That's a weird name itself if you ask me, but here is a whole list of other names for that part, by George Carlin:

Okay "vagina" is another weird word, but here's Carlin's list of synonyms

that's you - with a penis.

or as i like to think of it, a
 throbbing python of love.

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A few..

of my favorites:

Penis - One-eyed Yogurt Shooter, Floppy Drive, Ankle Spanker

Vagina - Grassy Knoll, Fetus Factory, Masturbation Contingency Plan

Lolli pop.

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I think this is the silliest name ever given to a human body part.

The Little Bishop of Cunterbury,

Twat Swatter

Lincoln the pig stuffer  (Ozarks)

Hot Rod in a beer can

Baby's arm holding an apple  (Mine, of course -LOL)

Feely Dan or Eely Dan

Schumstucher (Thanks, Mel Brooks)

And lastly:  "It may only be as wide around as a 40 but what it lacks in girth it makes up for in length"