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the warm towel is a nice touch. Don't need her to wipe me down.

I usually bring a beverage or two for us both, but a snack.. fruit, cheese & crackers, chocolates to pair with it; that's appreciated.  

I always book 2+, and there is always some warmup and some downtime. Sharing food and drink is the oldest method in the "welcome" and relaxation handbook IMO

I always have my red light bulbs (no candles because I'm a klutz and would rather not burn down a Hilton), champagne and boner jams, but I'm curious what other little things are nice to see?

Ladies, feel free to chime in as well!

I know I would appreciate that  ;)   BTW...she's not on TER but nevertheless...it would work for me!

The outfit is hot...the gal is just as hot.

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
But I'm not gonna lie, that's a hot outfit.

This would add to the ambience nicely as well

Well sure, but she probably wouldn't fit in my hooker pack.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA
The outfit is hot...the gal is just as hot.  
   
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
But I'm not gonna lie, that's a hot outfit.

And I know we can fit her in there...I guarantee it  LOL

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Well sure, but she probably wouldn't fit in my hooker pack.  
   
Posted By: ChgoCPA
The outfit is hot...the gal is just as hot.  
     
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
But I'm not gonna lie, that's a hot outfit.

Posted By: ChgoCPA
And I know we can fit her in there...I guarantee it  LOL  
   
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Well sure, but she probably wouldn't fit in my hooker pack.    
     
Posted By: ChgoCPA
The outfit is hot...the gal is just as hot.    
       
   
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
But I'm not gonna lie, that's a hot outfit.

But I've been know to help a gal bend into some very difficult positions.

I'll bet between the two of us we'll get the job done  ;)

and then you start in with the weird BDSM shit. She's a hot babe, can't we just fuck her normally instead of tying her up and gagging her? What's wrong with you man? LOL.

Sometimes you just freak me out CPA. Why the hell does LR like you again? Remind me, lol.

Thought it would never happen but lookie here!

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Is it spread on boner toast?

I suggest a selection of flavors then. Lol.

Seriously, I personally don't mind good music.  

If the mood strikes, toys, spare costumes, and massage stuff, i guess

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Never heard of The Urban Dictionary?
"boner jam
an exceptional scene culled from a pornographic film; the penultimate segment of a pornographic work  

popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".

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But I think this is actually Tobi's source:  

"When a beat fukks your eardrums, it's a boner jam."

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I typically have candles burning, but champagne is a great idea.

Even if you are not into them or the guy is not into them.

Something about having sex toys in the room that increases my sex drive.  

I've never really used them.  But when I see them and I know I am 'bout to have sex it pushes me over the top.

I really HATE candles and soft music.  WTF is that about.

I know females R into that but the session is supposed to be about the guy.  

Or if not you could pay me $400 and I will supply the music and candles:)

Who said anything about soft music? That Sade shit makes my labia shrivel.  

Posted By: Ridgetucky
Even if you are not into them or the guy is not into them.  
   
 Something about having sex toys in the room that increases my sex drive.    
   
 I've never really used them.  But when I see them and I know I am 'bout to have sex it pushes me over the top.  
   
 I really HATE candles and soft music.  WTF is that about.  
   
 I know females R into that but the session is supposed to be about the guy.    
   
 Or if not you could pay me $400 and I will supply the music and candles:)

Damn, you just took me back down the line into the 1970's.  

This is way before your time:)

Graeters, King Kwik, Uncle Al, The Serpentine Wall.

Damn, I just got all teary eyed over my Cincy childhood.

Oh, BTW Skyline does have a vegetarian option.  

In Cleveland there are only like 2 Skylines so I don't get there often.  But I am pretty sure I saw that last time I was there.

When you coming back to Cleveland?

R

The Serpentine Wall is still here! You just gotta watch out for hypodermic needles scattered about.  

I'll come back to CLE eventually. I just don't like the way it smells.  

Posted By: Ridgetucky
Damn, you just took me back down the line into the 1970's.    
   
 This is way before your time:)  
   
 Graeters, King Kwik, Uncle Al, The Serpentine Wall.  
   
 Damn, I just got all teary eyed over my Cincy childhood.  
   
 Oh, BTW Skyline does have a vegetarian option.    
   
 In Cleveland there are only like 2 Skylines so I don't get there often.  But I am pretty sure I saw that last time I was there.  
   
 When you coming back to Cleveland?  
   
 RT  
   
 

But out of all the trolls, RT is my favorite. Some of his stuff actually make me laugh (I mean at the post, vs. just at him :))Plus, seems like all the others are gone. (udolt, fidiot, assclad, dungy...)

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He's like the imposter/chameleon now.

Posted By: perfectstorm
Sorry RT. Couldn't resist:)
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Mouthwash, cups for mouthwash, enough hand towels, regular towels, a non girly smelling shower gel,  sparkling and still bottles of water, varied wine bottles in my wine refrigerator,  Soothing music (Sade, chill music from Pandora), massage oil, if you prefer no candles I burn a nice smelling oil, and I also have gum for the road just in case...

There is something about showing up, going into a shower, and finding BAR SOAP that smacks of something unsanitary. Shower gel or at least soft soap, liquid soap is my preference.

soft lighting...  not sure about red bulbs though...  I do fine with jar candles & often take them.  ALWAYS put them on a fireproof surface like a saucer or metal coaster of appropriate size.  (When the candle burns down, the glass can get hot!)  Or flameless imitation candles are now available.

Music...  several tracks (Ladies lime them to know when intervals are approaching) choice of music type.  Music helps to mask sex sounds...  aim the speaks toward the door better  to mask the sound but soft enough to be only background music in the bed area.  I want US to be the focus, it is not a concert...  at least not that kind.

TV is low class unless it's porn & not all like porn.  I prefer my action to be the only action going on.  Porn might be inspiration between rounds.  I have caught girls (because no lady would do so) watching soaps during the action, of course service was second rate.  

A soft drink or water or a hot beverage might be an ice breaker but not really much time in an hour session unless you have relaxed time limits.  One Fav Gal clearly only tracks the action time...   Unless the gent will take the remaining beverage with him as he leaves...  done that too.  

A lady provided a chair for me to undress & leave my clothes...  actually she undressed me (thanks Joy! XO).   I morphed that into a corner of the dresser for certain things plus the chair.    

With a certain Fav Gal...  I know I'll be the only one that day...  I stop & get fixings for us to prepare a lunch...  usually some sort of meat/salad.  Of course package sizes are way more than we use & she keeps all excess for her own use.  It's a lot of fun & it solves the problem of long drive with no food.    

Another set up includes a joint shower...  her laundry bill must be huge...  but it's a lot of fun.  She had substantial handrails added to the shower.

For you !!! So I can watch Nats game after sex... :D

2/13/14 - Pitchers and Catchers report to Spring Training...Bitches...... (that includes guys also...)

Can't fuckin' wait...



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moved away, kept a small crock pot type device on the bed table to keep wash clothes warm and moist.  A very nice touch for cleaning Mr. Happy after each round.

I agree that bottled water is a nice inexpensive touch.  I have had ladies offer snacks consisting of crackers, cheese, fruit, chocolates, etc. for the "get to know you time" or between rounds time, especially if it is a multi-hour date.

the warm towel is a nice touch. Don't need her to wipe me down.

I usually bring a beverage or two for us both, but a snack.. fruit, cheese & crackers, chocolates to pair with it; that's appreciated.  

I always book 2+, and there is always some warmup and some downtime. Sharing food and drink is the oldest method in the "welcome" and relaxation handbook IMO

.a bottle of water for the road. I thought that was a nice touch. I also had one ask me to spend the night with her after we went drinkin/dancin. Too much? Lol

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Condoms that fit

It's a mood breaker when the condom continues to slip off.

a warm & cozy room.. In the winter  of course..

But it seems that every provider I have seen has the temperature kind of cool.. and the pillows and comforters on the bed very sparse.. so I end up fighting for pillow space when chilling while snuggling a bit during recovery.. and the room temp is a little unpleasant..

In order to be a great host. You must be able to think quick...
Shoot from the hip.
It's over my head.. You amazing women..
I can say I know how to please a customer though.

It's all about seeing a situation, then reacting to it...
Seems stupid.. I know...
But I could tell how the lady I was serving liked her steak just by talking to her about anything.
I knew how her husband would react to her oredering just by looking at him.
It's a sorta psychic thing I know most escorts have.

Offering me some water is a nice touch. I really could care less about candles, red lights, music, beverages other than water or snacks.

But yes, for a quality provider that should go without saying. My point was I don't need or desire anything beyond the basics. Everything else is frills and I don't need frills. :)

Only, that instead of ringing a doorbell...

 
When the button is pushed a signal goes to a device providing stimulation to the lady's clit.

 
I always wanted to give a lady an orgasm, before she opened the door

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DD got one and mentioned it in a thread.

I gave one to my SO.

Deal was she would put the vibrator part in her pussy and sit at the bar. Then I would test the remote.

Looks like it works more than 50 ft away (prev tested to 25- now 50), so it probably goes through a window or door crack.

Not as powerful as a Hitachi but still a decent vibrator.

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one of those MedAlert thingies. ;)

Provider-induced fires in hotel rooms make for great stories. I agree about keeping the candles out of the picture after a rather "hair-owwing" experience I once had. Don't ask...

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Trust me on this PS, you don't want the details. Besides, I'm not hijacking Tobi's thread for my own funny story.

I wouldn't have thought I would care but it was pretty nice and definitely added to the experience.

Candles or the battery fake kind are good. I like them but don't have to have them. You're red light bulbs sound interesting.

A place to put my clothes. It's nice for her to hang them and some do but I'd like to have a Valet chair or similar to place them on as I undress. While this is not essential it is more important than the candles or music.

Music - I like cool jazz, classic rock, or blues. It's nice to have it playing while I'm there. Not the radio with commercials or talk.  

I like soft drinks before/after sessions. Being in Atlanta of course Coca-Cola is my drink of choice.

Soap or shower gel without fragrance.  

I agree with perfectstorm on all he listed. Fortunately in my experience those have been a given.

How about some air fresheners and nice music? That always seems to enhance the romantic setting for gfe. Also how about some nice conversational pieces, as well as some fine art. That is a good place to start.

As much as I wanna make you guys happy, I am not lugging a fucking sculpture into a hotel.  

Besides, I have plenty of fine art permanently etched into my skin. I'm a walking conversation piece. :D

Posted By: Duplicitouslust
How about some air fresheners and nice music? That always seems to enhance the romantic setting for gfe. Also how about some nice conversational pieces, as well as some fine art. That is a good place to start.

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If not, I might suggest sneaking into the Art Institute of Chicago and fukking there. They rent space. Lol

How many convo piece do you need dude? With a beautiful naked woman there...

And I don't think the point is to recreate her home boudoir for you in a Hotel Incall.

Try turning Titanic on the TV in the background for romance. lol

Like Jodeci. Something relaxing. Nice that you make the effort to change the hotel sterilization.

offer 'incall' the way 'I' want and envision (not in a hotel), it would be insanely awesome..(cough...I**n lol). But I can't. So I'll leave it with this...I am a 'detail' kinda gal (in case it isn't obvious). And who knows what the 'future' holds. For you gals who are able to offer 'true' incall, kudos to you. ;)

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A clean room, clean bed, clean shower -soap, and clean towels.
Clean glasses for water/wine or drinks
Chair/clothes rack or hanger for clothes.
Appropriate room temperature
Music yes but NO TV on when I arrive

One gal always has a platter of grapes, nuts, and chocolates for me.

I had a K gal who would cook a banquet for me often.  That is a bit much, but boy did she know how to get to a man's heart.

One gal put out of whole spread of Jew-heaven food for me:  lox, herring, cream cheese, etc.  (That was Miki the MILF, may she rest in peace.)

Nothing complements good sex quite as much as a fine nosh afterwards.



any other music is neutral to very negative for me, depending on what.

warm enough to be naked in winter...  AC down to comfortable temp in summer.

The small crockpot next to the bed with warm towels is the best thing.    
Gatorade or cold bottled water.
Depending on the time of day and duration, I'll bring a bottle of Champagne or two.
Relaxing music.  Don't get me wrong, I love Motorhead, Foo Fighters, Metallica, etc., but there's a time and place for everything.  I mix serious boner jams.  
Multiple towels, just in case things get a bit out of control.  
Dixie cups with travel bottle sized mouthwash available.  
Sealed new inexpensive toothbrush and travel tooth paste

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