmick or two. The trick (pun intended) is to find the gals that don't gimmick you. I'd think an experienced "Monger" would step up from Backpage and learn to read between the lines of reviews and pics. If these keep happening to you, maybe it isn't the gals...

OTM is trying to be an "internet tough guy" I am sure Zen is so impressed and scared that you called him a "punk ass"  

I don't need to try to be an internet tough guy. Being tough and cool on the internet is your dream.  It's all you got.

and Zen a "punk ass"

Zen is the same guy that supports the anti-ter Twatter page. How "punk-ass" can you get? I'm glad you welcomed him to the "crew,." LMAO

I appreciate the private apology however if you knew it was wrong of you, why are you surprised others do as well? That's perplexing! As far as past my prime, to you,  obviously, to some others maybe, but to many, nope, lol.  

People book me for my BCD skillz AND the fact that I'm fun socially as well so I get booked for extended dates that include doing out of the room things like dinner, musicals, concerts etc. I don't twist anyone's arm, I put packages on my website and people book the dates. I have a 90 minute outcall for those who want a totally BCD romp, and a two hour minimum for incall because when I'm local I'm getting the room for that one person.

As always, you are one very classy lady.

You write as if all providers spend their days trying to rip off clients in a million myriad ways.  I hate to break it to you, but they spend a lot of time dealing with a lot of client behavior that ranges from overstaying their time slots to getting short paid to physical violence.  Even when they're not with clients, they're dealing with crap like what's in the link, and and that seems to be the tip of the iceberg sent to someone inured enough to be able to laugh about it:

Hey Rookie,

"After thinking of their grocery list for 20 minutes, they hyperventilate, hold their breath, frown and fake a screaming orgasm."