Doesn't have to be one of your own, but had to share this gem.  In college, my friends were at some frat parties for Halloween.  One of the guys dressed up as a gorilla.  Well he met himself a lady and took her back to their frat house.  She tried to unzip his gorilla outfit, but the zipper was stuck, so he ripped a hole in the crotch and started banging this girl on the couch in the frat house.  My friend walks in drunk to a gorilla fucking a naked girl.  I think the girl sobered up and realized she was getting donkeys kong lol.  Embarrassed she ran out naked out of the frat house.  To this day, probably the funniest true story I've heard.  

inebriated co-eds really doesn't strike me as funny, be the perp in a gorilla suit or not.

Yeah, no I don't think so.

In a moment of clarity she ran out of the house naked tell you she did not have the legal capacity to consent at that moment?

Two drunk people having sex doesn't amount to rape given neither are in a position to make a rational decision -- both are impaired and both made the conscious decision to drink (though probably not to get so drunk).

If alcohol deprives both parties of the legal capacity for rational thought, then the man cannot be held responsible either.

This will probably not go down in the annals of laugh out loud sex stories but I once hosted a lady many years ago in Dallas who as she approached my hotel door I was standing outside nearby kind of hanging over the railing looking into the courtyard.  I had watched her walk in and take the elevator to my floor.  I knew this was my date.  She approached my door hesitantly as I think my presence made her feel uncomfortable.  She knocked at the door and I turned around and said to her "some guys have all the luck" and then proceeded to put my room key in the door and let her in.  Inside she immediately slugged me and then fell into a tight embrace and we kissed deeply and proceeded to have one of my first 10/10 experiences.

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Rape is rape! Whether drunk or not.  

Drunk or not... it is not funny!

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It sounds like rape given the lady sounded to drunk to give consent. Not funny in the least. The guy should be locked up, and I do mean to scold.

Excellent analogy!     Thank you.

From what I know it was a mutual thing, this wasn't my story.  Not condoning rape, nor did think it sounded like some messed up story.  Apologies that people thought this was something other than a funny situation, guess I got the wrong crowd, I'll see myself out then.

I don't know if it was the funniest story I have ever heard, but I guess they missed the part about her trying to "unzip the Gorilla suit" That sure sounds like "consent" to me. and if any one here doesn't like it, well fuck em.

Thanks GaGambler.  Was just trying to get a funny story thread going, works been boring as shit lately and these forums are entertaining sometimes.  Glad to see someone read the post thoroughly.

Thank you for that perfectly put post

Bad analogy.  Sex is not inherently evil so people do it all the time (well, you might not.)  Murder is generally considered poor sportsmanship even while not drunk.

How anybody could read lack of consent into that story is beyond me.  Adults drink and fuck.  How can you possibly know when one of them has drunk to much they are beyond granting consent?
It's judgmental bullshit.
People need to use their own common sense and not blame others.

Even in a crime as heinous as murder the state of mind of the perpetrator is considered.  Thus we have first and second degree murder as well as voluntary and involuntary manslaughter (often called third and fourth degree murder.)  

This is how screwy we are on the subject of rape. What is rape? Forcible intercourse (or "sexual contact," or whatever) against someone's will. Just like murder, it requires intent. Drunkenness is normally not enough to convince people you couldn't form intent, in cases of murder and rape alike.  

No. But even if she didn't, for it to be rape the man has to have the ability to form consent, too. More than that, he has to have mens rea, or "guilty mind." He has to know she isn't consenting.  

and what the OP described didn't sound the least bit like rape, it sounded more like an embarrassed college girl caught fucking a guy in a gorilla suit in a frat house.

If one is sober enough to have sex, then they are sober enough to determine if it is consensual.