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impposter 49 Reviews 1524 reads
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See: http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-12/services-menu-807275?frmSearch=1#807275
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I regret that I didn't include a link because I can't remember that Provider's name. She was young, pretty, and was very attractive for many reasons. Among her offerings was "Housecleaning" which, it appears is a sexual (or sexualized) fetish. Apparently, it is not always "sexy maid" or "naked maid" cleaning, but actual cleaning.  
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Get hold of some Personal Protective Equipment PPE and offer to come on over and do some anti-viral cleaning at your regular rates, not regular cleaning service rates. Or "CV Housecleaning Special: The panties come off but the N95 respirator stays on.  I'll clean your pipes, too, but the gloves stay on."  
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If comfortable, you can throw in extras for additional fees.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 76 reads
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already, you should become a creative director at an ad agency.  You could put together a team of near-crazies to come up with campaigns like this.  Some of them would probably work.   Lol

mrfisher 115 Reviews 76 reads
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to offer grooming (not the pubes, but the top of the big head).

I was just reading how people are going around looking like a lost punker from the 1970s because they can not get a hair cut and decided to try and manage it themselves with horrific results.

A few gals I have known over the years had a knack for coiffing, and some even studied  and worked at it.

It could be a real deal maker right now.

One potential problem:   What do you say when someone asks you where you got your hair done?

inicky46 61 Reviews 98 reads
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In order to maintain "social distancing?" There are several women we know in common and their arms are far too short. Maybe you know a few with more simian proportions? I dunno, maybe if you put some lingerie on her..........nah.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 62 reads
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Good luck getting her to hold still while you shave her pussy.  

WICardinalfan 59 reads
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Hmm, perhaps a Bewitched one.  You know.....ad agency.....Daren.

Could have fun with that one.

impposter 49 Reviews 86 reads
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And it looks like she's ready and excited to see you.

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: Lingerie might help, but . . . .
Good luck getting her to hold still while you shave her pussy.  


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CENZO1 162 Reviews 78 reads
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And just think, you wouldn’t have to look at her face.

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