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So one for Nay...hmm, this will be hard, it's my first year doing this EOM
Cosette 924 reads
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On a lighter note....escorting while having ashes...yay or nay? EOM


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inicky46 61 Reviews 710 reads
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Huh? What does "having ashes mean?" Like Ash Wednesday ashes?

I would not like that.  Seeing that ash "X" whilst you're blowing me? The opposite of sex.  Sorry.

Cosette 544 reads
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So one for Nay...hmm, this will be hard, it's my first year doing this EOM


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nnmiamo 19 Reviews 536 reads
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Only if she wears a nun costume eom


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Dr Who revived 677 reads
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Is this a BDSM thing?

Like dropping ashes from a cigarette on you?

I'm in for that!

But if it's ashes from church...sorry, not a kink of mine.

89Springer 552 reads
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Why not just wear a plastic Jesus on your head? eom


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silvertongue1 14 Reviews 586 reads
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here is a yes.

What is the big deal. Maybe some alter boy fantasies out there!

MasterZen 34 Reviews 486 reads
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If I said "Hell Yes" would that be inappropriate?..

I believe the abstinence aspect of the Lenten season refers to abstinence from meat. So do not swallow meat?  

The ole in-an-out sex seems like it is still a "go", though!  

I'm guessing the entire western Christian world does not give up sex for lent. Or there would be no December babies.  

Just don't lick anyone's forehead during said sex.  

And hell, if I'm wrong, isn't Lent also the season of repentance and forgiveness?

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 461 reads
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I think you're thinking of the borrowed time of the year. Not Lent.

Only if they swallow.

Blowing Chunks 821 reads
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10 / 34
you clueless fucking fucker!

They're are talking about eating ashes for dinner.  It's a special diet... DUH!   :D

bull64 11 Reviews 553 reads
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11 / 34
Can we have dinner with my very catholic mother?

I'm sure this will soften the blow of my hobby activities.

-- Modified on 3/5/2014 1:22:05 AM

Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 432 reads
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12 / 34
I have an appointment on Ash Wednesday...

Somehow, I doubt the Big Guy will blast me with a lightning strike.  And, yes, I am a Catholic, at least nominally...but I won't be getting ashes today.  Just too messy..

HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 637 reads
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I've had people show up to appointments wearing necklaces with a cross or a star of David.

Not to mention necklaces sporting Buddhist or Hindu iconography, Celtic pagan symbols, or Native American medicine pouches etc. Religious themed tattoos are very common and I've also seen clients who were sporting the occasional yarmulke, Muslim head covering, African tribal jewelry, forehead ashes, or red string around their wrist.

Sessions happen between two or more multifaceted, living, breathing complex human beings, not a wallet with legs and a plastic blow-up doll. When people want to take some huge, grievous offence at the slightest indication of religious affiliation, it really speaks to THEIR level immaturity and intolerance, far more than it does to that of the observant person!

HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 644 reads
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Can poviders now start demanding that their Jewish clients remove their kippah on High Holy Days?

I'm not into that whole "Jewish guilt" kink.

I'm sorry. What was I thinking... THAT would be "anti-Semetic!"

Eye roll.

Sigh.
But if it's ashes from church...sorry, not a kink of mine.[/Quote]

Fridays117 27 Reviews 624 reads
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It would be like getting blown by Madonna!

Y'know, like from that video...  Um.. Am I showing my age here?

FatElvis 23 Reviews 603 reads
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Absolutely (e)


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 552 reads
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It sounds like good kinky fun to me....

Being an ultra reform Jew, I have a certain affinity for interactions of a religious nature, especially with Catholic gals.

One gal in particular stands out.  She wore a large silver crucifix around her neck and loved to do cow-girl.  She would thrust forward and back on top of me while her crucifix banged into my forehead repeatedly.  I think we both got off on it and a SM sort of way.

Often we try to drive a wedge between sex and religion but in truth they go together like soup and salad and in the good old days (ca. 1000 BCE), they were almost one and the same.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 480 reads
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Here's a particularly appropriate song and video for today....

One of the best rock videos ever made.

Related Link: David Bowie's Ashes to Ashes

Cosette 605 reads
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Sure, I'll make a case for being Gomer and you Hosea.

For those who don't know, Gomer was a prostitute, she was chosen by Hosea for marriage when god told him to choose a whore for a wife.

hbyist+truth=;( 589 reads
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I don't care what cult someone belongs to

As long as they keep their mouth shut about it. Not everyone wants to hear the babbling and dogma associated with it.  Pay your money and do your thing and leave, not difficult.

Dr Who revived 713 reads
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Why would that be anti-Semetic?

Oh no my dear...you apparently haven't really known an anti-Semite.

Some jews are the biggest anti-Semites  ;)
Posted By: HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil
I'm not into that whole "Jewish guilt" kink.  
   
 I'm sorry. What was I thinking... THAT would be "anti-Semetic!"  
   
 Eye roll.  
   
 Sigh.  
   
But if it's ashes from church...sorry, not a kink of mine.[/Quote]

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 634 reads
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Great! Now I want to change my handle to Plastic Jesus.. :D e


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 470 reads
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Why is it?? When you ask a Jew where they are from..

They say. "I'm Jewish."
What the fuck?
I didn't ask about your fucking Yamaha or your candelabra.
I asked what country you are from.
Can someone explain that to me? :D

Cosette 590 reads
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Jews ride motorcycles? EOM


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 619 reads
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I guess so. Yamaha is the cheapest kind. Right? E


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scoed 8 Reviews 659 reads
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Do what you feel is right.

I would still see you. Your relationship with your God should trump what some random guys thinks. Listen you your core. It is you who has to make peace with your maker.

inicky46 61 Reviews 416 reads
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I don't take offense at it at all.

I just don't find a black, ashy "X" in the middle of a gal's forehead sexy.

inicky46 61 Reviews 534 reads
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Never happened to me, son.

I'm Jewish and if you ask me where I'm from I say, "New York."
PS: Your Mom's Jewish, too.  And you know what that means.
PPS: Don't worry, as I am the self-declared World's Worst Jew.  No Bris, no Bar Mitzvah, don't practice the religion.  And I used to drive motorcycles.

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 381 reads
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So. I'm an honorary Jew? Awesome! e


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Cosette 118 reads
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I think I could sell it as a zombie fetish...so let's go with double, extra bites free. EOM


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Cosette 457 reads
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Dudeeeee, it's not an X, it's a cross, but the sweat turns it into an X. EOM


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89Springer 531 reads
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Re: Great! Now I want to change my handle to Plastic Jesus.. :D e


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Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNtftzGqrmY

inicky46 61 Reviews 435 reads
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It's more than honorary, son.

Your yarmulke is under your pillow.  In case of an emergency, it can be used as a flotation device.  L'Chaim!

HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 596 reads
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Yeah, but what if a certain retired gorgeous and brilliant Indian lady had worn a bindi?

I hardly think you would have kicked her out of bed for eating crackers... or papadum for that matter! Lol.

Just saying.
Related Link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindi_(decoration)

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