I always have my red light bulbs (no candles because I'm a klutz and would rather not burn down a Hilton), champagne and boner jams, but I'm curious what other little things are nice to see?

I know I would appreciate that     BTW...she's not on TER but nevertheless...it would work for me!

But I'm not gonna lie, that's a hot outfit.

The outfit is hot...the gal is just as hot.

Is it spread on boner toast?

Condoms that fit

It's a mood breaker when the condom continues to slip off.

Well sure, but she probably wouldn't fit in my hooker pack.  

Even if you are not into them or the guy is not into them.

Although boner toast is now on my list.

Never heard of The Urban Dictionary?
"boner jam
an exceptional scene culled from a pornographic film; the penultimate segment of a pornographic work  

This would add to the ambience nicely as well

I typically have candles burning, but champagne is a great idea.

Who said anything about soft music? That Sade shit makes my labia shrivel.  

Posted By: Ridgetucky

Even if you are not into them or the guy is not into them.  
   
 Something about having sex toys in the room that increases my sex drive.    
   
 I've never really used them.  But when I see them and I know I am 'bout to have sex it pushes me over the top.  
   
 I really HATE candles and soft music.  WTF is that about.  
   
 I know females R into that but the session is supposed to be about the guy.    
   
 Or if not you could pay me $400 and I will supply the music and candles

Mouthwash, cups for mouthwash, enough hand towels, regular towels, a non girly smelling shower gel,  sparkling and still bottles of water, varied wine bottles in my wine refrigerator,  Soothing music (Sade, chill music from Pandora), massage oil, if you prefer no candles I burn a nice smelling oil, and I also have gum for the road just in case...

But I think this is actually Tobi's source:  

And I know we can fit her in there...I guarantee it  LOL

soft lighting...  not sure about red bulbs though...  I do fine with jar candles & often take them.  ALWAYS put them on a fireproof surface like a saucer or metal coaster of appropriate size.  (When the candle burns down, the glass can get hot!)  Or flameless imitation candles are now available.

But I've been know to help a gal bend into some very difficult positions.

For you !!! So I can watch Nats game after sex...

Damn, you just took me back down the line into the 1970's.  

The Serpentine Wall is still here! You just gotta watch out for hypodermic needles scattered about.  

Posted By: Ridgetucky

Damn, you just took me back down the line into the 1970's.    
   
 This is way before your time  
   
 Graeters, King Kwik, Uncle Al, The Serpentine Wall.  
   
 Damn, I just got all teary eyed over my Cincy childhood.  
   
 Oh, BTW Skyline does have a vegetarian option.    
   
 In Cleveland there are only like 2 Skylines so I don't get there often.  But I am pretty sure I saw that last time I was there.  
   
 When you coming back to Cleveland?  
   
 RT  
   
 

moved away, kept a small crock pot type device on the bed table to keep wash clothes warm and moist.  A very nice touch for cleaning Mr. Happy after each round.

.a bottle of water for the road. I thought that was a nice touch. I also had one ask me to spend the night with her after we went drinkin/dancin. Too much? Lol

a warm & cozy room.. In the winter  of course..

Did you just say, what you'd like to see at a hookers incall, is a book titled...  

Sorry RT. Couldn't resist

In order to be a great host. You must be able to think quick...
Shoot from the hip.
It's over my head.. You amazing women..
I can say I know how to please a customer though.

Offering me some water is a nice touch. I really could care less about candles, red lights, music, beverages other than water or snacks.

the warm towel is a nice touch. Don't need her to wipe me down.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/267356/i-just-read-a-bookfor-nothing

Only, that instead of ringing a doorbell...

I didn't have nothing to do with being French.  

But out of all the trolls, RT is my favorite. Some of his stuff actually make me laugh (I mean at the post, vs. just at him )Plus, seems like all the others are gone. (udolt, fidiot, assclad, dungy...)

There is something about showing up, going into a shower, and finding BAR SOAP that smacks of something unsanitary. Shower gel or at least soft soap, liquid soap is my preference.

You'd be surprised!

But yes, for a quality provider that should go without saying. My point was I don't need or desire anything beyond the basics. Everything else is frills and I don't need frills.

one of those MedAlert thingies.

How about some air fresheners and nice music? That always seems to enhance the romantic setting for gfe. Also how about some nice conversational pieces, as well as some fine art. That is a good place to start.

Provider-induced fires in hotel rooms make for great stories. I agree about keeping the candles out of the picture after a rather "hair-owwing" experience I once had. Don't ask...

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Thought it would never happen but lookie here!

The rest of the story.

and then you start in with the weird BDSM shit. She's a hot babe, can't we just fuck her normally instead of tying her up and gagging her? What's wrong with you man? LOL.

I wouldn't have thought I would care but it was pretty nice and definitely added to the experience.

Trust me on this PS, you don't want the details. Besides, I'm not hijacking Tobi's thread for my own funny story.

Candles or the battery fake kind are good. I like them but don't have to have them. You're red light bulbs sound interesting.

DD got one and mentioned it in a thread.

Like Jodeci. Something relaxing. Nice that you make the effort to change the hotel sterilization.

offer 'incall' the way 'I' want and envision (not in a hotel), it would be insanely awesome..(cough...I**n lol). But I can't. So I'll leave it with this...I am a 'detail' kinda gal (in case it isn't obvious). And who knows what the 'future' holds. For you gals who are able to offer 'true' incall, kudos to you.

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One gal always has a platter of grapes, nuts, and chocolates for me.

I had a K gal who would cook a banquet for me often.  That is a bit much, but boy did she know how to get to a man's heart.

One gal put out of whole spread of Jew-heaven food for me:  lox, herring, cream cheese, etc.  (That was Miki the MILF, may she rest in peace.)

Nothing complements good sex quite as much as a fine nosh afterwards.

As much as I wanna make you guys happy, I am not lugging a fucking sculpture into a hotel.  

A clean room, clean bed, clean shower -soap, and clean towels.
Clean glasses for water/wine or drinks
Chair/clothes rack or hanger for clothes.
Appropriate room temperature
Music yes but NO TV on when I arrive

any other music is neutral to very negative for me, depending on what.

warm enough to be naked in winter...  AC down to comfortable temp in summer.

The small crockpot next to the bed with warm towels is the best thing.    
Gatorade or cold bottled water.
Depending on the time of day and duration, I'll bring a bottle of Champagne or two.
Relaxing music.  Don't get me wrong, I love Motorhead, Foo Fighters, Metallica, etc., but there's a time and place for everything.  I mix serious boner jams.  
Multiple towels, just in case things get a bit out of control.  
Dixie cups with travel bottle sized mouthwash available.  
Sealed new inexpensive toothbrush and travel tooth paste

He's like the imposter/chameleon now.

While you watch, we achieve...in ter. Tard. Lol.

If not, I might suggest sneaking into the Art Institute of Chicago and fukking there. They rent space. Lol