screwdriver

LLAP,
Swim

with "hole punch."

Oh No!

"Screw Drill Bit"....
I'm not sure if any Male wants to be called  
a "Bit"!?  

Jack Hammer would be a good TER handle for someone, too.

even the basic ones: nail, screw, hammer...hmm I wonder why?  
lick lick

if it's not tools it's animals. Is it in English or all languages are the same?

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Thought that should clean your tools when you done with them. I personally don't allies follow that rule. Lost floor nailer. My Snake Rust out faster. But with HF poor quality maybe not worth cleaning. For example a 100 pack of brushes from HF is like 5.00 a can of paint thinner is $14.99. when do oil base touch up I toss the brush.

Nipple wrench

With a sophomoric mindset, most tools can be construed 'dirty'.

Hammer, socket, ratchet, impact gun, etc.

Let's not forget about automotive chemicals; Seafoam, PBSolvent, and Loctite to start.  

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vice grips

box wrench

This would be a much shorter thread if it was "Name a tool that you perverts can NOT twist into having some sort sexual interpretation."
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Sand paper - the feeling you get from the stubble a few days AFTER she's shaved and waxed

Guess this is a verb and a noun.