That's a weird name itself if you ask me, but here is a whole list of other names for that part, by George Carlin:

Okay "vagina" is another weird word, but here's Carlin's list of synonyms

that's you - with a penis.

or as i like to think of it, a
 throbbing python of love.

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A few..

of my favorites:

Penis - One-eyed Yogurt Shooter, Floppy Drive, Ankle Spanker

Vagina - Grassy Knoll, Fetus Factory, Masturbation Contingency Plan

Lolli pop.

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I think this is the silliest name ever given to a human body part.

The Little Bishop of Cunterbury,

Twat Swatter

Lincoln the pig stuffer  (Ozarks)

Hot Rod in a beer can

Baby's arm holding an apple  (Mine, of course -LOL)

Feely Dan or Eely Dan

Schumstucher (Thanks, Mel Brooks)

And lastly:  "It may only be as wide around as a 40 but what it lacks in girth it makes up for in length"

And if you still don't know what schnitzengruben means, watch "Blazing Saddles" the movie by Mel Brooks, circa 1974...

Signed,
Schnitzengruben