Cherry Picker

screwdriver

with "hole punch."

"Screw Drill Bit"....
I'm not sure if any Male wants to be called  
a "Bit"!?  

Jack Hammer would be a good TER handle for someone, too.

even the basic ones: nail, screw, hammer...hmm I wonder why?  
lick lick

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Thought that should clean your tools when you done with them. I personally don't allies follow that rule. Lost floor nailer. My Snake Rust out faster. But with HF poor quality maybe not worth cleaning. For example a 100 pack of brushes from HF is like 5.00 a can of paint thinner is $14.99. when do oil base touch up I toss the brush.

you have a date with Mr. Hammer, I'll know its not the private detective, Mike.

The most common caulk used is white too!

Plumbers must have all been thinking dirty when naming their tools, parts or duties, or did society take them all from them?:
Ballcock
Lube and O-rings
Male and Female fittings
Nipples
Reaming
Sweating Pipe  
Laying Pipe
Tailpiece
Screw Hole  
Tapping
I think I am even missing a lot of them

Nipple wrench

With a sophomoric mindset, most tools can be construed 'dirty'.

vice grips

This would be a much shorter thread if it was "Name a tool that you perverts can NOT twist into having some sort sexual interpretation."
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Sand paper - the feeling you get from the stubble a few days AFTER she's shaved and waxed

One time I was bloviating over the joys an an untrimmed pussy while noting that a recently shaved pussy can also be a thing of beauty as long as no stubble existed, thus bring about some weirdo who claimed that the sandpaper feel turned him on.

A Weed-Wacker

Euphemism, but dad was just trying to tell you to wipe your dick on the bedspread or drapes before you leave the incall.  

Guess this is a verb and a noun.

Some similar things in engineering - the ones that always stand out to me are nipples and flange. Flange cracks me up every time - it’s an involuntary reaction now! 🤷🏻‍♀️