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Marketing Gimmicks and stalling the tricks
As with all showbiz, you gotta pack them in and hook em some way. In the internet era it's done with fake bios on web pages. Some poor white trash type from rural Kentucky can be given an upscale background. She's blonde so say she is Russian. Say she grew up in America and went to fine schools. Let’s give her a Master's in bio-science. She plays volleyball but that's too mundane. Let's make her hobbies mountain climbing and bungee jumping. A nice upscale girl who loves sex so much she sucks the cocks of strangers old enough to be her father.
The 90 minute to 2 hour minimum session: Many tricks honestly believe that hookers want to spend more time with them so they have “chemistry.” The trick is so stupid that he does not realize it’s easier to take care of one sap for two hours at 700 than have to do two guys. Maybe they make an extra 100 bucks seeing two guys but it’s twice the work.
The girl is 40 but let's list her age as 32. That lying about age!
The chew: Always start off with the blowjob. If you nail the guy early he may not get it up again. This is a common technique that works on a lot of tricks.
Stalls: Once the hooker has your money she is like a football team that is ahead by 28 points in the fourth quarter. On a 90 minute appointment many will try to keep you talking about your profession, hobbies and other things. If she is good at it she can chew 20-30 minutes off the clock.
If they get lucky they find a trick who believes in the phony moans of the hooker. The guy will spend 20-30 minutes on DATY and using his hands to get her off. These guys are called one man bands.
After thinking of their grocery list for 20 minutes, they hyperventilate, hold their breath, frown and fake a screaming orgasm. Most tricks think it's real since their face turns red.
The year round tanning trick: Tans can cover up a lot of skin problems and make a make a girl look thinner at least in the pictures
Another trick is the "lights down low" or "candlelight trick." The room is so dark that by the time your eyes adjust to the light you've already put the envelope down. Then when you finally get in bed and your eyes adjust to the dim lights/candlelight you are looking at a 42 year old who advertised herself as 32.
Cherry pick the reviews:
Demand real names no matter how many references the guy has. Another way of doing it is to demand the guy has 10 or more TER reviews or has to give personal info. Check his reviews to make sure he never points out that the girls are older or heavier than the pictures.
Feel free to add to the bag of hooker gimmicks.
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And trust me, the laugh wasn't faked.
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...needs to just quit. Why the fuck anyone would pursue (and spend money on) something that makes them feel so bitter? Jesus....
I got to say it feels more like work to me, sending emails, contacting references, checking verification sites, traveling to where ever the lady is staying, and that's no guarantee she will be there when you are, anything could happen and she has to cancel, I have to accept that, and that's the customer has to do.
There are easier ways.
and often laugh at the "chemistry" claim that many guys seek, post about and claim to have in P4P. "Chemistry is very important to me". If there is chemistry, why are you reaching into your wallet? "We have chemistry." and she's seeking chemistry on her website along with a donation. Lol.
Hey, if you like boobs and ass an the girl has that you have chemistry. How much "chemistry" do you need to fuck a hot girl's brains out?
If they did, and it happened often. I'd probably stop fucking hookers as it wouldn't be fun anymore.
Personally, I don't even read the bios, it's just so much blah blah blah to me. I only book one hour session, so the "90 minutes preferred" doesn't affect me. I rarely book 32 year old hookers because they are so often 40 and if she looks 40, I walk.
I don't mind starting with a blow job, I have no worries about popping early, it's one of the last things I worry about quite frankly. I rarely spend more than the first one or two minutes "chit chatting" although I will spend a few minutes to take a quick shower. If she starts talking too much, I simply stick something in her mouth, either my tongue or my dick, either one ensures the chit chat is over.
I take a pretty good look at the girl well before putting any cash down, those little "tricks" you talk about simply never happen to me. I don't review, so that's not an issue and I am "blackmail proof" so I could give a fuck about what she knows about me.
Sorry, you are having such a tough time getting your money's worth, have you ever considered golf as your new hobby?
I only posted tricks that have been TRIED on me or others. It does not mean they were usually successful. If the girl is attractive I have learned to dive right in and not give them a chance to pull the usual stunts. I too will no longer bother with girls who want more than an hourly session to start with.
if a certain somebody reappears here, I am going to hold you personally responsible.
Aside from that, I really can't argue with anything you just said. lol
It consists mostly of chocolate syrup, chocolate pudding, olive oil, aloe lotions, ginseng tea, gogi berries, bananas, and of course, pineapple juice.
My grocer has asked me not to wear tight pants in the store.
I think that the day of a "grocer" died back in the 1980's? Maybe the 1970's?
I'll bet you are watching the remake of "Battle of the Network Stars"?
OTC after party
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By your post. My rational side wants to commend you on a very comprehensive list. I have experienced a few, but not all of the ones you mention. However, my emotional side wants to say GFY and stop messing with my fantasies. You're sucking the fun out of P4P with talk this this.
By your post. My rational side wants to commend you on a very comprehensive list. I have experienced a few, but not all of the ones you mention. However, my emotional side wants to say GFY and stop messing with my fantasies. You're sucking the fun out of P4P with talk this this.
Some will pretend to have a disdain for what I say. Others will get angry. Others will say I'm right but stop telling people how the magicians perform their tricks.
P4P is simply using a girl's body for your own personal pleasure. If you ever frequented strip clubs or VIP rooms you probably don't want to know what was said about the customers when the girls went upstairs.
Kids who still believe in Santa and pro wrestling are probably happiest since ignorance is bliss.
People book me for my BCD skillz AND the fact that I'm fun socially as well so I get booked for extended dates that include doing out of the room things like dinner, musicals, concerts etc. I don't twist anyone's arm, I put packages on my website and people book the dates. I have a 90 minute outcall for those who want a totally BCD romp, and a two hour minimum for incall because when I'm local I'm getting the room for that one person.
Steph
Yeah, most of it may be negative for what is by and large a great joy in my life, but I will side with OTM on the stalling. It's obvious and by now I just don't put up with it anymore or act polite about it. Aggravating that it even happens.
I read your post and not offended at all.
While some is true of some providers, none is true of some as well. I think its only fair that you should at least admit that its not always all true.
I think its a little funny, yet at the same little stupid. If a provider obvious lied and you are not happy with what you see when you show up, then why not just walk away. I think any provider foolish enough to post photos that are not up to date and represent accurate what you will see when you arrive deserve what she gets. But you need take it to the full extent, post on the board in public your experience. The only way to stop providers from doing this is if there is a consequence.
If provider tries to stall or limit your fun by conversation, I think there is maybe two parts to that. As Gag says just proceed and start, and let the review show if she she really make an effort good or bad. Or if your reviews show that you like or want that chemistry, perhaps she is trying to give you what you want. You cannot make a fault when the provider is trying to do what she reads you say you want. If you say you want connection and chemistry, then expect her to try achieve that. If she says on her website she like to have that, then expect her to try. Neither of those should stop you from just ending the chit chat by progressing to the main meal.
Just my opinion, even yet I am on opposite team.
Much harder (no pun intended) to spend the rest of the time trying to get a limp dick up than just screwing or blowing a hard and ready one. Amiright ladies?
Plus, prolonging his first orgasm in a lot of cases is when you're least guaranteed of a second round. Bc their O is better.
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Much harder (no pun intended) to spend the rest of the time trying to get a limp dick up than just screwing or blowing a hard and ready one. Amiright ladies?
Plus, prolonging his first orgasm in a lot of cases is when you're least guaranteed of a second round. Bc their O is better.
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She would tell the poor sap that it really turned her on watching men Jack off. Most men would comply. So get him to talk, eat and jack off and she did almost no work!!
You gotta admire the resourcefulness of some hookers.
Sucking my dick when I walk in the door is a gimmick? Dang. I thought that's what I was there for.
Temptress, you are the devil -- free me from your evil charms.
😂😂😂😂 right?
Ask him to wash his hands and while he is in the john, she turns the AC waaaaay down. Fuck him on top of the covers and then once they are done and cools off, all he wants to do is put his clothes back on.
As much as I love this business, it is full of opportunities to be disappointed, frustrated, and disheartened - for both ladies and gents. Yes, good screening is a huge help on both sides, but I've noticed there seems to be a critical mass of appointments where problems become inevitable.
I think there is a human tendency, when there is a string of disappointments and frustrations, to start to lump those frustrating people into a "them" category that needs to be defended against. I know when I get to that point I have to make an actual effort to reset my attitude. I don't ever want to be bitter and angry like *cough* some folks.
So I think - at a certain critical mass - it is normal (if not inevitable) to go through periods of jaded-ness from time to time. The question is: what do you do then? I remind myself to look at and treat people as complex individuals - not a "them" I need to defend myself against. In my experience, people are generally pretty amazing, and I think - despite the naysayers when it comes to a "connection" - that there is something about the setting of a paid playdate that can allow for a unique kind of human nakedness that goes beyond the physical.
Oh - the other thing I do to combat my own jaded-ness is to be sure to keep my side of the street clean. Just because I get discouraged by other people's douchiness doesn't mean I "retaliate" with the same bad behaviors! Nope - I just keep on being the best me I can be....
xo - MM
Mimi hit the nail on the head with jadedness. I think you can apply this philosophy to all businesses and dealings with other people. I hit a critical point in my other business where I started saying all these people are (fill in negative word). I am taking a break from it and hope to come back with more power and strength to handle the negative situations and keep seeking out the better ones. There is the urge to retaliate, but I'm older and wiser and keep it in check. Mimi, you're like what?? 22 and you have this wisdom? I wish I could have been that enlightened. It would have saved me from a lot of heartache. Keep rockin', lady!
You are off by a few years in the age calculation! Hence the zen wisdom....
Best of luck with your other venture! xoxo - MM
Apples
Bananas
Carrots
Donuts
Eggs
Fish
Grapes
Hamburgers
Ice cream
Jam
Kool-Aid
Lemon
Mango
Nectarines
O.oh.ooooo my God I am about to cumm...your tongue is so good....
Pasta
Spaghetti
Tangerines
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Every Newbie runs into a gimmick or two. The trick (pun intended) is to find the gals that don't gimmick you. I'd think an experienced "Monger" would step up from Backpage and learn to read between the lines of reviews and pics. If these keep happening to you, maybe it isn't the gals...
Every Newbie runs into a gimmick or two. The trick (pun intended) is to find the gals that don't gimmick you. I'd think an experienced "Monger" would step up from Backpage and learn to read between the lines of reviews and pics. If these keep happening to you, maybe it isn't the gals...
OTM is trying to be an "internet tough guy" I am sure Zen is so impressed and scared that you called him a "punk ass"
Now let me ask you a question, Are you a punk ass bitch? or a bitch ass punk? Enquiring minds want to know. ROFLMFAO
I don't need to try to be an internet tough guy. Being tough and cool on the internet is your dream. It's all you got.
and Zen a "punk ass"
You keep telling yourself that, I am sure there is someone out there dumb enough to believe you.
Zen is the same guy that supports the anti-ter Twatter page. How "punk-ass" can you get? I'm glad you welcomed him to the "crew,." LMAO
Did I get mad and call some past prime old lady a "fucking whore?" lol I'm terribly sorry if I upset another one of your "crew members." I thought you didn't like the old ladies.
Thanks or providing my Friday morning laugh. This may be the funniest thread of the week.
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I appreciate the private apology however if you knew it was wrong of you, why are you surprised others do as well? That's perplexing! As far as past my prime, to you, obviously, to some others maybe, but to many, nope, lol.
Have a lovely weekend.
Steph
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As always, you are one very classy lady.
You write as if all providers spend their days trying to rip off clients in a million myriad ways. I hate to break it to you, but they spend a lot of time dealing with a lot of client behavior that ranges from overstaying their time slots to getting short paid to physical violence. Even when they're not with clients, they're dealing with crap like what's in the link, and and that seems to be the tip of the iceberg sent to someone inured enough to be able to laugh about it:
You also try to come off sounding like the wisest man in the world, and when someone challenges you, you talk tough, but 100% of the issues here are things a man can take care of.
You walk in the door and the blond 21 year old leggy astrophysicist turns out to be a graying out of shape cashier and grandmother? Walk out.
Don't want to come from a blow job when you walk in the door? Ask her to stop and come up with a plan for the two of you.
Want to get down to business and stop chatting? (First you don't want sex, now you do - so hard to please!) Make a move.
Don't like faked orgasms? Stop using your tongue like a scrub brush and your unmanicured fingers like high torque pistons and ask her what gets her off. (And she's not a robot who can come on command.)
Don't like providers with skin problems? Be thankful she has the courtesy to keep tan so they're not noticeable, or ask your local dermatologist who he sees.
Lights down low when you walk in? Turn them up, and if you feel you've been deceived, walk out.
As for guys who like to talk or go down on a provider for a long time, I'll ask again, why is that a problem to you? If two people are having paid consensual time together, that's good for getting sex work closer to the mainstream. The saps in this world are the ones who don't enjoy this, not the ones who do.
Hey Rookie,
Only buttsuckers and dumb broads care about your pretensious posts.
"After thinking of their grocery list for 20 minutes, they hyperventilate, hold their breath, frown and fake a screaming orgasm."
I cried at this, some of yall are boring, I'm most definitely figuring out what i need in my fridge.