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Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 431 reads
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Somehow, I doubt the Big Guy will blast me with a lightning strike.  And, yes, I am a Catholic, at least nominally...but I won't be getting ashes today.  Just too messy..

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inicky46709 reads

I would not like that.  Seeing that ash "X" whilst you're blowing me? The opposite of sex.  Sorry.

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Blowing Chunks821 reads

They're are talking about eating ashes for dinner.  It's a special diet... DUH!   :D

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Dr Who revived676 reads

Like dropping ashes from a cigarette on you?

I'm in for that!

But if it's ashes from church...sorry, not a kink of mine.

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil644 reads

I'm not into that whole "Jewish guilt" kink.

I'm sorry. What was I thinking... THAT would be "anti-Semetic!"

Eye roll.

Sigh.

But if it's ashes from church...sorry, not a kink of mine.[/Quote]

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Dr Who revived713 reads

Oh no my dear...you apparently haven't really known an anti-Semite.

Some jews are the biggest anti-Semites  ;)

Posted By: HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil
I'm not into that whole "Jewish guilt" kink.  
   
 I'm sorry. What was I thinking... THAT would be "anti-Semetic!"  
   
 Eye roll.  
   
 Sigh.  
   
But if it's ashes from church...sorry, not a kink of mine.[/Quote]

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TheHoundOfCullin470 reads

They say. "I'm Jewish."
What the fuck?
I didn't ask about your fucking Yamaha or your candelabra.
I asked what country you are from.
Can someone explain that to me? :D

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inicky46534 reads

I'm Jewish and if you ask me where I'm from I say, "New York."
PS: Your Mom's Jewish, too.  And you know what that means.
PPS: Don't worry, as I am the self-declared World's Worst Jew.  No Bris, no Bar Mitzvah, don't practice the religion.  And I used to drive motorcycles.

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inicky46434 reads

Your yarmulke is under your pillow.  In case of an emergency, it can be used as a flotation device.  L'Chaim!

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silvertongue1585 reads

What is the big deal. Maybe some alter boy fantasies out there!

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MasterZen486 reads

I believe the abstinence aspect of the Lenten season refers to abstinence from meat. So do not swallow meat?  

The ole in-an-out sex seems like it is still a "go", though!  

I'm guessing the entire western Christian world does not give up sex for lent. Or there would be no December babies.  

Just don't lick anyone's forehead during said sex.  

And hell, if I'm wrong, isn't Lent also the season of repentance and forgiveness?

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WickedBrut461 reads

Only if they swallow.

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bull64552 reads

I'm sure this will soften the blow of my hobby activities.

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Cosette605 reads

For those who don't know, Gomer was a prostitute, she was chosen by Hosea for marriage when god told him to choose a whore for a wife.

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Crazy Diamond432 reads

Somehow, I doubt the Big Guy will blast me with a lightning strike.  And, yes, I am a Catholic, at least nominally...but I won't be getting ashes today.  Just too messy..

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil637 reads

Not to mention necklaces sporting Buddhist or Hindu iconography, Celtic pagan symbols, or Native American medicine pouches etc. Religious themed tattoos are very common and I've also seen clients who were sporting the occasional yarmulke, Muslim head covering, African tribal jewelry, forehead ashes, or red string around their wrist.

Sessions happen between two or more multifaceted, living, breathing complex human beings, not a wallet with legs and a plastic blow-up doll. When people want to take some huge, grievous offence at the slightest indication of religious affiliation, it really speaks to THEIR level immaturity and intolerance, far more than it does to that of the observant person!

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hbyist+truth=;(589 reads

As long as they keep their mouth shut about it. Not everyone wants to hear the babbling and dogma associated with it.  Pay your money and do your thing and leave, not difficult.

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inicky46415 reads

I just don't find a black, ashy "X" in the middle of a gal's forehead sexy.

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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil596 reads

I hardly think you would have kicked her out of bed for eating crackers... or papadum for that matter! Lol.

Just saying.

Related Link: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindi_(decoration)

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Fridays117623 reads

Y'know, like from that video...  Um.. Am I showing my age here?

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mrfisher552 reads

Being an ultra reform Jew, I have a certain affinity for interactions of a religious nature, especially with Catholic gals.

One gal in particular stands out.  She wore a large silver crucifix around her neck and loved to do cow-girl.  She would thrust forward and back on top of me while her crucifix banged into my forehead repeatedly.  I think we both got off on it and a SM sort of way.

Often we try to drive a wedge between sex and religion but in truth they go together like soup and salad and in the good old days (ca. 1000 BCE), they were almost one and the same.

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mrfisher479 reads

One of the best rock videos ever made.

Related Link: David Bowie's Ashes to Ashes

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scoed659 reads

I would still see you. Your relationship with your God should trump what some random guys thinks. Listen you your core. It is you who has to make peace with your maker.

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