to call intimate body parts?

That's a weird name itself if you ask me, but here is a whole list of other names for that part, by George Carlin:

Okay "vagina" is another weird word, but here's Carlin's list of synonyms

that's you - with a penis.

of my favorites:

Custard Cannon and Goo Bazooka.
And, yes, I am a Male Strumpet.

Lolli pop.

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I think this is the silliest name ever given to a human body part.

The Islets of Langerhans are just beyond The Greek Isles.

The Little Bishop of Cunterbury,

I call him "super"  because he is  :  

And if you still don't know what schnitzengruben means, watch "Blazing Saddles" the movie by Mel Brooks, circa 1974...

Signed,
Schnitzengruben